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this thing is A nalieeee

oboy if u no show dat photo u no go c ur manhood again

ojukwu has died but his manhood still lives

on behalf of 10 million i donate my family

wetin concern u with that tree's root now

chocoyetey:
wey my card or else thunder **** u.
u are BUHARI

lolssssss.....u might be wrong

Am back
after like one week ban am back again although i never knew why i was banned...am currently not allowed to create a topic on romance section... i won't lie,dat one week was the most boring week n e vex me pass as it passed Valentine's day n i was not still unbanned

well here is the riddle, answer and win recharge card..


I am something or someone, i wrote an exams(NECO) when the body was not even founded probably 1967

i snapped colored passport for the exams in 1967 when colored camera was not in existence in Nigeria

i wore agbada to write the exams in 1967

WHAT AM I

Today marked the end of the 40th day fasting and prayers that was started since 2nd January 2015!
It was hectic and this is the first time i myself took part in it fasting thoroughly.
On so many occasions i almost breaked the fast half way and on some occasions i did break it imagine staying hungry and leaving all the food in the house and going to work on reaching there u get tempted with just a boy hawking buns shouting "BUY YOUR BUNS YOUR SWEET BUNS" and immediately i forgot that i was fasting and i remembered i was hungry and i bought buns n ate immediately i remembered i swear for that boy selling it n warned him never to come back to my place again


share ur funny experience.

kallmemrB:
Ok....but what's the big deal in kissing.....na everything Una dey always overhype

bros i taya for this naija ooooo

Zohan:
Haa dodo,??

nigaa,have u watched "U DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN"?? cos of ur moniker

ireneony:
I was a expecting a phone and the clueless guy bought me set of panties .
Then he had the gut to tell me if I like the gift, even after seeing my facial expression.
To make the matter worse, the panties was not my size. The panties was like buba
Well he was just my toaster

2nd lie on the thread....kip up dearie

Allureoftheseas:
I Dnt gv lady gifts dey to to me plz

so far so good,this was the first lie on the thread

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but op i was expecting "10 things a girls has done to u"

zick19:
Another mad patient again Seu.n it's high time you did something....

and English was murdered again

sources or u get de heck out

dunkem21:
You mean, their country?

I stay in France.

boyOboy i saw u at ojoelegba yesterday wen i was going to de airport

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so young to get married

dunkem21:
Chai. ..

..and English language was finally murdered

asin ehhhh...nobody loves English... thats y i hate ur country

a girl i had been admiring since 2014-11-5 till i finally asked her out on 26th December last year , she delayed the reply
n was like I WAS HEART BROKEN BY THE ONE I LOVED MOST,I CAN'T TRUST U' this made me feel so sad but i never lost hope,she has a sexy body,greatly endowed and this girl the formmmm...before she told me that she was hrt broken i had to take her out to a bar....she shakes her bombom wen she de waka for road ehhh!
she finally accepted me on 30january wen she saw i was serious to love with both cash n hrt



SUMMARY:::: i went to their house day bfor yesterday n dat was the first time cos she said her parents traveled n were gonna b bak on 10th(today)..she has a lil sis dat is 9years n am fond of her..i called her that i was on the road n she said OK..i went to their house,de sis opened door for me,immediately i stepped my foot in,i was greeted by SH!T SMELL in every corner of the house,it was so much bt i managed to stay,initially i thought twas her sis that mayb POO on her pant oo...little did i know dat my shody POO na im de smell so!
her sis told me IFEOMA IS IN THE TOILET LET ME GO AND CALL HER FOR YOU' mehn it dawn on me that na this girl the pollute this air oooo,quick quick,i tear race cos i was embarrassed n ashamed n i felt like vomiting... I NEVER KNEW A GIRL AS BEAUTIFUL AS IFEOMA DO SH!T SEF TALKLESS OF DE poo SMELLING....
FEAR GIRLS!

now i cnt even call her again cos am disappointed,i never knew girls also excret faeces..... gosh! n they shake that bombom like its only for servicing n lapdance....WHAT DO I DO NOW? WILL I EVEN HAVE THE MIND TO CHYKE ANOTHER GIRL??

PLS HELP

hmmmmnmn

Babe2sure:
Okay oo. Berra!
World war 3, has just been prevented

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahah

fuckerholic:
All he wants is her waist can't you hear that ?

lolssss,who cares?? all i want is his cash

fuckerholic:
All he wants is her waist can't you hear that ?

lolssss