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Christianity Etc › Re: Only Tithe-Payers Are Qualified To Receive Blessings - Oyedepo (Video) by AfroSamurai: 4:38pm On Dec 20, 2016

Well said my Father in the Lord.
Quote me wrongly and u won't see the end of this year

Why did you deactivate if you're so sure your feeble threat is strong?

Coward!.

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Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 4:34pm On Dec 20, 2016

lezz:
We may never know until...

Death, is a path all living thing must walk.

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Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 3:52pm On Dec 20, 2016

lezz:
Death itself depicts silence and numbness. The noise behind the silence is all the plethora of activities that heralds life after death. The journey of the soul and its trial.

I seek to here those noise.

Indeed, the necropolis will indeed be a place as noisy as the streets of Lagos.

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 2:54pm On Dec 20, 2016

bibijay123:
I can't believe you still remembered that.

Course I do. wink

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 12:53pm On Dec 20, 2016

Ishilove:
It's too raw for comfort

Ah sorry to cause you discomfort
Please is your name comfort?
How do you see this retort:

Omo yodi'e seyin araa fe san ....
Yodi'e ojo fe ro !!!!!!!!

Hope this won't cause you discomfort? grin

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 12:44pm On Dec 20, 2016

TheSonOfMark:
True. Funny how these folks spend hours every week watching lengthy television series and analyzing them but they find it difficult to download and read at least a PDF novel monthly.

That's the blatant Irony I see in their lives.

They can wholeheartedly analyse a Telemundo or Zero world series, constructively I must say, but when it comes to books or other matters, it's a whole new ball game for them.

I guess they see it as tiring and boring. That's why they don't even bother.

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 12:28pm On Dec 20, 2016

Nickymezor:
Yeah. U too

*Thumbs up.

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 12:20pm On Dec 20, 2016

TheSonOfMark:
Biomedical-inclined actually but I've always believed a truly educated person should have sound knowledge of everything from politics to poetry and from programming to physiology. You aren't truly educated if you don't make it a duty to read everything.

It all boils down to self-development. I make it a point of duty to read at least two books every month - books about anything and everything- no matter how busy I am, even if I have to lock myself indoors on Saturday nights and stay in bed till the sun shines colourful lights through my window on Sunday mornings.

Hence the very reason I wrote the poem, Listen To Me.

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 12:08pm On Dec 20, 2016

Nickymezor:
Okay, I now believe u... I guess the "Samurai" attached to ur moniker made think u were someone else

Now you know I bear no resemblance to that lad.

It's a good. Have fun wink

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 12:06pm On Dec 20, 2016

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Any post from you, lezz is easily deciphered ....Are you on a ban again?
And the men with good intention includes you?

Funny cos it's coming from you....such curiosity [/color]

Just like inspector Gadget, I'm always on ~~duty~~ a ban. LOL.

Tell me, how do you decipher my posts and Lezz' you make us seem like siamese twins. Lol.

And yes, the men with good intention include me, and all of me.

I thought my curiosity is well known and noted. My mind is a whirlpool of curiosity.

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 11:40am On Dec 20, 2016

lezz:
Number 2 is fated

Number 3 is the essence of life, its fulfillment and understanding. The final bridge that separates the world of men and beasts.

The one experience that makes all human efforts either futile or profitable.

Dreams are the closest shave with the afterlife; we all have somewhat, to a degree, heard that noise that lies behind the silence of death.

Pardon me, I meant number 1, not 2 cos I for one know the joyous joy of riding with a ride or die chick. grin

'Behind the silence of death' That sound like a metaphor to me. I interpreted it as having a near death experience (NDE) or hoping to hear the sound that transpires behind the veil of death.

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 11:24am On Dec 20, 2016

charijee:
[color=deeppink]You see and understand what better?
It's funny in every sense .....I wish to know you
SalomonKane, Joseph1832? ......[/color]

Am I that transparent? grin

Here someone likened me to that lad who has softorgasm and saintssamurai as his moniker, never minding the dude doesn't know what it means for one to be a samurai, for one to live according to the code of Bushido.

I believe I've already given you the answer you seek.

I see and understand why you shy away from the subtle advance(s) of men who approach you with good intention.

I still don't see how the question I asked is funny? grin

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Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 11:17am On Dec 20, 2016

lezz:

1) To see through the hearts of men

2) To wife Eva

3) To hear the noises behind the silence of death

Numbers 2 & 3 if possess by a man, would give him godlike powers and status.

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 11:13am On Dec 20, 2016

HungerBad, what does it take for one to be a mason?

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 11:06am On Dec 20, 2016

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Yes, an introvert and married
Lol funny question

[/color]

No wonder. I see and understand better now.

But how is the question funny?

Celebrities › Re: 2face Shuts Down Ikeja Shopping Mall; Meets Female Old Fan (Pics) by AfroSamurai: 10:43am On Dec 20, 2016

2baba. Among the greatest.

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Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 10:39am On Dec 20, 2016

Charijee, are you an introvert and are you married?

Fashion › Re: Chioma Obiadi Stephanie Wins Miss Nigeria Pageant 2016 by AfroSamurai: 10:37am On Dec 20, 2016

Let's hope we don't hear another cucumber story. grin

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Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 10:32am On Dec 20, 2016

Ireneony, is it true your father's name is Joseph?

