NevetsIbot:
you're a foooll... That guy too is a fool... Someone that ought to have dropped your dirrty stinky gold digging b*tch azz. Carzy girl. Your reek of wickedness... What a dam... No good slowpoke who calls herself a big girl.. You for no miss am na... Apodi!!!! Get a life and take your money suckers off him... You dont worth the affection of any sane guy.


i await my ban!

Nevets

do u have to show urself! cant you just read the post and keep ur comment to urself! this ur comment just proves how childish you are! nobody is perfect i dont see why u choose to play God and be the judge. pipo like u cant even walk up to a decent lady and introduce urself u just hide behind the internet and rant rubbish from your food canal.

this might be more comfortable than flat shoes, if u look at it from a physicist point of view! her center of mass is directly on the heel of the shoe and becos of the multiple straps around her leg up to her calf the shoe will feel more like an extension of her feet....

Akposkool:
it's when you die you will get your humor in hell. Bloody fool

your real mother there, stupid illiterate deficient in common sense.

20gig worth of Indecency

Akposkool:
Your mom's view is not funny. Start fasting and prayer ASAP

kai Africans and spirituality! zero sense of humor!

or simply fly drones with hd infrared cameras over the pipelines 24/7

Bosc:
This is madness.

maddness!!! This is Spartaaa!!!!

Ebelebo fruit

Ever wondered why girls never look at you seductively, and slowly lick their lips yearning to kiss u? well i know why! It’s because your lips are thick, hardened, black, parched, and scary!! yes I said it...pink lips is a very attractive facial feature most guys take for granted, even if u look like a malnourished African Ostrich your pink lips is gonna get you laid, ask wizkid and co. why they spend thousands of naira just to tattoo their lips to look pink. If u were unfortunate enough to be born without natural pink lips well good news to you my black thick lipped brother getting pink lips is not so hard it just takes determination, patience and you letting go of some habits. let me share with you my personal secret for my lips.

1. Avoid sunlight
Dudes, Chronic sun exposure can also cause slight darkening of the lips, so u gotta avoid those uv rays man.

2. Quit smoking
This one is lips 101 and pretty basic (if u think i have to explain further why u shouldn’t smoke then you are a retarded bovine creature)

3.Exfoliate your lips
This is where u actually have to do some work. Exfoliation means removal of dead skin on the surface of your lips. Personally, i do this by mixing honey with lime and applying it on my lips with a soft brush, you use the soft brush to slightly brush the top layer of the skin, do this every morning for 20- 30 minutes.

4. lick your lips
Yeah, when you see that pretty girl coming lick your lips while using your teeth to slightly scrape the surface to avoid excess disgusting mouth juice smothering over the lips, this will make your lips look brighter and pinker for few secs before harmattan returns your lips to its default settings.

So, this is what i Ageragt do to get dem pink lips... here are some of my photos (trip at your own risk i have a girlfriend)

I may be wrong or right but I think my roommate here in school is gay! Am not trying to judge him but I just want to know who am living with....am going to share few reasons why I came up with the conclusion that he is gay. My roommate rather starve and use his last money to buy body spray or body cream! Am talking about the expensive creams, my roommate can't pass a road where guys are gathered, even if he manages to pass he puts his head down as he walks by but I have confronted him about this and he said he always feels nervous and feel all the guys stare at him as he walks by, when my roommate drinks satchet pure water he dosent open the hole big like every normal guy rather he will pinch a small hole on a satchet and start sipping and sipping and I rili find that disturbing, my roommate likes to sing in the shower and its cool cos he is a good singer but what I noticed recently is that he dosent sing the male parts in songs but only the female parts like the other day he sang only rihannas part in a song she featured chris brown. My roommate can stand in front of a mirror for 10 minutes just looking.Appart from my room mates sister and mom no other female calls his phone rather guys guys guys .My roommate likes female clothes a lot cos when ever we watch movies together he always compliments the female actresses clothes not their body even when he tries to imagine the kind of cloth that will fit him he uses female clothes as point of reference....the other day I asked him the weapon he will choose if zombie apocalypse breaks out and he chose a knife (really! who does that?) ,any normal guy will choose an assault rifile or pump action so I asked him why he chose knives and he said he love's the way girl's use knife to fight in movies. If am walking with my roommate on the road and maybe he slips and is about to fall he dosent shout chhhhei! or choooiii! like a normal guy rather he will scream like a little girl, this has happened three times since we met and I feel so ashamed and now the bombshell of all is that I found woman's make up (foundation) in his box. Now help me tell weda he is gay or not cos all the signs have come to pass.

so am done with school and i need to send my pet cat home, but i dont know what transport service to use considering Nigerians naturally dont like cats...any suggestions will be appreciated??

Gone are the days of eating a delicious breakfast and none of your friends not knowing about it. Here’s a thing of joy for all you social butterflies – a selfie spoon, which is actually a selfie stick with a spoon attached on one end. With the help of this stick, you can put your cameraphone on a 30 inch (76.2 cm) pole attached to your eating implement and can do both the act of eating and posting it on the web in a flash!

whirlwind7:
These look neat. You are quite creative.
Now, show us the improvements you have made six years later.
Don't want to believe that you haven't been trying to come up with better modifications since then

naah!!! every thing is in a box at home....university happened to me!

more photos

the video is on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnBg6uNwpU0

My name is majiri a final year student of uniport, i was just going through my laptop and saw some of the things i made while growing up 6 yrs ago..... one was supposed to be an automatic rat killer and the other a slave robot to do simple tasks around.... i know i failed woefully! but i just want to share the photos and videos just for the fun of it and to inspire any young lad out there who was just like me. tho the video is of very low quality because 6years ago nokia java phones camera quality was wack!

its very common

they tried to build a hovercraft...and apparently the mechanism is quite simple

carryover till infinity

will definitly do it...its just money!

HDee:
Lol ;d abeg how u take know?

if you've used photoshop before you will see what i am talking about.

photoshoped......u guys are so engrossed in the booty that u didn't notice

ladyF:
Nothing there....whether front seat or back seat, I've got his heart!

awesome

cats are awesome....!!!! meet mine "bo"

this your shoe eh!!!

they were trying to escape, but the driver lost control and crashed.....so sad!!!

damn right awesome

yet with all their sophistication they have the highest number of murders per annum, it's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size if the fight in the Dog. the fear of Naija police is the beginning of wisdom.

okei poster b4 I clicked on this thread I instinctively knew a woman's picture will be here.....first off women are beautiful creatures, women just respond back to u d way u treat them, well ur probably a misogynistic ignorant retard. you shld know your mom is also a woman.