Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Civil Service Commission Recruitment Extended (photo) by agent01(m): 8:30pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
Its very easy to know if your application has been successfully submitted. Log in, and at the top of the page you will see application, click on my application, you will see all your details. You may even wish to print, delete and edit your application. But if it doesn't appear I advice you to apply again. I wish you best of luck. 6 Likes |
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Has Successfully Submitted His/Her Application On FCSC Portal? by agent01(m): 8:22pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
Pls I'm unable to edit my document after submission. Are u experiencing such difficulty too? |
Car Talk / Re: What To Do If Your Steering Fails While Driving by agent01(m): 6:26am On Oct 03, 2016 |
It has happened to me twice, my steering kept turning 360 degrees without controlling my tires on high speed; but I must let you know that the vehicle didn't stop based on my efforts and understanding. Its only God that is capable of controlling a vehicle in such circumstances. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Soldier Who Went Missing In Borno For Over A Year Has Been Confirmed Dead. PICS by agent01(m): 7:24pm On Sep 28, 2016 |
undecidedYoruba: None of my business.......
They all can go missing for all I care.
Thats their reward for killing unarmed protesters . your Intelligent Quotient is very low. You deserved to be judge by God for your careless statement to fellow human being like you. Its better you revoke your statement! 1 Like |
Agriculture / Re: Spray Drying Machine For Making Fruit Powder/milk Powder by agent01(m): 11:53am On Sep 07, 2016 |
Pls send your quotation tome on; f_olagboye@yahoo.com. I'm very much interested |
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Nairalander’s Experience At The Army Ssc Course 44 Screening Exercise In Nda, by agent01(m): 11:56am On Aug 31, 2016 |
odimbannamdi: It had always been my dream to join the Nigerian Army since my NYSC days in 2013/14 at the Nigerian Army Cantonment, Ojo. It seemed the perfect career path where I could deploy my intelligence, wit, strength and patriotism to my country. So, it was with so much eagerness that I applied for the Army SSC recruitment the very day applications were declared open. Thereafter, I started praying to make the first shortlistment, at least
My joy knew no bounds on the 29th of July when I saw my name in The Punch newspaper among the 30 shortlisted candidates from each state expected to report to the NDA old site, Kaduna on the 5th of August. I could hardly sleep at night due to excitement. So my dream was finally coming through. I was finally going to become an officer with the Nigerian Army.
I reported at Kaduna for the screening by exactly 3:30pm on the 5th of August. Only 17 people showed up for the screening from my state (Abia State): 15 on the first day, and another 2 a few days later.
A semi-apron-like blue tag containing a 2 lettered abbreviation of your state of origin and number was issued to every candidate, to be won all through the screening period (mine was AB08). Officially, we were to be known and regarded by this tag number. You would hear stuffs like “AB08, how far na? GB14, old boy I dey o” At some point, we all forgot our names. Lol. Also, it is this number you would send to your sponsors for influential purposes
An adhoc screening board made up of a Major General (the president of the board), 3 Colonels, 3 Lieutenant Colonels (the board secretary was one of them), 3 Captains (the board Admin Officer was one of them) and 3 Lieutenants was set up.
The first screening stage was vetting of candidates’ credentials to ascertain their authenticity and whether we would still be below the required maximum age of 29 by October. A Lt. Col. (the C.O. of 1div Hospital at NDA new site) screened for my state and he was very thorough. I noticed that the Army even prefers you to be younger than the minimum required age.
The next screening stage was writing an aptitude test. Candidates were divided into 3 groups. 1st group wrote at the hall just adjacent the parade ground. 2nd group wrote at the Cadet mess while the 3rd group (which included my state) wrote at the staff school, (one Professor Yahaya or so hall)
The test comprised of 4 sections:
- An essay (WHY YOU WANT TO JOIN THE NIGERIAN ARMY) of 500 – 1000words - 10 English questions - Around 7 Maths questions (can’t remember exactly now) - Around 15 – 20 current affairs questions (cant remember exactly too)
The test was over in 2hours time. I gathered that the test was aimed at gauging our communicative ability, so more attention was paid to the essay and english objective questions. Some candidates were evicted based on the result of this test.
The next screening stage was the “almighty” medical and physical examination. As a result of the mammoth crowd and many tests we were supposed to undergo, we were shared into various groups. My state and some other states first went to the Medical Reception Station (MRS) for Xray. The next day, some of us went to 1div hospital, new NDA site, for blood tests, physical, dental and optical examination, checking of Blood pressure and BMI.
