₦airaland Forum

youngies:
Tufiakwa!!!

Okwa gi na Toshmann ma ihe unu ńghu ga

Akuko n'egwu! Gi bu onye ama, kedu ebe I no hu onye ori?

Nwata m na ya na-achi muo tughariri si m na ukwu di m ka nke ndi muo

youngies:
^^^ Agaba acha-ala anya!!!
Onye ńghuru ihe

Okwa ngi kuziri m inuru ihe? Okwa nani onye nnuri ihe na-amata onye otu ya

Bin laden's lethal weapon? Did you import it from Afghanistan?

You better scan it for IEDs before hand over.

ijele:
Hmm, Nwokem we re kwa nwayo; 'Maka na o kwa udele kara aka na amapu ozu afo!

E nna a matara m nke oma na o bu ukpana isi kara aka na-aga ahia ngere na-azu. Di ochi adighi ekwucha ihe ohuru n'elu nkwu. Okorobia jere ogu lata ka a na-agbo dike. Onodu di otua mere umunwanyi ji ezo ma mmanwu ijele nodu niro. Okoro erughi eru wara ogodo, ikuku bia oburu ya n'ogodo ya.

Ijele mechia nti, onye sidiri gi zara ijele? O buru na i bu ijele na-eziokwu, I gaara ejiri anya hu onye bu agaba ma wetuo ilu gi ahu!

Uta gbara amu, gbara otu o na-ara

Ivynwa:
@Agaba

Ewoo! Agaba Nwanne mmadu, amakwanu m n'obu anya ka i na atabiri m. Kedukwanu ihe i na atabiri m anya, i na e feel hot?----(biko chia ochi ntakiri). Ngwanu ndo nwanne m nwoke, biko ewela iwe. Egwu biara m mgbe m huru udi attack ahu igbara m. Biko kaba ahu fichapu ihe ahu igwara m n'ihi na m efichapu go akuko ochi ahu nke mere na onye guo ihe idere o gaghi aghotazi ihe ina ekwu. Ighotara ihe m kwuru. Ngwa nodu nke oma nwanne, udo diri gi.

Eh m si gi na m na e feel hot i ga eme ka o di mma?

O buru maka ihe m dere, onweghi nficha. Ihe edere edego ya.

Big B1

IBB's nairaland guardian angel. You no de shame?

Big B1:
Making big deal out of these pictures makes absolutely no sense and a complete waste of time. Folks in Nigeria will mostly laugh at you folks.
FACT: Whether IBB becomes our next president or not, he (including his entire family) will fly on a private jet till the end of time.

This is because Nigeria is filled up with sychophants and like you who are have blind allegiance and cannot see beyond their noses: Fact

If the government turns the other way, IBB will spend the rest of his life behind bars till the end of time: fact

Ivynwa:
@Oga Agaba
Ndi be anyi turu iru si na o biara igbu m, bu onwe ya ka o ga egbu. Etu isi bia ebe a ikwujo m mana imaghi na nruru gi akpuruka kitaa ina ekwujozi onwe gi. Were Ire gi guo eze gi onu. O nwere ihe m mere gi biko Nnaa. Biko ejila ajo okwu choo imebiri m obi anuri m nwere na ihu umunne m n' ala Naira ebea biko.

Bia nwa, o nweghi ojoo obula m mere gi. Onweghikwanu nke I mere m. Mara amara na ndi bu muo na iro, ma na-ekwu ncha nime ulo na-amasi m.

A colombian proverb said that a good woman is an angel on the street but a LovePeddler in the bed room. What man will say no to such.

Wetuo obi gi nwanyi oma o bughi okwu ojoo ka m na-agwa gi. O buru na o bu okwu ojoo, agaghi m atabiri gi anya.

Bia, aro one ka idi? 12 ?

Can this thread make the front page please? Moderator stick this thread up there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ivynwa:
@Oga Agaba
Nnaa edezigharialam akuko ochi ahu ndere na ebea ka odi mma na nti. N'ezie n'ezie otutu okwu Igbo anaghi ada nnukwu uda ma asuo ya na bekee.
@Oga Pres-elect,
Nnaa isikwanum suo Polina Polina, Polina obu okwu Igbo? Okwesiri ka O buru Paulina n'ihi na o bu aha agbazitere ndi bekee. Ngwanu Onye asuzikana Nairaland na ebea n'ihi na atugharia ya na Igbo okwesiri ibu "Ala Naira" ka isi m kpoo ya "Naira ala"? Otutu Okwu Igbo na ato ochi ma atugharia ha na bekee, dika
Nwanyi Ocha---Lady white
Nwoke Mkumkpu-----Man short
A huru m gi n'anya----I see you in/with my eyes
onye ocha----person white                                                               Ka emesia nu ndi ibeke anyi (ma o burukwa ndi Owerri)

I dere ya na bekee ma o bu n'igbo, o ka bu 'otu nne gi' ka O kwuru
Udi ndi dika gi na-abu muo oma n'iro ma kwuo ncha nime ulo

eh eh ^ Dafur abatago

Thank God you do not like saying Otu nne gi

Bad news!!!!

Hmm Juicygirl, Onye dakwara nda ada nabo?

Mummy say the truth:-)!

Stale news for you, News for others!

She knows nothing she just happened to be there at the right time. If you ask her what that means she will say nothing. She only mummy and daddy were in trouble for being naked

No big deal it is only funny
If you no see am like that na you de lose

More like the woman was too tired after the show. The could only know his name because the woman was shouting it. That part dey sweet!

Mummy screamed like a girl. . . The was not awake from the start of the uh uh and ah ah. She was attracted by the sounds. Btw What does it remind you of?

@hackney
Please use your vuvuzela and announce it to madlady. I think she is just being mad:-P

;-)She was not bored, i think she looked tired from too much ah

If you watched the video, you would have heard the girl say that daddy screamed like a girl.

83 views and no one said a thing? What do you guys think about this video?
Hilarious or bad parenting or both?

shesi:
wrong. he referred to "nigerians scattered across the world looking for crumps" as rats.

how much do you wanna bet that he doesn't include himself in this category?

charity begins at home is all i'm saying

Right, that does not change the fact that he also referred to Nigerians as rats. The subject of debate here is the maltreatment of Nigerians. he referred to east Africans who go to South Africa as rats and then gave the same dose to Nigerians. You did not see that before you attacked him. If you did and still attacked him still then you need to see a shrimp.

shesi:
you feel confident enough to call another group of people (how many of them have you met?) RATS? in a thread that is talking about unfair treatment of nigerians for the sins of the bad few? like really? examine yourself my brother.

You probably were in a haste to condemn him that you did not notice where he also referred to Nigerians as RATS.

Oya toshi over to you. Bia tugharia ilu ahu n'asusu bekee

so

Una no dey see?

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This is so so hilarious