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Any part of U that will make U sin, comot am so op... Comot ur eyes . If it's trending, I think we better follow them like tweet on twitter

I agreed with op... But try to gain the admission before or at the same time with such female friends, so that if she forms or change, U go waka pass coz plenty gals dey wey U fit chat wit for school.
We (most) guys only complaints because the so-called girl(s) left us at home (gained admission) and the Tory com change to "Ebuka... lectures, tests, assignments, exams, practicals and stress don dey too much for me, abeg no vex .

Bottomline is that some girls handled such situations well (pure maturity), didn't make it obvious that their course codes has changed to ...101.1 while ur own course codes were still four jamb subjects

Don't really know why some people aren't tired of attentions, how will this stop those that have nothing to contribute but to send mails to girls on this forum? u just seek for the attention of those wey no sabi u sef.
Some nairaland guys sending e-mails to ugly (fake) gals without knowing since the time of Anaximander .

Hmmm... Don't really care much coz she's my Ex and am shooting for a "Y" .

Haha... Very funny , students protesting because there was no power supply in the community for one months? am sure if students are to protest lack of power supply, Federal govt would've closed down Uniport since 20B.C. Students staying in Choba, Aluu and some part of Alakahia will understand, we're used to it .

I think if a Spanish giant like Real Madrid can lose games early in the season, then English clubs like Liverpool and Man city who had already lost two games and a game respectively, will be like "we get hope na", make Una no dey laf us

PhockPhockMan: Your right.

Yeah! And their actions can be termed as acts of wickedness

Am sure they (those mothers) wanna remain young forever, na after marriage and during child birth they wanna start to prevent their bosoms from sagging? I dey laff , am sure the bosoms don sag already, they just wanna prevent it from turning to Bobbi definitely not by denying the babies their rights

If it's not natural, it can't be original. Even if most things on females are fake, should there be fake Punnie too? . I know how hard it is for d man to knowing now that he had being drilling an artificial hole for 19years, but probably felt natural to him. I think there is always a thin line btw natural and artificial, with the thin line visible enough to those who can see .

Am pretty sure the man is one of the westerners that didn't agree to same-sex marriage. Abii is this case not a case of gay marriage ? Nobody should tell me he/she is transgender and her past does not matter. But this one gidi gan, eleyii burukuju.

It's simple, no secret can be hidden for eternity

Upload ur picture on ur profile, if u've not done that . But I think the less the attentions U get, the better.

Hmmm... The same way my family members were calling me here in school when the Ebola case was reported in PH is the same way I'll be calling all of them, if she tests positive. I pray it's negative, and proper measures be taken early to stop the spread in Ife and it's environs.

I seriously don't know what is difficult to comprehend in " if U know u've had contact with Dr. Iyke or been to Sam steel hospital recently, plz give urself up for quarantine" that the lady couldn't understand.
It would've been better if she had stayed here in PH rather than travel to Ife, such a long distance and a long chain of contacts like food chain or web

dein77: indeed the more we live the more we learn. One never stops learning. Like you also added, I will only consider myself dumb if such incident ever repeats itself. I have already move on. Thanks for your contribution; it's appreciated.

That's the spirit... One love.

Hmmm... I can remember having a picnic somewhere in OAU few years back, the bats (adan) were really scary and gun shots from the hunters no be small thing. Adventist Grammar school in Ede has alot of bats too, except if they've done something about the bats in d last few years.

If the case is confirmed, the lady should plz not run and if she had, she should return to quarantine coz OAU (Ife) na my base. I just dey beg her.

Realtol: Who told you you have survived it? Just be extra careful and be at your guard at everytime. You don't what the next person is carrying and neither do you know where he/she is coming from. I pray we all survive it. However, don't let's believe the coast is clear and then drop our guards.
P.S. believe those politicians less, they always lie to keep us calm and save their inept assss!

U are right... May be I should say we've survived the scare, tension and panic that took over PH, especially Choba in the last few weeks. Well everybody is still cautious but there is a great difference now in peoples relationship with one another compared to when the case was reported.

May God continue to protect us all, I believe we'll live to tell our children about "the Ebola era".