Considering the significance of this stage to a candidate’s final selection, I will try to explain each test further
Physical examination: Here, we were stripped Unclad, asked to stand straight with our hands placed at varying positions (this is to check if we have a bad posture such as kyphosis [hunched back] or lordosis) and our feet making a V-shape (to check for flat feet). The number of our testes was checked. We were then asked to grab our buttocks, bend down with our anus very visible and cough (this is to check if we have had pile before)
Blood and urine tests: Over 5mls of our blood was drawn and our urine taken in a sterile bottle. We were tested for diseases such Hepatitis B, HIV, Syphilis etc. I think our blood group and genotype were also checked
Blood Pressure reading: Being in a cool environment (such as an air-conditioned room), prior to checking your blood pressure, helps calm you down, consequently normalizing it. One Corporal Mike hinted us that the optimal reading is 120/90 or 110/80, while anything more than 140/90 is regarded as being high.
Body Mass Index (BMI): Our height and weight were measured, after taking off our shoes. The readings were used to determine our BMI. The full diameter of our chest during deep inhaling was also measured
Eye examination: We were asked to read letters from an eye chart placed about 10meters and 0.5meter away from us with one of our eyes closed at each time. Next, we were asked to decipher letters printed in colour patterns. Both tests were used to detect if we have long or short-sightedness and Astigmatism
Dental Examination: The alignment, number and grip of our teeth were also checked
The medical and physical examinations took almost 5days to conclude. Any state that finishes its medicals proceeded to do the psychology tests.
During the Psychology tests, 2 Lieutenants shared a booklet containing questions that tried to figure out our history of stimulants/drugs usage. The questions were structured in a way that when you lie in the first question, you would have to keep lying to the end. LOL.
Alcohol usage kind of raised a controversy among candidates because almost every young man has, at one point or the other, taken a sip of the contents of the green bottle. But I observed that as long as your alcohol usage wasnt a source of worry to your loved ones or you haven’t suffered a challenge arising from it (of course, the questions asked us that), then it wasn’t enough to disqualify you.
However, other classes of stimulants used via smoking, inhaling, sniffing or injecting, I observed too, disqualified some candidates. I think they tested their urine for the presence of such stimulants, cant say exactly. We were further interviewed based on our answers The results of the medical and psychology tests were announced together and candidates were consequently evicted.
I WAS EVICTED AT THIS STAGE TOO. I will talk about it soon
HOW RESULTS OF EACH SCREENING STAGE WAS ANNOUNCED[/b]
To a very great extent, the screening process was transparent.
Upon completion of each screening stage, the board members met and compiled the list of candidates who are “suspects of eviction”. All members of the board then arrive the parade ground to meet orderly but very anxious candidates.
Starting from Abia state, the board secretary calls out names of candidates who are made to immediately shout “Yes Sir!” with a leap and, along with their credentials, jogs to a part of the parade ground and sits on the ground.
Candidates who were flagged for eviction resulting from credentials screening were subjected to a review where their credentials were looked at again before final eviction.
The aptitude test stage did not need a review, of course. You don fail you don fail. No argument.
After the first set of medical and physical examinations, candidates were taken back to 1div hospital for review. Here, if you fell short of the accepted standard in any of the tests, apart from the blood and urine tests, you would be called in to be reviewed by the medical team.
Evictions resulting from the medical and psychological tests was, perhaps, the most touching and monumental. Lol. When the soldiers and officers were telling us that “medicals must drop over half of all of you. That one na dole”, we thought they were only envious of our would-be officer status.
The evening the results ought to have been announced, we waited for the board members till 10pm in the night. The secretary later came and told us that the results would be announced the next day. He instructed us to come to the parade ground with our bags the next morning.
The next morning, around 7am or later, all members of the board arrived the parade ground along with a public address system. There was a different kind of aura in the air. The atmosphere was so tensed.
Mounting the PAS, the board secretary started, “Candidates! Today, my problems will be reduced. Most of you will go back to your villages. The Nigerian Army does not compromise on health issues. If you hear your number, carry your kaya and run out. Is that clear!” Then he started
MY EVICTION I was far from surprised when I heard my name. I saw it coming.
