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njokusboy: Reincarnated... Dis ur exile na self imposed oh... U better come out nobody go kill you.. U dey there dey form james bond dey suffer urself for nothing...

Lolzzz

The guy dey baffle me. He is punishing himself for nothing.

Reincarnated who made you deaf and dump like this? The person nor try o.
This your self imposed imprisonment, nor get part 2.

dre11: you b correct lady
you no get photocopy
make them yarn!

correct!
#gives him another hug again#

IyawoTM: I rebuke all of una prayers of looking like .
Baby Neva finish looking like him papa n mama, wey he wan resemble another pesin.
I jump pass all of una

AMEN OOOO!!!

ninnyanny: lol. Ur edo sis type.

Edo people don disown that girl. She dey fall our hand.

dre11: kia i don give this Millishant news 2nite
any way it makes the forum lively
abi what do you think @Agbgift
if then like make then talk........................
Na their cup of tea be that

Actually it makes the room lively.
Me like it that way. Let them talk.

ochongonoko: Why are OLD women always beside or behind melvin? .. It's weird

I tire for the matter.
The mellishant women@ work.

ninnyanny: Kind king Melvin

Is melvins One campaign ambassador, meant for feeding the fat ladies too?
All I see are the mellishants that never give up. The Mills and Booms ladies.

ochongonoko: DREGIFT must work.. My work won't be in vain

You don fail already. Don't just bother trying to.

IyawoTM: I'm here o
Pele for the silence. Been so busy.
How I wan take read 200 pages now
Thank you all so much for the greetings. I appreciate, God almighty bless u all real good!

Ah! 200pages?
Pls just skip am. Its not for jamb exam that you must read them.
Good to see you here and hear from you.

ochongonoko: *continuing from where I stopped*

Toyin, can see our boy is making progress

Aproko paper bag. Your plans will not work.

dre11: woah!
Thanks a brunch
#let me hug you close for this piece of information#
Wishing IyawoTM
a happy
Birthday
all the best as you start another new year
and the Baby to crown it

#hugs him back and say you are welcome#
Aproko people get story to talk this night.

My people, as promised, I mailed IyawoTM.
And guess what?
Today is her Birthday!
She is fine and the baby is kicking fine. She promise to upload his pics here as soon as he arrives.
She extends her greetings to you all. And that she misses everyone in here.

Please let's wish her a Happy Birthday, even if she is not here.

dre11: lovely
service was good
enjoyed the praise worship most.

That's good.

dre11: i see u
greetings to u
hope service was good

Thank you jawe.
Service was great. It was nice to be in HIS presence. How was service too?

carujmonella: See em head .. I saw you viewing this thread for hours. . Well, since you're among the girls that have a 'thing' for reincarnated, I'll help you as much as I can

Nothing much happened sha.. @Dre was conversing with @agbgift, before we knew what was happening, @toyindipo caught @dre flirting with @agbgift. The love affair is the new buzz in this thread. @agbgift was even shy and left, nobody noticed till @dre started missing her

@njokusboy had a slight headache, so couldn't chat much

@spade(your larve ) never failed to grasp the opportuinity to diss mlevin for his lack of taste in clothes and entertainment wise. He shockingly left out
the mellishans in his subtle jibes . Could the world be coming to an end?

@kslib had airtel fùcking up his chances of chatting with us due to bad network but miraculously, he was able to chat freely with his new found love, @tabh . How he's able to achieve that feat remains a mystery to us . I guess love conquers all things including bad network . And before I forgot, any kisses was thrown about between them . The birth of Ktabh

@ninnynanny was busy updatinng us on the fight between mellishans and Msquare at melvin's FB page. Buncha delusional lots if you ask me. Adastunner and the new rétarded edo-born mellishan named sonia didn't fail to deliver in the quest to outdo the Msqaure in sheer and utter stupidity and fuckery. Their english is an eyesore. Text-typing like buncha nursery pupils. Smh. Fools with IQ less than my fingers

@Gom's topic made the FP for the first time and the niccur went beserk and even had to ask for ₦100 mtn card to to call @joskydaky , renew his internet subscription and fortunately for him, an anonymous samaritan helped him out. We think the good samaritan is @spade because GOM thinks he's a RICH MAN(emphasis on a man). .

@J&H was busy dragging ella.b with reinc. According to our inner sources, ella has friendzoned JH and daanyxy abi na kyle XY


@reincarnated flirted with @uju_sizzle,agbgift,royal pearl, tabh, flome,c'est moi, you and everything in skirts right under lekpalicious' nose. Lekpacious got and angry and refused to talk to him, seeking for a divorce. Me and other good guys like me tried to calm her down but reincarntaed won't stop chasing ladies like a dog on heat . So lekpa left the thread and that was when the scales fell off peasant reincarnated eyes and he tried apologizing but it was too late. He swore not to chat on here till @lekpalicious talks to him. A decision I know your crush, the drama queen, reincarnated can't achieve after all @GOM lasted only two weeks before coming to realization that he's been forgotten and forsaken . Lwkmd

@carujmonella was silent, watching all this drama unfold

Erm.. Erm.. That pretty much sums it up.... Happy sunday y'all


From our aproko and gbegebroun correspondent, reporting for BBA newpapers

Hmmmmm!
Story teller!
Amepi news caster.