Ebola was in Rumuokoro, very close to Uniport and we (uniport students) survived it. If this case is confirmed, I think with proper measures, OAU students, Ile-Ife (for the sake of my family) and Osun State will survive it.

The more we live, the more we learn. Am sure op has learnt his lessons, I can only call op mugu if he makes the same mistake again.

Hmmm.... It's either she prefers the machine or U are not giving her the desired satisfaction, either ways it's either U step-up ur game or U quit

It's possible not to feel anything, but it's better not to put the monster btw the legs to test and stress

Na condition make Crayfish bend ... They should rejoice now that Congo defeated Nigeria but they shouldn't attack Nigerians in South Africa on Wednesday after Super Eagles might have beaten them.

They're talking, I think they've forgotten how the home-based super eagles who were termed by many people as one of the worst team to have represented Nigeria defeated them by 3-1, making them to have scored their first goal against Nigeria since 2004.
They've forgotten Osaze's debut 2goals against dem in 2004, Uche Nwafor's 2goals in Mandela cup right there in their backyard.
Bottom-line is; no matter how strong a wife is, the husband go stil go doggie style on her.
South Africa na our wife, we've being bleeping them as the husband since the time of Anaximanes, Anaximander and Thales

Am not surprised sha, it's definitely the continuation of the 1st season that ended in brazil, this is season 2. But both of dem can lie oooo

Am sure if ebola sees the poor state of infrastructures and how dirty most parts of the state is (especially Aba), it'll change it's mind saying " abeg these people don suffer too much" make i free dem. Mind u na my state be dt...

Hmmm.... If the journalists and the media have not being doing their works effectively, how would i had gotten this gist? Ehn don tey since i waka go him church, my coursemates wey be regular members sef no sabi wetin dey happen wit dem Pastor. Bottom-line is, journalists make una carry go johr.

If u no shit for body, houseflies no go dey follow u everywhere.
Person fry him hair with anointing oil, which oil come remain for miracles?

Hmmm.... They should please report themselves for our sakes and not be health terrorists like Patrick Sawyer, Dr. Iyke Enemoah and Olu Ibukun Koye.

As a fellow uniport student, i pray God has just added butter to ur bread (pregnancy), but if it's ebola, bro u are not safe either coz u've had contacts with her.
Still thinking on how to enter campus tomorrow. I'll suggest she do a pregnancy test while u watch out for other symptoms that are not pregnancy related, and u should take precautions too.

May God continue to protect us, and crown our efforts in containing this ebola virus with success.

Haha... I dey laf U op . U mean Ebola is no longer interested in human bodies again but to drag banana with humans? Even Patrick Sawyer wherever he is now is shaking his head in shame for U .

Haha... If guys can have up to 99 secrets, then secrets are over-rated. Nothing should be a secret or the word secrets should not exist anymore coz everything is definitely termed as secret.

Moreover, I think ladies secrets will be uncountable if guys can have 99.
Bottom-line is, all na LIES LIES LIES....

Mehn... The thing don happen several times to me, I'll just smile and if the guy dey cool, I'll make a joke out of it.
I don't care if anyone wears the same clothe as mine coz no be only me dem make clothes for . Since U are not staying in the jungle where u'll mostly find plants and animals around that don't wear clothes, I don't think there is a big deal except if inferiority or superiority complex is in U instead of Peak milk

This is serious if the mutation is scientifically proven further through more research. Our govt no wan upgrade our standard of living through the provision of more and better health care system, clean and accessible water supply, clean environment etc but Ebola virus is mutating (as in upgrade)? Then, the fire on the mountain will soon consume both the wetlands and d drylands.

Sooner than later Ebola will become history, but till then may God continue to protect us all. Amen!

I just hope and pray they'll all test negative to Ebola, if not, I'll be amazed may be the dead Patrick Sawyer has sent more of his fellow health terrorists to Nigeria from hell.

Wetin dem dey find for Nigeria sef? Employment? Steady power? Good education or health system? Security? Just name it. They should just leave Nigeria and Nigerians alone,make we dey enjoy our garri without the fear of shaking hands and avoiding contacts again.

I think the bleach will kill the body first before the Ebola