I was born with a flat feet, umbilical hernia (i.e. a painless prominent navel) and poor right eye vision. For as long as I can remember, distanced objects appear very blurry when viewed using only my right eye (with my left eye closed). I never thought it was something to worry about because I have perfect sight with my both eyes working.
All these were flagged during the medical tests and I was reviewed based on them again.
It was with a broken heart that I picked up my kaya and jogged to the drill shed to await further instructions.
Indeed, over half of the candidates were evicted based on medical and psychological grounds. In fact, Ogun state saw over 20 of its candidates sent packing, leaving behind just 4!
After calling out the names, the board members came to address us. A lucky few who were evicted for being overweight were called out and asked to go back and join up. Then the rest of us were individually called out and told the reasons for our eviction afterwhich our beloved tags were taken away from us.
As I left NDA gate, hot tears flowed down my cheeks. I was evicted for features my God created me with and not what I acquired. It was really painful.
But in everything, I give Him the glory because He knows the end from the beginning.
I will be dropping the fun part of life in NDA, the psyching from the officers and soldiers that made some candidates run away, the jobs we served and the pertinent lectures about the Army we got from Captain Abdullahi.
Stay tuned
GOD BLESS THE NIGERIAN ARMY! GOD BLESS CHIEF OF ARMY STAFF . I salute your courage bro. Your eviction is for good. Wish you well in all your endeavour. |
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Autos / Re: SOLD Rarely Used Registered Golf 3 For Sale In Abuja by agent01(m): 1:51pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
If its kk by u, can come and pick it tomorrow; I'm presently in Jos. |
Autos / Re: SOLD Rarely Used Registered Golf 3 For Sale In Abuja by agent01(m): 1:49pm On Aug 27, 2016 |
Can we strike a deal for 300K? its urgent pls. 1 Like |
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Autos / Re: Well Maintained Urvan Bus Suitable For Schoolbus And Commercial Use by agent01(m): 1:31pm On Aug 21, 2016 |
Real 4 months used! |
Autos / Re: Clean Ford Galaxy Space Bus by agent01(m): 3:52pm On Aug 20, 2016 |
Oga any fault? What's the mileage? Can we deal for 400K? |
Car Talk / Re: Clean Ford Galaxy Auto For Sale by agent01(m): 10:08am On Aug 15, 2016 |
Any fault? Can we deal 400K. Call me 08128187923 |
Car Talk / Re: Clean Ford Galaxy Auto For Sale by agent01(m): 10:05am On Aug 15, 2016 |
Ur phone nr and address |
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Investment / Re: 50,000 Monthly On Every 1 Million , 25,000 Monthly On 500k. Partnerships. by agent01(m): 5:29pm On Aug 07, 2016 |
I eiya |
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Autos / Re: Exteremly Clean Toks Mazda 323F @cheap Price 750k by agent01(m): 9:07pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
Pls sir can we deal for 150K? |
Family / Re: Can A Man Settle Down With 50k As Salary? by agent01(m): 12:50pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
50K is enough bro. Even I know of somebody collecting 47k as salary with 3 kids and still doing fine. Its possible for you to be earning 200k every month and those earning 35k can be doing well than you. Its not about the amount you earn but about planning by ensuring that its only what you need you buy not what you want. |
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Business / Re: This Is What I Need 500k For. And Its Urgent. by agent01(m): 1:36pm On Jul 01, 2016 |
You better stop wasting ur time here. U expect someone to just dip his hand inside d purse and give u 500K just like that! Ur pix doesn't move me at all. Its better u head to d bank to source for loan at ur own peril. Gudluck 2 Likes |
Autos / Re: This Neat Toks 2003 Toyota Rav4 Is Up For Sale by agent01(m): 9:56pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
Haba 2.2m is a huge amount o. Can we deal for 1m? |
Autos / Re: 2 Units Of Keke Napep! (TVS)*BAJAJ by agent01(m): 6:11pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
@Cityhood. Cityhood, pls I don't want u to blame the oga that is doubting you. See en some bad people have spoilt the good ones in this country. I personally had an experience with one Vin Keke who posted his Keke Napep for sale in 2013. I sent money to him based on trust but he went away with my money but I really believe that his family are already in problem becos he invited it. I forgot d money becos the current problem in his life cannot be solved with a trillion naira. City. Hood just try and continue to set good example and u will see that the sky will be your starting point. Thank U. |