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Story for the Gods.

Interesting

Seeking for cheap popularity.

Wailers this is the opportunity you've been waiting for go and join the protesters.

Like someone rightly put it if you don't have alternative to your current job kindly go to work or stay at home and face the wrath of your boss.

Hope Atm is working sha if they like let then shut down naija for a decade it doesn't concerns me.

They are in need of something from Buhari.

I personally think NLC is fighting for their selfish interest and not for the mass hence the strike is null and void.

KissQ:
dont just pass by.....make an impact

In what way.

Lazy ass were already fashioning how they intend to spend the indefinite strike.

Sadeeq4u:
Gun point and laugh in a sentence?? Jeez!

Go and look for your playmate I have better stuff to attend to Gratias!

myfantasies:
Certificate is fine

But just make sure you package it properly, in case rain starts falling on the way

No cause for alarm because they are fully and we'll laminated.

Sadeeq4u:
You try to be Funny..... Still couldn't laugh.

Even at gun point you wouldn't laugh so swerve.

myfantasies:
Which luggage

I am not carrying any luggage ooo

I don't want wat will weigh me down

Delay is dangerous

Lol I need to carry my certificates then,very necessary cause I don't want to engage in menial jobs when we get to our destination oh.

myfantasies:
D country no tire u reach me

Just imagine i bought 5litres of fuel for d price of 800 naira in a filling station after waiting in line for about 3hrs

Infact i think it's best i start trekking to d nearest country

Abeg I wan be your trek mate. Wait let me carry my luggages .

I nor go school -----------> Illiteracy
I write jamb -----------> no admission
I go university -----------> strike
I travel by air -----------> plane crash
I travel by land -----------> accident
Enter bus for road -----------> bomb blast
I go bank -----------> BVN wahala
I relax for outside -------> kidnapping
I go village -----------> witchcraft
I day house -----------> no work
I go work -----------> No salary
I wan marry -----------> girls de form
Make I shake hand -----------> Ebola
I buy Garri - - - - - - - > Lassa fever
Mosquito bite me -------> Zika virus
Make I chat -----------> No light
I buy motor -----------> No fuel
I subscribe -----------> No Network
> Go to farm........Fulani herdsmen
I Nairaland.......lalasticala nor wan move thread to frontpage.
NIGERIA NO EASY OOOOOOO.

Just passing by

Dr,sid belike Oga Don jazzy wen you go marry ;Dnice pics anyway.

Here in Delta there is no raining season none dry season rain dey blast every now and then.

Op is jobless oya Omenka report here sharp sharp.

Really? Green snake in a green grass that's what the US are.

Hired pastor

Okay

That's what every Nigeria should agitating for and the purported occupy Nigeria as though they were occupying Ghana lol.

Earnestly waiting for that day.

The matured men seem to steal more than the little kids who only engage in meat stealing from mummy's pot.The only legacy some parents will leave behind for their children is looting of public funds. Smh!

Better late than never.

Some persons will read and still not to understand cause they choose not to,they would start asking for criterial and under what basis they arrive at this conclusion.
Ps
Nobody should quote me cause I don't reply worthless quotes.

Efcc is now a money making machine.

The UK is among those stealing our collective yam operation return all stolen yams .

BiafraBushBoy:
I voted out GEJ Cus of this fuel issue...

Buhari must go too....

Lol like say you dor even clock 18 self.