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badinfluence:
O brother

Yes boss

Monikween:
nawa for u o

I know right, I'm a disciple of making hay while the sun shines

Monikween:
his first paragraph came across to me as haughty...

U'v another mail

Monikween:
awwww

let's get out of here b4 we take the shine out of the Op

Monikween:
ehem uhm hmmm Thanks fr d compliment,..

You are welcome, what if I told u the sun just whispered to me it's jealous of your smile you've got mail

Monikween:
I smell pride

Hi, I was just minding my business until I came across your profile. I think u are awesomely cute and I'd like to exchange mails with you.

1bkaye:
A Nigerian guy will toast a lady at her father's funeral

I agree. In other news, speak to me, preach to me, make me your disciple

Of all the problems in the world

gabinogem:
What's so attractive about that black azz... Next!

And the azz even has gator

kilode100:
I pity the woman o.
Small children always fvcking madam husband.
I would ve done worse o..

Read your comment again and also read the story again and see if your comment is ethical

Swizdoe:
That's a gamble............ There is. 50-50 chance that she might change and she might not change....
In some cases, she might even change for worse using the logic of the yoruba adage that says " Ati boje bo olosa lowo, oku baba eniti o bo"( no time for transltions)

Truly it's a gamble, and I do understand the proverb as I'm Yoruba

Onozztins:
Dear husband!Locate me by fire by force eh

Dear future wife, how about dinner for two?

I think she is right about the part of the ladies been ready to change when they meet a responsible guy, it's a whole lot of messed up isshh

cleric:
It's very sad that the region producing this colossal figure has nothing to show for it in terms of employment, infrastructure and social amenities. .

I might be wrong but pple living in these areas are also not helping themselves from what I'v seen so far

scribespad:
Oh, I get now, Lol...
Though fact still remains that two heads are better than one.

U mean two good heads?

Mekurexx:
omoh i no go again. had a hangout with my folks. will go on monday

Post pictures when u do, I also want to get the g3

Does anyone have an idea of the prices of LG G2 and G3?

dechandel:
My network provider gives me unlimited call credits
I guess they should be acknowledged

But really? How much have you girls sent out to them? Abi call top-up(s) is only specific to one gender?

Darn woman, where have you been? This time around I'm asking for your contact details

happyday:
Waaaaaaohh, dat one na big one. Really dreaded? But how really is Burutu? Is it as bad as pple paint it, na so so water water? i was partially hoping to be posted there sha, if there would be light.

My place is cool although boring because it's a very small community, from what I've heard light is good here although my own place is experiencing darkness due to a leaking pipeline that they said will cause explosion if they supply light without fixing it. Free accommodation and room set up (pots, stoves, chair and the likes) and water is everywhere, my place is 1 hour 45 minutes on water from Warri

ttmacoy:
We all do trade by barter lol

Not everyone can and should be entrepreneurs. We need scientists, we need researchers etc as well as business men.

Hehehehe, in the words of my friend; variety is the spice of life

elohorayodele:
Everyone cannot be an entrepreneur, only the smart ones will. and those who are not will work for them and make them wealthy

I didn't say everyone will become an entrepreneur, I just need you to paint a scenario where everyone becomes an entrepreneur. Another question, are all entrepreneurs successful?

happyday:
Hhaahh, nice one. How you dey, bro? Hope PPA is going great?

Ppa dey go well, the dreaded burutu LG

elohorayodele:
beta plan towards starting your own biz and become an employer too.

Salary can not make you wealthy n rich

What happens when everyone becomes an entrepreneur?

Chanchit:
My own pin hard sotay me sef dey forget am.

Hahaha, we be twins

MarvellousGod:
No problem. .
But you can get enough information from threads created in their name in the jobs/vacancies section...

Example of such threads. ...

https://www.nairaland.com/1992268/pwc-nigeria-graduate-recruitment-2015

https://www.nairaland.com/2309848/ernst-young-graduate-trainee-recruitment

https://www.nairaland.com/2097634/kpmg-graduate-trainee-aptitude-test

https://www.nairaland.com/881537/akintola-williams-deloitte-test

There are several other threads....

You are the best, thanks....

MarvellousGod:
Yes sir...

Thank you, I hope you don't mind my getting in touch with you once in a while for guidance as you seem knowledgeable about these things

MarvellousGod:
If he is less than 26, has a 2-1, then 5 credits in WAEC including English and Mathematics. . Then he can apply for their graduate trainee.. Kpmg recruitment runs throughout the yr, so he can apply. ..

Asides these, na experienced positions remain....

Are u saying first degree is enough to qualify one for their graduate Trainee programme?

happyday:
Waoh! What a small world. It's like I'm the one writing all these. A million thumbs up @ OP. I can definitely relate to everything here. Was in 6 platoooonssss (I know you get). I have been posted to Agbor, what about you? Hope you're missing the soldiers esp RSM, Baba Bello and John Cena, also UReports. . . .lol

We even plenty for here. 6 platoons, listen this way, when it's 2pm u pple will cover up on this parade ground the way and manner you cover up for morning parade. Devil bless u 2pm u are not here, walahi I will sell u one unserious job till u leave this camp

Kingnap:
Pls i dont undestand phrase ''to buy jobs'' as used in this write up. Kudos 2u man [nice write up]... Lookin 4ward 2 my own camp experience by november.

In most cases buying job means u put on your white top and shorts on ur khaki with either a bucket of water or your travelling bag on your head. My own platoon had to put our buckets over our head when we were accused of mutiny. Whatever u do, don't pray for Delta camp