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Jezyfreezman:
W0nderf0ol

who de laf with this FOOL

Jezyfreezman:
W0nderf0ol

who de laf with this FOOL

Blackett:
Who gives a fvck what's written on the can? Leave wetin dem write for motor body, enter motor.

The same can says "contents only".

u too de talk rubbish

Jezyfreezman:
wellfool, wtf iz wrongin in ur lame skull, Or u need a scholarfool
Bcox i knw niqqah like u ar scholarship seeker

what is he saying

Actually i can't remember the last time i went to this but probably i guess twas that of ma uncle n i was a kid then but i compelled this with that knowledge and other friends that testify about it after coming back..

1-THE CHIEF MOURNERS
this ones are not from the immediate, they are probably women that will cry like its their brother of sister or father or mother that is to be buried

2-THE BOTTLE CHANGERS
This onces are mainly village women and few men,they came there with all kinds of brewery bottle so that anyone that falls in won't find them lagging.. wanna frustrate them? use CAN through out.

3-THE NO-TIME
This ones won't mind if its burial or anything but will drink like say tomorrow no deh.

4-THE HUNGRY MOURNERS
This ones are mostly village women and men that will come with big coolers and waterproof to stock eba and rice for the nextweeks consumption

5-THE TRUE MOURNERS
This ones are the real people that feel it and will not even have appetite to eat the foods

6-THE MEGA EXPERIENCERS
NO SUCH ENGLISH BIKONU..this once will be giving u list of people that will be buried the nextweek and the once that just died

7-THE FOODOMETERS
This ones came to eat out their sorrows, they eat fast and must taste all the food in that occasion.

8-THE TERRORISTS
THIS ones came for shodies and mostly the female choristers Will be caught in their hook

add urs

yinkus4u2c:
...but i still love NL

even me oooo

Jezyfreezman:
Wonderfo0l,
Where's seun mah niggah

greatFOOL

YES!!!

Have u ever opened NL and U sight a very interesting topic and immediately u go down to comment u see (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)pages U fit scream!

Have u ever been BANNED on NL and u are not aware?omo u just click on the NEW TOPICS and sight a potential FP Thread and after opening u see that nobody has commented yet den u scroll down like oga to go and be FTC and u see only FOLLOW TOPIC?(no reply heading ) u be like

Have u ever opened a thread on NL and on coming back to see the comment's, everybody is just reply things like "OP IS A MUGU,OP IS IMMATURE, OP U ARE STILL IN SEC SCHOOL, THIS IS NONSENSE, OP U WELL SO" MEHN u will just unfollow your own topic

Have u ever opened a thread and coming back to see comments u can't find your thread on followed topics u be like WTF

Have u ever opened a thread that bears sexy topic like "MEET NIGERIA 'S MISS FINE FACE " only to see a donkey face or a normal girl your mum is way cuter dan?? u be like FINE FACE ko KCEE ni

share ur experience

my bros used to trash me on this game ooooo but i trashed me once(11-6) de guy fight me ehhhh...

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bro is there a solution?? wheneva i play music from the phones music player it plays ok o byt when the phone sleeps(light off) de music will still be playing but immediately i punch de power key so dat de phone would come alive again it just restarts...pls help a nigga cos i go break dis phone o

TECNO H5,WHEN I playmusic n de phone sleeps,wen i press de power key,it just restart itself

this is another reason we need CHANGE...i knw its oga JONA dat sends dem

menix:
Oga its not jst Mtn oo..
Airtel ve joined them buh I think dat of MTN is quite annoying.

U can sue them for Line stalking or battery degredation.

Am not a lawyer buh I clean d law court..

oga mtn try,airtel will use a complete number to call u and u think its someone..... so annoying

remember mr nwosu??he no longer buys chicken but cow leg

IndecentStar:
Wen i heard about it i weep 4 d entire family lolz

i hope u observed 1min silence

Qmab:
RIP. One minute silence for the dead. Lolzzz

what a pinful det

p2t2r:
inside the two of una now!...na who stupid pass

iya bros u no knw say na u stewpeed pass?

jacksparrow1207:
NAIJA IS IN REAL MESS........IF THIS IS WHAT OUR YOUTHS ENGAGE THEMSELVES IN, THEN IM AFRAID D FUTURE IS BLEAK

don't be afraid ,basket mouth is earning a living through comedy,he started like this

Babe2sure:
OP, what is the update?
Have they been deposited at the mortuary?

the were buried immediately cos its too sad

marvelousabah:
..i dun die

abeg no die

make una leave this mumu attention seeker nau..Nigeria problems is bigger than one silly man

this occured last night,they were on their way to watch movies at a known cinema when they collided with a truck...all members of the family dead

Psalmwise:


You dn get am...,naso me and wan of my frend wan climb back, d guy dn tink say me go sitdown for back of the babe so im go dey enjoy free cushion, naim i disappoint am sitdown for front of d babe, e no mash break anyow till we reach where we dey go,e no say nah pako go touch am if e mash break anyow

u get mind ooooo

Sile12:
The Okada riders that will never sit straight on the bike, they bends while riding.

The ones that looks back at the exhaust every now and then while moving, no matter how fast they are moving.

The ones that loves picking babes with big Boobs, they hardly pick guys. While moving fast they pulls the breaks suddenly every now and then without any reason, just to feel the babes boobs on their back. Very common among Bajaj users with lifted seats.

The ones without headlamps during night. If pedestrians are not careful, they might got hit and the ones with there headlamps facing the sky.


The ones that overtakes left, right, and centre. They will not even listen to you while cautioning them.

The ones on masks 247, you will only see their black lips and red eyeballs. Don't patronise them anyway, dont know why

The ones that wears bathroom slippers and holds it with the tip of their toes.

The ones that over decorate their bikes with gbedu blasting oyinkanade "Adura lo gbemi duro."
Also with some inscriptions like "I go soon get money pass Davido and Olamide."


The ones without horn, instead they use their mouth like "mmpphheew..yes se o nlo ni?"

lolssss...u r a real okada boy

lols
that number six,one okada was carrying me,from where we started till we reach our destination this man was nodding his head momentarily, and i was like
is this man a lizard or is he taking me somewhere? i quickly touch my Dickson to know if it was intact o,n i held it till we reach


i never knew its so every where

attention seekers u guys need kahlen,cara n de wizard

Godmann:
Sorry, I am thinking he can resurrect the dead?

one word for u brother




















































FOOL

clevvermind:
painful. rip to her.

guy come,hw is it painful @83

Amusaopeyemi:
Thank you mommy and daddy for not scrapping part of my hooha.

this is the only beautiful girl on nairaland....

check her dp to confirm


























nwa imaramma ezi ezi

Mubbyleey:
Na salary am interested in... How much i go dy collect?

50 thousand new recruit