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Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 9:58am On Dec 20, 2016

makydebbie:
Uwc, anytime

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Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 9:56am On Dec 20, 2016

lezz:
Bro, Nairaland is as an obfuscation of reality. I have seen so many fake people whose online personas are so, so , so , so , so fücking contrasting to their real lives. It is absolutely unnerving.

Girls whose loyalty are as steady as a leaf in the harmattan breeze.

Guys who will stab a brother or comrade in the back for ego's sakes, guys who breathe on the quest for online relevancy at the expense of the peace.

People whose evil are so outstanding, I am convinced it was never learnt but rather innately bequeathed by nature.

The rise of alternate faceless trolling! What happened to the men? I came in Romance section last year, 2 years after my nairaland début and I'm not afraid to say this is the most pretentious, unrealistic section in all of nairaland.

99.5% of folks here are phonies, as fake as the rubber Formica in Japanese cars...

LMFAO!. Sad, but true. It's a fair game of shame for those who always like to flare their disdainful shame for all to see.

This section breed the most simpleton of personas in the entire Nairaland. I mean, their thoughts and projection is nothing more than foolish pride being displayed on the alter of prostitution.

One would ask, what do they even gain, or hope to gain by doing this? Not that they slay the girls here (though some lie they do) not that they add money to their pocket (though some beg just to survive) not that they're intelligent (though most are more brilliant and intelligent no more than the animal we know as idiot).

I beats the imagination of any sane mind the amount of foolery that precede the mental disorder this section projects.

Though, it wasn't always like this when I came here first. Mature minds ruled this place, now, it's a shadow of its former self.

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Romance › Re: Christmas Bonus: Prostitutes Now Offer Sex At N500 Per Round by AfroSamurai: 9:45am On Dec 20, 2016

obontami:
Even folex is not as fake as that piece of shiit op posted up there.

Some ashis at brothel have been experiencing low patronage from their customers because of the present economy recession happening in our country. Some of them even charge as low as #900 for 2 rounds of sex. So saying brothels prostitutes decided to cut down the price of having sex with them to #500 is not even news at all. I think op brain is leaking he'd better do something about it before its too late.

LMFAO!. I believe those who carry news about ashies everywhere are the ones who haven't seem the inside of a brothel in their entire life.

I knew the news is fake the moment I read the title. I wonder which ashy will join this association when many of them believe in struggling for themselves.

With the way they jealous and envy themselves, I'd say that association is as good as dead.

Because of the recession, it's going to be a very bad Xmas for many ashies. Even MMM come add insult upon injury for the matter. Lol.

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 9:37am On Dec 20, 2016

makydebbie:
well, Volta region has a funny history I don't understand

According to what I heard, we came from Togo, that's why voltarians and Togolese speak the same language that's "Ewe".I spent almost 14 years, schooling.

My bad, sorry I meant Togo, not Benin Republic. The love of my life bibijay123 once told me about this.

I am(was) a volatrian once upon a time. It was the name of my hostel when I schooled in Uniben.

Never knew the meaning of the name till my darling Bibi told me.

This is why I maintain there's knowledge to be learned here, that is, aside the gargantuan amount of rancid horseshit and puerile vibes coming from the fingers of uneducated sea rejected street urchins.

Thanks for teaching me.

Romance › Re: Tag And Ask by AfroSamurai: 9:12am On Dec 20, 2016

makydebbie:
I hail from Volta region, Ghana.

Volta Region? Thought that place is in Benin Republic?

Romance › Re: Christmas Bonus: Prostitutes Now Offer Sex At N500 Per Round by AfroSamurai: 9:05am On Dec 20, 2016

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]The only difference is packaging. . . [/color]

And the amount of money they collect, after 'doing the do'.

Romance › Re: Christmas Bonus: Prostitutes Now Offer Sex At N500 Per Round by AfroSamurai: 8:52am On Dec 20, 2016

sekundosekundo:
You mean Aishawo is preferable?.

Where did you read me say that? Then again, it's a matter of opinion and choice, some men prefer ashawos, and others don't.

Romance › Re: Christmas Bonus: Prostitutes Now Offer Sex At N500 Per Round by AfroSamurai: 8:36am On Dec 20, 2016

UrennaNkoli:
Ashawo na ashawo. Which one be peace makers again.

In as much as I agree, i'll beg to disagree with you.

There's class in every occupation. So "ashawo no be ashawo". There's a vast difference.

Romance › Re: Christmas Bonus: Prostitutes Now Offer Sex At N500 Per Round by AfroSamurai: 8:35am On Dec 20, 2016

Obontami my good friend. I'm sure you know this news is as fake as a fake Rolex watch. grin

Dem forget say many olosho house still de do 5H for short time. LOL.

Romance › Re: Christmas Bonus: Prostitutes Now Offer Sex At N500 Per Round by AfroSamurai: 8:33am On Dec 20, 2016

SoluB, you cited Dailypost as a reference, then used another as your source, now that doesn't follow, does it?

Politics › Re: Recession Will End In 2017 – Buhari by AfroSamurai: 8:30am On Dec 20, 2016

I hope he didn't just arm the opposition with this statement.

Nigeria has a reputation for defying the law of gravity "what goes up, must come down". grin

Romance › Re: Come In! Its Romancelanders End Of The Year Night Of Award Ceremony—2016!!! by AfroSamurai: 8:25am On Dec 20, 2016

An0nimus:
shirt mehn, Nneka123 was male?!!

https://life.partyjollof.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Surprised.gif

A shocking revelation, I tell you. Hope you didn't fall for ~~her~~ him? LOL.

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