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Did he steal more than Dasuki?

SmellingAnus:
you asked a reasonable question that deserves an answer from me.... Yes I can play chess, Infact it's my favourite game... I love the fianchetto opening

You play professional, or amateur?

Berlynn:
before you judge my life, i suggest you take a very good look at your own life... Bunch of pretenders

Em, I don't pretend. It's something I detest, but seriously, why are you shy?

Like why do you waste your time drooling over someone who doesn't like you, when there are many who would love to see the fleshy sight of your areolas and nipples.

Once again, I love your boobs.

2. But frankly, I'd take 'em all. They all good booty.

Berlynn:
hey Who Tf is you, don't you think you need to get your fact right before jumping into silly conclusion... ..

One can only get the facts right when the individual(s) concerned state it, otherwise, it's assumption upon assumption.

So, over to you. The ball is in your court.

PS: Men I love your boobs.

SmellingAnus:
I start by saying that a good chess player knows exactly when to play for a draw game.... Muva accept it you can't defeat Lezz and Co in an e-war... Less and Co.. also accept it... You can't defeat Muva in an e-war... Just as in Chess... It simply means stalemate... There is something I want both parties to understand... i.e there are persons that derive pleasure in seeing both sides engage in these needless e-wars therefore they will do anything to see them happen including disguising as the opposing side to troll... The year is about to come to an end, and it will be best for both parties to bury the hatchet and focus more on other issues... I know that peace cannot be made by force, but I already feel fulfilled to have started the peace moves between my former social media colleagues... I have gotten words from Muva/Sinz never to attack you again just as I need words from you never to attack Muva/sinz again... If there is one person that Muva respect I can boldly say I am the one, ... I can vouch for Muva that he will never attack you again at least for the next two weeks wether you attack him or not... However I can't vouch for him to remain silent if you continue to attack him after two weeks from this peace moves... Both parties have not been perfect in your dealings with each other which simply means that both parties have been guilty of diverse offenses against each other... Please both parties should accept the stalemate and bury the hatchet... No Victor No Vanquished...

From Smellinganus, a close friend of Mimzy and trapqueen77

Pardon me, what do you know about Chess? Can you play?

NickleTheory:
Go and take a nap...This stupid drama of theirs is interesting.

And one who is interested in something 'stupid' is?

Yea I know, don't bother answering.

lalasticlala:
I just prefer to be anonymous. I'm not a snub. If I reply mentions, I won't have the time to work, so I only reply mentions if it's very necessary or when i'm in a playful mood.

Like now? You didn't reply my mention, or is it because I'm not belynda?

TheSonOfMark:
I still think you should be smacked in the balls every morning for trying to defend the anti-people policies of this administration during political discourses .

Ah well, people make mistakes. This political administration have made it clear they don't care about the masses. It's pretty obvious for anybody with eyes to see this.

God willing, I hope the nigerian masses will have what it takes to correct the error made last year. Frankly, I'm tired of seeing this old recycled faces. It's time for someone new. Don't you think so?

TheSonOfMark:
Exactly why I always refute any attempt to tag me a nice guy.

My on-Nairaland persona allows me the freedom to state my opinions without worrying about ruining a reputation of being easy-going. If I tell my pals the person behind moniker X is mad , trust me to quote moniker X and let him know he's raving mad.

But you're easy going, Kay. This I know.

And yea, I trust you to do just that. But I find it funny people sometimes worry about the opinions of faceless individuals, more so, individuals they most likely will never get to meet.

SINZ:
You can call it what you want sir. But what I just told you is what it is. Our jolly relationship never left NL and we both know you won't give out a photo of you to anyone that asks.

How does it sound to you? "Hey Joe, urm.. I want to see the annoying sod behind this moniker" and then you'd forward it to me? C'mon man!

In any case, I never intended trolling you with it.

We both know? I didn't know you could read minds. So much like you to assume because that's exactly what devious deviants do.

