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slimzypink:
i am just hearing belarus is a country..does that make me dumb?

Hahaha, nope but we can say your human population knowledge is a bit redundant. Ever heard of Dominica?

Seyi Shay wins it

The only thing that brought me here is Yemi Alade's baty. Nothing more, nothing less

May Obatala, Sango, Amadioha, Thor and all the unforgiving gods of old combine together to punish every one of them. Bunch of rogues

Delta A'15 no December allowee yet, if na joke make dem stop am o.

Smh! And this news is front page worthy? The mods here need to be flogged

serendipityF:
Guy: do U know u are so beautiful? Me: Yes, thank u #caseclosed

Bhet u know you are wicked sha, just look atew Meanwhile is your name orange cos u look so ripe

kaywiluv:
Lol, which lady u use dat line for it must be those Ijebu Igbo girls abi

Warri ladies of course, you are sweet and I see you in my dreams your name must be sweet dreams

kaywiluv:
Watching with my 3D camera to see how many part it will get to

Hahaha, my name is I but am missing U

Kaywiluv hunnay, I see u watching

haywire07:
I'm not the type that crams lines to get a girl. I will just say anyfin that comes to my mind, make friends with u and bombard ur head wit praises. Girls likes complements alot.

Fr some girls, after a bed session, I'll be like "how the f*ck did I start with you?

The bold got me Rotfl, you are right though, spontaneity is the key, pick up lines pale in comparison to a simple hi

haywire07:
Stupid envious friends na..
Don't u know thats what they do so that a girl won't hav a better boyfriend than their dog

As in ehn, I cut for the lady o. That's one of the most beautiful compliments a girl can ever received, I won't be surprised if her inner circle is full of mgbekes.
Meanwhile, You wanna drop lines u used in the past?

mordtonia:
Girl everyday u add one more G to your swagg, you're a BB.
I asked what's BB? And he said brains and beauty. Chai...my friends almost died of laughter, they said it's BlackBerry no be only BB, and I was feeling bad for him.

Your friends are dumbfacks no offence, someone complimented you as being brainy and beautiful and the first reaction from your friends is to burst into laughter? Your friends are your problem

This thread reminds me of when I was in 200 level, my brother be like
Bro: You are always online, what's your cgpa
Me: 4.9
Bro: Hmmmm, so you are on first class *in his mind, the cgpa is on a scale of 5
Me: No oooo, na winch? It's 2nd class upper, we run a scale of 7.0
Bro: I always knew you are too playful
Me:

Never had a F, guess I was lucky

sickstars:
Dating Mami water is ur calling no worry

Hahaha, this is partially true. I know two Aquarian ladies who look like Mami water

Very simple; mind of a Christian, body of a stripper

Following

Fynestboi:
You no close at all ooooo.

I be like side mirror, objects may appear farther than they look

Fynestboi:
Bro you still dey here how far?

Boss, I close to you gan. Long time

EmyLeo:
abi nao.. na y dy never sack mourinho

You just came to Southampton 4 nothing

horexy:
LOL. We'll bounce back...u'll see. We only gave Southampton a Christmas gift

Hahaha, may the spirit of Dasuki possess u guys. Check your mail

Even Chelsea never had it this bad. Haba

horexy:
Honestly!
My eyes have doubled their size
This one don pass beating, na serious massacre

Good thing I've a clean handkerchief here. Pele ehn, these gooners boys ehn.
Meanwhile, manage this Celine Dion's track as consolation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETgPMbRRtnk

Horexy, at this point you will be needing a shoulder to cry on Meanwhile I need one more goal from Southampton

horexy:
A gift?
Let Arsenal win ds match first...

If it's conditioned on an Arsenal win, I will have to decline. Let's take this party to Arsenal's thread , will give u a mention there

horexy:
It's d dopest club, ARSENAL... COYG!

Of all clubs, it's the pretenders from North London. In other news; isn't today public holiday, aren't u supposed to give me a gift?

horexy:
Awww, na u wanna make me cry


But yinmu jor, all na wash
I'm just catching fun; don't take my words too serious
Merry Christmas

Got ya, I was only teasing you though . Great to have you among the female footie followers, which club is after your heart?
BTW, Merry Christmas to you too

Matic! Your father

horexy:
Chelsea will be deep-fried again...
No biggie....dt 15th position doesn't suit you..I think the 18th position suits u better

Smh, to think I saw u as a lady with cheerful heart on that Christmas selfie thread. You must be a manure fan or a goner

Eyin omo wobe, let's turn up