₦airaland Forum

Nickymezor:
Hey , u knw wat I mean I need nt elucidate more on dat... For starters ur writing skills re the same... Gosh ,u re one hell of a guy sha ... Hw would someone have so many monikers na only u dey get banned ni ( soft apples, small niples , big niples , Loveren, Whitewitch, blackwizard, mr carrot, Sweet orgasm Lordsamurai Saint Samuraii and now AFROSAMURIA

I don't know what you mean, and I have not the faintest clue to even know or understand what you mean.

Miss, if you truly believe I and the individual you claim me to be have the same calligraphy, then I'm sorry to tell you you're blind. (no offence).

Like I told you once, that individual doesn't have the calligraphy of the brain behind this moniker.

HungerBAD:
N288.6 billion?

Jesus Christ, Holy Mother Of God, Jesu Kristi, Jehovah, God, Samson, Goliath, Sango, Oghene, Allah,Chinekeeeeee.

So N97.6 billion belonged to Abacha, and the rest is Jonathans. Did not even know that "Saint Otuoke" stole this much. Still dont know what Buhari is waiting for to grab Goodluck Jonathan, as our constitution does not give immunity to former Presidents or Governors.

Well, I believe he's been begged by other past heads of state and President. The name of Jonathan has been ridiculed one time too many I believe. Just like an individual here who claims to be a mason but lack the basic skill to even attempt to be one.

So MTN hasn't even paid the fine, I mean after all this time?

A question for you, Lezz. It's one I've been meaning to ask you for a long time. It goes thus:

What do you call people who go offline to beg other people to get you to stop showing the world their trail of dirty habit(s), then come online and sound tough and blow their trumpet?

Nickymezor:
its pretty obvious, u act alike

Excuse me? We act alike? How? Kindly elucidate on this humongous revelation you just made.

Nickymezor:
my perception no dey lie sha

I'm well learned never to underestimate the power of a woman's 'intuition'.

But tell me, why do you think I'm the guy you think I am?.

Nickymezor:
I hear u

Come closer lemme whisper in your ear, so you'll hear better.

BrooklynTheBully:


100%

Please... lol.

Nickymezor:
U re jare, whose head u wan use...I hv been observing you.

LOL. If you truly have been observing me, you'll know I'm not the lad.

Check my signature, the lad in question can't coin such fine poetic muse.

BrooklynTheBully:
Quick Question For The Whole House....


I'm something...


I ran away with people's money before December 25th....


What am I??

Nice shade thrown at MMM.

Nickymezor:
softorgasm etal rite?

LMFAO!. Funny how monikers here associate the word Samurai to that lad.

I'm not he, I'm very happy to say.

Nickymezor:
Afrosumurai how many monikers do u have?

It's Afrosamurai_ Like the Anime character.

Now to your question, lemme count, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 9 ad infinitum.

Shaadey and masikay, do you guys watch anime?

lezz:
I wouldn't wager on the chance he can't see your in 4D through the moderator screen

Mynd44:
...

You should bro. It's above your understanding.

#NoOffence.

Mynd44:
There is no justification for it. Folks like you (no offence) are the reason I am a snub.

Opinions are like butt-holes bro, everybody has one. You just gave yours.

And hey, I never called you a snub now, did I? Frankly bro, you can't snub me cos to me, you're not even worth noticing. (no insult intended).

Mynd44:
I have seen chatlogs of personal chats get dumped here. I have seen people spill things told in confidence here without remorse. I dont think I want to associate with people who do that or people who find it entertaining.

It all depend on who you associate yourself with.

It starts here, their comments betray them. The liars and their elk usually betray themselves when they make non sequitor statements. Even those who pretend to be what they're not here also fall under this category.

Remember, you reap what you sow. Those who find themselves at the receiving end of having their personal life and chat history revealed here are the ones who went offline asking people to give pictures of monikers they're so jealous of. That's why they get served, hot!.

lezz:
It is my conviction every good writer is automatically a good diss lord.

Think of it this way, if I can writer well to seduce a girl or tell a good story, I can as well flip the pen and write in the direct opposite. Since I began writing article for newspapers in my SS3, dissing comes naturally.

You should refer him to Wole Soyinka's reply to those pointless nitwits who thought they could troll him when he said if Trump win the U.S election, he (Wole Soyinka will tear his greencard).

Uchihaitaci:
Came here to read comments and wasn't disappointed.

Faith in Nigeria destroyed ... If this is what the youth spend their time thinking hen small wonder why the country has made no science and Tech advancements

Oh please shut up. We've had enough of your sanctimonious type already.

