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DrGroove:
I visited him n met a lady in his room.instead of acting up as he expected,i just exchanged pleasantries wt her and left.
when I got home,he sent me a text saying the relationship was over cos am dangerous.i replied okay!
and deleted n blocked him from all my social accounts when he expected me to come begging.
in anger,he came to my house one nyt n kicked me in my a*ss
I got him arrested n detained over d weekend!

I think you are capable of murder going by your reaction when you caught him.

johnson157:
just replied my query fct

Batch a or c

aiye1988:
i have been served with my query to reply within 24hrs

Which state? Batch a or c

coollabman:
hmmm... same thing here

We just have to be patient, yours is which state?

coollabman:
we never even do clearance for here. so una no submit reply to query?

Lgi didn't say anything about it

coollabman:
your lgi no give una any info last CDs?

We Don do clearance already, we no dey do cds sha cos of water

akinyeleaa:
I'm actually not around as I have exams in the sw next week and I don't wanna travel twice. I already took care of the clearance sha. BTW, na Abia u sef dey serve?

Nah, Delta.

akinyeleaa:
anyone heard of anyfin about we dat missed headcount yet? I am eager to hear abt it, abeg

Hian! Aren't u doing clearance for the month?

Op, this lady has 2 kids from 2 different men. I think It's high time you bounced

Tall ladies rock excluding those ones that are as straight as the figure one (no curves)

Velounie:
Height shldnt b a barrier na.Anyways am not a guy.

Hi, do you believe in coincidences?

ChappyChase:
What's your question again, expanciate..

Boss, it's spelt as expatiate. Cheers

ozy4christ:
Please can u explain,k

zaragal:
Pls explain.....i don't belong here

Stop forming jor

I doubt the availability of equipments to use in a situation of real life occurrence.

chikatest:
Is dis acting or real?

Do yourself a favor and check the meaning of simulation in your dictionary.

I think it's bullsh.it, it doesn't make a guy gay

mayorjosh:
Se omo ijebu ni yin ni?
Omo ijebu ni emi na!

Ewe so

Bobbyjay001:
I once met an"ajebutter" lady of about 25 years of age who couldn't cross a "not busy" 2-lane road, seperared by culvert in d middle at Ijebu-ode. When she approached me to take across the road, I was like "ode ni e ni abi o ya dindinrin nu?"

That one pales in comparison to my experience, I saw parents who drove their wards to the centre where we were to write a job placement aptitude test

We have a long way to go

imamtobi:
. No, I'm a katangite

The only living hall in the University of ibadan. I hail

Vivalavida99:
Nigerians and jungle justice smh!

If u'v ever been at the receiving end of these never do well folks, u will convert to a staunch proponent of jungle justice

He don red, mourinho haba

Newcastle please better the heroics of last week

kobosmalls:
Please dont do that.
Dont you think its too extreme ?
Imagine asking your God to kill me just because i dont believe in him for making me short.
Dont judge people for airing their view.

Bros, I was only teasing her now

sweettease:
Sorry about it all, I feel your pain because I know how difficult it would be for me to date a guy who is 5ft tall when I'm 5'8".

And u had to compound his issues uhn, I will call on seun to ban u

Cross out 1, 4 and 5 especially 4 and 5,its a first date for crying out loud. My opinion

Or the dude was just practising his social skills to prevent rustiness, I did that thing in camp to collect numerous numbers and I made sure I deleted all the numbers on the day camp closed. So Op! What's the way forward...

jeweljoan:
Lols...who told u am a good girl?

Instincts, so are u a bad girl?

jeweljoan:
So op...you are saying if I want to marry a good guy,I should be a bad girl?

Ok....i have heard.

*modified *

So this rubbish is on frontpage already.


Actually...just wanted to know how it feels to comment on frontpage.

Its exciting.

Joan Joan; let me be the bad boy so u can maintain your goodness

vheMa:
what are we going to do now

We will give u silicone

vheMa:
Checkout my dirty house too,on my DP

Your yansh dry gan o

Airforce1:
Loyalblak007 got problem with the thread.. so I asked the mods to take it down

And I was feeling the thread sha