Happy sunday to you all.

Cleo Surprises Hakeem At Mr.
Zimbabwe
Zambia's former Big Brother Africa star Clementine
“Cleo” Mulenga made a surprise appearance at last
weekend’s Mr and Ms Zimbabwe Bodybuilding
Contest to support her boyfriend Hakeem who was
taking part.
Cleo’s unexpected presence in the Harare
International School auditorium surprised not only
the scores of bodybuilding fans who attended the
colourful event but Hakeem as well.
Though Hakeem fared badly in the contest, the
Zimbabwean hunk got a medal and also could not
hide his joy at the unexpected reunion with the
famous Zambian entertainer.
“It was a surprise really; I wasn’t really expecting
it,” Hakeem told the Daily News.
“For her to travel all the way from Zambia just to
watch me compete was such a great inspiration.
She knows how serious I am with this modelling
stuff and I am grateful for her support.”
The two lovebirds fell for each other during the Big
Brother Africa the Chase contest which was won by
Namibian Dillish Mathews at the end of August.
As has become the norm, Hakeem was unprepared
to say much on his relationship with the 22-year-old
Zambian born hip-hop artiste.
“It will be too early to talk about settling down; we
have known each other only for about two months
now since coming out of The Big Brother house,”
said Hakeem.
“We have a relationship; a very good friendship
which hasn’t grown to those extreme levels. It will
take a lot from both of us to settle down but we are
both happy with the way things are at the
moment.”
The big Zimbabwean model, who recently met
some music producers in Lagos, Nigeria recently,
was more than eager to talk about the release of
his debut music single before the end of the month.
“I am rebranding myself as both a model and
musician and am planning to spread my roots
across Africa. My music is basically Afro-pop with
an RnB flow. It is authentic African sound,” he
added.
Hakeem, the reigning Mr Harare in the male fitness
physique category, insisted that his new foray into
music will not affect his bodybuilding career.
The Zimbabwean hunk said he was not
disappointed by his number four position in last
weekend’s Mr Zimbabwe male fitness physique
competition.
“This was a totally different competition all
together,” he told the Daily News.
“Personally I wasn’t really prepared having
travelled a lot since coming out of the Big Brother
house. I used the opportunity to do what I know
best; something that I have been doing over the
years. After just two weeks of preparations, I was
pleased with the result. It was an achievement for
me,” said Hakeem.

Good night my people. Tomorrow is sunday, don't do another Vigil here. Make una go church. Good night all.

dre11: See now you have succeded in chasing @Agbgift away with all this Millishant fantacy.
Abeg
Agbgift no mind them
they are all Millishant
we will deliver them one by one with prayer and medicine

Amen! I dey your back. We must deliver from Millishant juju.

ToyinDipo: Doctor said it's perfectly fine. It makes me to be always one step ahead.

It makes you 10 steps backwards. Stop visiting quack doctors.

carujmonella: Give him a chance already

Stop taking beer. It makes you assume wrongly.

carujmonella: All these ones you write na 'grammar'.. We know every every and your heart's true desires

We talk to all ladies but your 'affinity' for agbgift of recent sure surpasses 'mere talking to ladies'

Break her shell jor

Break which shell?
I will break your head.

carujmonella: We just don't wanna see you let a good guy like dre go

Oh really? Tell me more.
You nor serious you hear.
Nor tell me say water dey shack you too o?
Abi na how many bottles you take?

njokusboy: Where dat mad kslib I never hear ur yarns.. U dey craze ni

He network don put am for silent mood.

dre11: but,
must they lie to be relevant
SMH

Don't mind them, they want to do as if melvin and dillish had a form of intimacy that only those in V.I.P section saw. Whereas nothing of such happened.
I just dey shame for them.

ToyinDipo: Humour me more, I no knowoo except the one thing wey I know.

If Eva water could shack you. I suggest you go see a doctor for check up. Lol

carujmonella: You know what's up..

Anyway, she gonna friendzone him.. Watch and see

Ah! Am here and you and ToyinDipo are gossiping about me?
#goes out to find cane to flog them#

dre11: Pls, when was the last time u people see IyawoTm

greet her and ask her how the baby is doing.

Am going to mail her to find out how she is doing?

ToyinDipo: Oh my, tell me more. You really mean am.

So you nor know? Well now you know.

ToyinDipo: I don't drink wine, I'm a Nazarene. I actually took bottled water.

Oooh! Eva water? Sorry o. Your case is very serious.
Water just High you so.

@kslib, how far? How we dey?