Vernomouslezz:
One has his account BVN-frozen and the other was weeping on the phone for bumbae to send him 20 Pounds as his step dad starvs him as a correctional therapy

Two dickgirls who like sounding tough online when none of them can predict where their next meal would come from.

Both are masters at creating female accounts to woo themselves and deceive Nairalanders that they are sought after. Miss Sugargurl/Urlando and Miss Sharon.

Now this is beyond disgrace. It's the definition of loser's land of Oz

Imagine this nonsense! Weeping for a woman to send him money for him to salvage his more than foolish, miserable existence.

What a shame! to think these under-fed oozing miasma can still quote me is a taint to the name that I stand for, both online and offline. But then, that's what public forums like this give foolish kids, the chance to sound more than foolish.

It's an abysmal shame these kids are so full of envy and jealousy to the point they're greener than Master Yoda's lightsaber, and more yellow than the Sun.

Idiotic kids!.

PabloOmoEscobar:
Oh Lawd! When will all these back and forth come to and end?
Someone should remind me when was the last Miss Nairaland? Many months ago I guess

Frankly, I don't think it ever will.

When one sit idle and mind his business, only for one to see shades coming from left, right and centre from foolish ignorant kids who should be reading their books, one is forced to reply in kind.

It's that simple.

DarkRebel101:
You need help, Joseph. Serious help. And I've told you to stop seeking for my attention. It's not by force to know me as I'm not the least interested in you. Go fix yourself. You are damaged. Goodbye.

Who in their right mind will want to know you, Gbadebo?

You of all people! life truly is a b1tch. Anybody who seek the attention of an unemployed beggeing newt like you sure need serious lobotomy.

Now, I ask you a mere question, what do you do for a living? if you're proud of yourself, and proud of what you do for a living, and proud of your own skin, you'd answer the question, instead of employing evasive tactics like a badly trained F18 fighter jet pilot.

So, Gbadebo, what do you do for a living?

DarkRebel101:
Doesn't it make for a bellyful of laughs when the same people who claim Mr. so-and-so cannot do without Nairaland are the same ones found gossiping late into the night about the selfsame Mr. so-and-so, spend inordinate amount of time on this platform, have hordes of alternates at their disposal, and sometimes even use their alternates to chat with themselves? Sometimes even going as far as creating award threads like this one to preen their weather-beaten wings, and killing themselves for something as inutile as online honours? Talk about projecting one's insecurity and life failings on others.

As for that old man mentioning me incessantly with his alternate(s), craving a soundbite of my attention and hoping to elicit a response from me, he should know I'm nowhere near his nickel-and-dime level or one to entertain his prepubescent schemes. When a nigga is jobless, he becomes an embittered computer nerd. Some ninjas just don't want to grow up. It's a sad state of affairs really.

Tell me, what do you do for a living?

Even the ones caught begging females who can mother them are the same one who come online to sound tough, ask them to put their money where their mouth is, and you see them disappear into the night like transparent ghosts about to be exorcise.

I wonder, even though the internet has given credence and privilege to uninformed foolish and juvenile opinions, one should know their life outside here, and one should be willing and ready to meet that life, when it's realities come crashing like a meteorite. How else do you see young adolescent male who beg for money for mere survival just to allay their miserable and insufferable foolish, nonsensical existence come here to sound tough?

One should know, in as much as there's no age on the internet, when one is taken away from the internet, one as foolish as the serial biting purus idiota above me, whose diabolic musing of stealing, thieving and wishing to be what he's not, should cower at the mashismo of experience that comes with age.

There's a time for everything, now is the time to separate men from foolish begging juvenile boys.

Let their balls hang out like bush meat being paraded on the road to Ghana so they'll know never to seek the face of people who can best them, both online, and offline.

Nice ass. Doggy usually comes to mind when one sees ass like this.

CentaurXX:
Why not take a look at his picture and spot the difference?

no pic? come nau. Let's see some boobies eh.

CentaurXX:
Totally. He is "Useless". The space his uselessness occupies should have been used for better purpose.

Just take a look at his fellow "Albino swine"

What tha fuck_ is that in that pic? lord!

handsam:
Ikr! But there are lots of animals to liken him with.

His character portrays the characteristics of a "swine". Someone as dirty as that is obviously a swine.

The way he reproduces alternate monikers anyhow also portrays him as a "Swine" giving birth to more and more unfortunate bastards!

No doubt. But still, even swine have their uses, just like earth worms.

Now tell me, of what use is the word useless? aside just filling empty space? that's it, a man who is dirty and as much as filthy and is less than useless is nothing but waste of space. That's why everything he produce is as filthy and dirty as he is.