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Have a wonderful celebration.... Happy birthday.

Op u've started creating some annoying threads lately, if U don't watch it, people will see ur threads and avoid them without opening the thread(s) to even know whether they're worth commenting on or not .

I can mention names of those whose threads are not taken serious again by nairalanders,
Don't be like them...

Am sorry my post is long.
Op do U think the people that said "all that glitters are not gold" dey smoke weed when they said it?
U qualified the babe even added jara, ehn come be like say na Angel on earth U dey describe. Anyways sha, we all have our flaws and it's obvious hers is English.

But on a serious note, it's like U ar not the humble, funny, and easy type. Believe me this isn't something as bad as U think, the babe is already into U fine, create time to always meet her where u've got no one listening to ur conversations, bring urself down to the language she understands while u keep correcting her simple errors.

Moreover, have u asked her about her educational background? Why not find out about her education, the level she is educationally and her plans concerning her educations. Learning English is not that difficult, if not Spanish, Asian, south American coaches won't be working in UK. Teaching they say is learning, encourage her and she'll love u the more.

Love they say is blind, it supersedes everything and I think if u've got love in ur plans for her u can overlook her English and help her improve.
Note; all these university ladies may not offer u what this babe has got for ya.

One love...

Hmmm...... We have hungry girls everywhere but I think hungrier guys are in abundance too.
Can't imagine how some guys keeps painting female folks black because they've met ladies that demands from them even before accepting to date them, not to talk of a guy asking a lady for assistance, am gonna paint that guy rainbow colours.

Damn... I can't even ask my female friends for money not to talk of someone U wanna get down with. That guy needs his brain cells checked and rearranged.

Hmmm... All these write Ups is just to thief another guy's property (girlfriend)? How will U feel if nah U be the guy? Anyways sha, person wey steal something,nah him fellow thief go still come steal am.

If only U can use the tips above for a single lady, she'll not only be urs but urs forever .

Quitting the marriage is not my business, but my business is U bringing half baked bread to the table for us to eat. If I read the full story by clicking on that link of urs, make my Nokia torch no browse again.

When U finally succeeds in sweeping her off her feet, she falls and breaks her legs, tell me op will she remember U for good? .
NOTE: Am talking about heartbreak .

Please can somebody define virginity and who a virgin is for me? So many wrong usage and misconceptions about virginity these days.

Funny enough, some people don't know that virginity can be lost in different ways apart from sex and the worst is, answers to questions on virginity and pregnancy can be gotten through the internet. The time U spend in coming to nairaland to share ur fear is enough for U to surf the internet and get more answers from professionals.

Either ways, my answer is yes! It's possible but the chances are slim. I still don't understand ur meaning of being a virgin, whether U are a primary or secondary virgin .

Ok... I yaff hear but they should please ban the giving birth to babies in toilets and bathrooms .
They'll soon come and attack my post, wears my armour for protection .

The spirit is cheating and the body is bleeping .
I've learnt to always read in between the lines of excuses, once I can't comprehend and link ur excuses to what's happening to U and the relationship, no time to waste again, start preparing for d worst (breakup).

But op, if U've being typing to her the way U did in this post, I think she didn't understand U when U asked her if she wants U guys to breakup, coz she would've said YES!.

Ladies wear trousers the same way we (guys) does, guys opens the zip, button or hook on the trouser before removing it, no stress.... So op tell ur brother to think about the trouser her wife is wearing as is, then he'll able to remove it without her knowing sef.

Hmmm.... After traditional marriage and still no sex? I hope the wife is not having a "well " In between her legs and scared of letting the husband know about the "community oil block" she has.

Seriously, reading and learning is not a problem, but clicking on that link is .

This one na correct back page material, these are threads people open in the night due to constipation because they can't sleep.

Now wey govt don replace danfo with brt buses, I wonder wetin Una go use sing this time may be keke napep . All the same they're welcome to the industry where Olamide, Phyno, Aye, Are U gonna dance, P-square have taken over .

Guys are moved by what they see , that's my answer...

Op she said U are selfish because u've taken it upon urself to be her father or parents and now U wanna slow down? U must finish what U started . People like U makes Some ladies to think that their guys are their atm, coz after her parents gives her pocket money as a student, u'll still pay her salary. Even some workers don't earn up to 15-20k.

Thank God for U coz U must buy her the laptop .

Prodigee:
Very nice ideas...they sound really interesting!

Yeah! Especially for a funny and a "washy" person like me.

Each time I see U I can't but thank God for bestowing such a beauty on U, HE IS SUCH A LUCKY GUY.

Whao! This ur hairstyle is beautiful, I don't know if HE HAD COMPLIMENTED IT BEFORE I DID.

I don't envy people but because of how wonderful U are, I ENVY HIM.
Any of those lines will warrant the question, who? from her and from there u'll fire down ur questions.

Op the line plenty johr... Let me reserve the rest.

# Thou shall not convet ur neighbours properties (girlfriend or boyfriend).
# Thou shall not friend-zone someone who loves U.
# Thou shall not demand from someone when U ar not ready to be in a relationship.
# Thou shall not complaint about spending too much for someone, it's not by force.
# Thou shall not cheat on ur partner.
# Thou shall not have unprotected sex.
# Thou shall not break any heart that loves U.

I said I like her and her reaction plus response was, I LIKE U TWO . Confusion entered my head immediately

If men should avoid all those things, men's lifes will be boring nah .

I only agree with one which is, FAILURE TO INITIATE TOUCHING . I never failed in that aspect , always ready to touch at slightest opportunity.

No wahala nah... Op keep playing, one day u'll meet A COACH .

Op he'll forgive U if he doesn't find out what U did to the pregnancy .

1. Guys should not be complaining about spending for a girl coz they were not forced at gunpoint .
2. Guys should not be allowing any girl they spend for to go without hitting her jackpot .
3. Guys should not be because of heartbreak.

The same U that had the courage to walk up to her and started a conversation with her will still continue what u've started. I don't think there are special things left for U to be doing coz what worked for Mr A may not work for Mr B, moreover; not all ladies are confused, some of them knows what they want.

I'll simply say, continue from where U stopped whether awkward or not, coz once a lady is into U, she's into U and hopefully ur crush is into U (crushing on U too).

Team test run will soon be here, I'll be at the back to observe proceedings.
Well Op he said until after church wedding, I'll say U shouldn't kill urself before that day (control the urge) so that U can witness the banging he'll give u or another excuse .