Like Pen said in the movie Undersiege 2: Dark Territory: "Assumption is the mother of all fuck_ ups. Bro, you lie and you're a liar and you will always be a liar.

Countless times, I've showed my picture to peeps who asked for it. Oh! You remember the thread created by Twaci_? The black and white picture challenge? Where monikers posted their black and white pics? I'm sure you do, isn't that why you slithered on the thread and obtained a picture that I posted there? Dude, stop lying. I post my pictures here, countless times. I've been here before you, remember?.

Either way, you've always sucked at lying and only stupid_ intelligent plagiarising numbskulls believe your lies.

Tygaah:
Lol bruh, it's not really as bad as it looks or sounds. I really don't know to what extent you guy's bromance was but if it wasn't really lit, I thinks it will be awkward for him to ask to see a pic of you directly, more like some gay shii . Which justifies him asking a mutual friend but all in all, it has happened, it has happened. Bruh let's forge ahead, please.

There ain't no gay sh1t there. He could have asked Kay (thesonofmark) among all the romance section faithful here, Kay is one who knows more about me. And he and Kay have been good buddies.

A fellow guy asking a guy to see what he looks like is normal, nothing to it.

Even Lezz can attest to this. The day I was about to meet him, it occurred to me I don't even know what he looks like. I asked him to show me his pic, that was when he told me it has always been on his Nairaland profile.

So you see, no gay sh1t going on bruh.

SINZ:
Who gave the order is not important.

I sought your picture, yes. But not for the sole aim of trolling you as you think. I just wanted to put a face to your persona. I got that pic long when we were still jolly.
The trolling thing started with you, not me. Remember?

Excuse me Mr, I knew exactly when you asked for my picture. I'm sure you know the person that gave you the picture is someone I've met face to face?

So much like you to twist things, might I ask when the trolling started with me? Because I remember vividly what transpired that day, like yesterday.

You wanted to put a face to my persona, It didn't occur to you to just ask me, but instead, you went stylishly and obtain my picture, well done bro.

Tygaah doesn't the emboldened sound funny to you?

Tygaah:
Lol, If you guys keep on weighing your points to see who is right and who's not, this issue will just keep taking new turns. Moving on, that's the thing y'all should place your focus on now. Atleast now that you have thought to clear the air, that's a positive sign towards moving on. Even if you guys won't be each other's favorite buddies anymore, y'all should still bury the old sword or at the very least sheath. I know, I know it's none of my business, ion even know why I am doing this, maybe I am just trying to adhere to the scriptures of the holy book.

"Blessed are the peacemakers".

I hope you know that scripture is the direct opposite of what is happening today? For "Blessed are the peacemakers" is an aberration, because the peacemakers obtain nothing more than oppression, strife, poverty, misery and bombings.

In today's political ionosphere, being peaceful or being perceived as peaceful is like hanging a sign which reads: "hey there, I am a weakling, please oppress me".

SINZ:
How can this nigga continue telling all and sundry that I betrayed him and NOBODY even bothered to ask "HOW"? How did Synzu betray you? I've been given strict orders not to address this issue. But i hate it when people lie with impunity and the gullible ones just swallow it up!

Pardon my intrusion, but I want to ask who gave you strict orders not to address 'this' issue because the you I know, don't take orders from people (monikers).

As to asking how and why, might I ask how and why you sought my picture (for the sole purpose of trolling me) from a female nairalander?

TheSonOfMark:
In other words , your seemingly articulate reply was to IMPRESS him .

Ladies and gentlemen, dudes and lasses , boys and girls, there you have it.

DAVIYJONESS:

see awon weyrey members nominating themselves including naijaboiy and he says no sentiment.

That's a farce.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Nairaland does not recognize groups as such so it's not feasible for such category to be created.

Secondly, it's only going to cause unnecessary squabbles. Let's just focus on what we are used to. [/color]

No offence bro, nairaland doesn't recognise this award thingy either.

