₦airaland Forum

seunny4lif:
It's easy to enter the kingdom of God than for you to meet Ronaldo for just a single pics

Brova! U are wicked

kaziblake:
My future boo.i must marry dis guy

LOL, then Gabrielle Union is my future wife. My friend will u stop daydreaming

Genea:
wa,ba mi lo class

Shey mo mo e ri ni? Go and carry your cross yourself. Mo ti miss e o

Genea:
Whenever dere is a protest,it just rings free lecture day 4 me,yipeeee ,nw rain dey fall,more excuse not to go to class.. To d issue d sch autorithies have fumigated d hostels during june bt it seems dat dese bugs have a mind of their own cos dey refused to go and now d protesters have distrupted my peaceful slp since 3am...DSA abeg come to dier aid o

U see your life? Lazy somebory

tunde1200:
Some peoples still could not understand the write by the OP.
This is safety measure will should all comply with.
But some have started what they know best!. Insults,ignorants childrens of NL.
I no pity anyone if you die on the road.

Don't give yourself a headache, we Nigerians are gullible people; can't you see the way they are spitting vitriolic comments. All op said was take care of the physical and let the spiritual do His own thing. Because I believe Jesus saves doesn't mean I will go and board a vehicle in bad condition and whose driver is drunk

onelife97:
No mind them.most of them r devil reincarnate.Heartless bit..ches most of them and fu. .c.king selfish too and add greedy to it pls.

Dude! Get over it nw, stop being bitter. Move on, it can only get better

Woza! So tramadol is prohibited?

profojah:
Chuzzyblog you see!?..She said she caught you reading her diary: She stylishly said you're jobless. She also said looking at your dp, she never expected this from you : She stylishly said your cerebellum and cerebrum are functioning like a 14yrs old boy. She even said there are better ways to ask a lady out, be it for friendship or a date: Here, she indirectly said your so called write-ups is verbose and prolix, you could have said "I love you, talk your own, instead of writing this epistle. She also said Thanks for the Compliment, Here, she meant, since all the guys, like sweetorgasm, falconey, ronald4lif, STFUareyouGod have been bashing you and praying to God on your behalf to receive sense, make e no be say SHE wey u write am for no appreciate am, hmmm gba ma pami, oshey bebe (Thank you sha) .

Jesu! You are evil

STFUareyouGod:
satan never sleep, how I go sleep?

Heheheh, your road far be that

STFUareyouGod:

Make una sleep

dechandel:

I would have done same anyways








Cow!!!!

Jesu!!! What a surprise

And they've succeeded in derailing

This happened during my penultimate year in school, this was during campaigns for SU election, it was my faculty's variety night and trust my friends to organize mixtures, I knew I had gotten to the point of no return when I still felt tipsy after taking a walk (taking long walks is my antidote), it was around this time that the campaign train of one of the contestants for the vp position came to my faculty, one of the campaign managers stepped forward and started giving me reasons why I should vote for her candidate not knowing I was dead drunk, that was how I started telling the gal how beautiful she is and how I would love to make love to her right there, irony is I didn't even get a good look at the girls face to know if she is beautiful or not. To cap my misery, one of my friends who happens to be a chronic womanizer was with a girl he was chyking, that was how I stepped forward to the girl, telling her my friend is a good guy and he is crazy about her and pleading with the girl not to break my guy's heart. The rest is history

Interesting

Just negodu
This reminds me of a line in 'Jah bless 69 missed calls' the girl you jump around for like a chimpanzee, I give her touch your toes every night like 2:30

chrisviral:
Not applying, don't know, currently in class, will double check later!

Alright, thanks

Has anyone been able to apply to UBC (undergraduate and PG)? The link seems to be faulty
Cc: Chrisviral

flawlessT:
Okay,shey dats d only feeling u hv abt me ryt?...U go see ma wahala I done take note of u.lol

No wahala, pikin wey say him mama no go sleep, na to put weed for inside him food

adeitoro:
Guy you sharpoo
See how you take corner the babe and overthrew the other toaster

Na so dem dey do for lag

flawlessT:
Trycia

I'v a feeling you will be quite troublesome

Woza! I guess we are lucky in my school then even though we don't have anything that looks remotely close to a laboratory and some parts of the classrooms' ceilings look like they are going to cave in at any moment. I just shake my head everytime I enter the school premises; oil community with substandard facilities.

flawlessT:
Yes nah

Cool then, what does the T in flawlessT mean?

flawlessT:
Hahahahahah,i understand

Woza! Are u always this understanding?

flawlessT:
Oh am blushing now...Thanks dearie

You are welcome, would have offered you breakfast in bed but it's not my thing

Subanalahi!!!

flawlessT:
U wanna say smfin

Nah! I'd rather just stare at your dp, your face is so clean I can practically set my dinner table on it.
You did a great job

flawlessT:

Wow

Sabrwahaqqo:
See yeye manager. Her one and only g-string still lies on my kitchenette's wash basin

Dafuq! That means she has not been remitting the full proceeds of her sales.
Thanks man, u'v opened my eyes

Sabrwahaqqo:
A_mazing !

Hahaha. I'm the manager, in case you fancy her