TheSonOfMark:
The sweet rewards of years of self-development.
I know the price which comes with not playing ball and being overly-opinionated and confrontational .

Amen!.

TheSonOfMark:
Wavering loyalty/betrayal/dishonesty/hypocrisy .

And pretending.

TheSonOfMark:
There's even more to it. There's a pretty female Nairalander he tried to use against me but I saw it all before it began and countered it by acting cold towards her until she confessed. I chose not to drag her into the ensuing controversies. I don't need to score a point by hurting her.

If you were non the wiser she would have hurt you, bro, like real bad.

You of all people know monikers here will like nothing more than to see you embarrass.

lalasticlala:
People like to view such threads

But people like to view threads about ass and boobs, why don't you move such threads to front page?

Estharfabian:


Show Off!


Yeah, we know you bought An Iphone0.2..Big deal!

You sound annoyed, why?

KingEbukasBlog:
I don't think its jonbellion . This guy is witty and his responses are sardonic . It's more likely joseph1 832

Apparently he is currently serving his ban .

And Joseph's style of writing is very similar to his . Joseph uses the underscore (_) in front of obscene words to stop them from being bowdlerized , same thing with this guy

What's biting you today, Mr? Why mention that moniker if your shenanigans?

Amusaopeyemi:
Einstein was a Genius, I am ordinary. I know a boy on my street who just celebrated his 15th birthday last week, he is in SS3 and he did he'll be writing jamb next year too.

The beauty of being ordinary is the first step to being extraordinary.

I know this routine. Most kids today finish school at an early age. The kid I taught (still teach) passed out from secondary school at age 14, wrote Jamb and GCE that same year and laid waste to both.

She couldn't get direct admission because of her age. So she's doin a programme in a university right now.

If that boy on your street pass Jamb, the only reason he'll get admitted into university is if he increase his age. I've seen parents do this one time too many.

Tell me, which higher institution did you attend, and what did you study?

Amusaopeyemi:
Yep. Did GCE in SS2 the year before and jamb in SS3. Was given admission 2months before my 16th birthday.

That's nice. You're quite the Einstein, aren't you.

I thought Jamb has specific laid down rule admission into university is from 16 years above?

May be they cut you some slack since you were 2 months away from 16.

Amusaopeyemi:
In 2009, I was 15 then. I had so many questions my pastors then couldn't answer. They kept saying "It is all a mystery." By the way, me I've always been different. Got into the uni that October and stopped going to church. I only went with my mom then cuz she would whoop my ass if I didn't go. Lol

You got admission into university when you were 15 years old?

Now why in the name of God did the judge grant the woman bail? She planned the whole thing from the onset, she's just as guilty as her two accomplice.

Hope the judge didn't have mercy on her because she's a woman. We've seen some women commit unspeakable horrors and granted bail by virtue of the fact that they're female.

If the reverse had been the case, and the husband was accused of murdering his wife in this god forsaken manner, I and you know the judge won't grant the husband bail (especially if she's a female) and the feminists and men haters would have stormed this thread chanting their puerile hate diatribe.

And the rich keeps marrying the rich all in the name of preserving their ill gotten wealth.

Isn't it time we show these peeps who's boss?

TheInkredible:
Jude, stop embarrassing yourself. The quality of education your father gave you is 4th grade so you aren't qualified to join Nairaland elite in critiquing write-ups.

You're a blazing illiterate.

"Brainpower" is uncountable, while "brain powers" is open to selective licence. And this is how you want to make Nairaland great again? By showcasing your chronic analphabetism and interrupted education?

I suggest you save up enough cash and enrol in an adult education centre after your fuel attendance job.

Take a look at that picture below, that's you still faulting a perfect English written.

You're manifesting Satan's work in God's perfect creation, Jude. Steer of my mentions. You're killing #mnga stillbirth.

Damn! Who you bro? Dude, you mean, like you a meanie.

LMFAO!.