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cupid1:
my brother, i don't know if it's my eye, my phone or the weather, but what i'm seeing in the denominator is (0-10). That's probably what the people liking my first post are also seeing. I gave my hypothesis based on what i saw

Hehehehe. Take orijin

cupid1:
He started failing it from the point where he struck out 10 and -10,the 10 on top is supposed to equate to -1 when divided by -1 which when put into the equation, will give you 19/10.
And secondly, you cant stricke out numbers that way. They are in brackets in their own different equations i.e an equation in an equation.
So my point is, the person who provided this so called 'proof' is a dullard

He is mathematically correct jor, he divided (10-10) by itself and that gave 1

eunylondon:
Stream 1

Cool. Have fun over there

Young93:
stream 2 also..

Ok. Let's keep our fingers crossed. Till June

Young93:
Delta also.. Stream 1 or 2

Delta too, stream 2. U?

eunylondon:
Still dancing Shoki, Etighi, Skelewu n co....
Delta State here I come..

Which stream?

milowys77:
Thanks, but it says I can't print without making payment, I thought the payment wasn't compulsory..

So I heard about the payment

milowys77:
Thanks, but it says I can't print without making payment, I thought the payment wasn't compulsory..

I don't know about that cos I paid the 3k

milowys77:
Please house, just in case I didn't pay the 3k,how do I get the green card? I have copied my call up number from my school tho.

Login on the NYSC registration page and print

adorablevic:
Perfect timing

Love ur new look. Very fierce.

[quote author=dharay99 post=32871863][/quote]Is ur name Thomas

dharay99:
hey dumb àss, yea i must comment cuz i wanda y a mentally derailed human will cum here to fake dia identity just to scam ppl.

Yhu operating two accounts, chattinq wid urself huh...

Lemme see hw many ppl u are gonna scam yew stupid fella.

She is not a scammer, we've been friends for some time nw. BTW, Adetoun u get story to tell o. I dey observe.

CheeNayNay:
hmmm,i thought he was dating one trangenic looking southafrican girl,abi he don leave am comot cos of xenophobia??

Chisos! U r wickeddddd

mizzsmilez:
Why not?
If I'd be jealous yeah. But I have my ace too.

But she'd have to have a Phd in Early Childhood education.
Masters in Psychology.
Bachelors degree in Montessori Education.
Then she is hired.

If not, he'd have to stick to my azz while she becomes the fantasy of the moment till it also fades out.
It always does.

Stingy somebory

jomile:
hmmm u guess right

If only this was to be a who wants to be a millionaire show, so what's my reward for the correct guess?

jomile:
its a mixture of my name and dat of my little sis

Nice, looks like you are the type of person who puts family b4 any other thing. Is your name by chance Joy?

jomile:
hmmmm I think I would like to know what am getting into first

, what's the genesis of your moniker?

pure2012soul:
For Your Information, Lagos is a no man's land. It was a former FEDERAL territory so no amount of ethnic colouration can make it a yoruba enclave. I intend to vie for House of Rep's from Alimosho in 2019. There's nothing ethnic jingoists like your type can do about it. End of story. If you feel aggrieved, join us in the Atlantic ocean and stop exploding your toxic ethnic agenda on social media

I guess cross river is also a no man's land since it's a former FEDERAL territory. The question is will igbos allow a non igbo contest for ordinary councillor in the south east?

saintandsinnerz:
What I really don't get is why the Yorubas hated this man so much? Is he not a Yoruba man? Why the hate on him? Somebody just said it is because he seeked the support of Igbos and non indigenes in the election. Well if that is true, then the hatred the yorubas have for the Igbos is beyond this earth. If you take a look at all the comments in this thread, it is littered with yorubas abusing the Igbos for no just cause. When the Igbos respond they will say igbos this, igbos that. All I can see is people filled with hate and rabid gelousy. Just because jimi agbaje is seeking the support of other tribes, they now transfer d hatred they have for other tribes to him. They preferred to be to the apron strings of bola tinubu forever. While d man becomes more richer from "tithes" he receives from his stooges (fashola and maybe now Ambode) you lot continue to persih in poverty and hate. You guys should continue with your hate filled lives and see where it gets u

I think the Genesis of these vituperation is the alleged promise Jk made that the Eze title will be made equal to that of the Oba in Lagos State.

new2020:
Very shameless yoruba man. Lagos maybe in SW however very different from Osun, Ondo, Oyo, Oyo, Ogun and Ekiti in that 80% of taxes and duties paid into its coffers are by non yorubas...keep that in mind. When next you see Fashola commissioning a project...say big thank you to the non yorubas who are funding it through their taxes and duties. You think Lagos can function without them? You people should be very careful how carelessly you speak. Also say big thank you to the Niger Delta for your behemoth monthly allocation...you think you can survive without this handout by generous Niger Delta people? Speaking as a Niger Deltan, the day you Yoruba will marginalize any non yoruba in Lagos, be prepared to lose your federal monthly allocation and non payment of taxes and duties by non Yorubas...let's see how you will survive. You think Lagos would have attained its current economic and social status without nom yorubas and federal character? You want one Nigeria, you must abide by every law that glues us as Nigerians.

And u conveniently ignored the last part of his post. I'm a Nigerian and I believe once you've lived in a particular part of Nigeria for say 5 years and you are contributing positively to the area in question, then you are entitled to contest for a political post but let's be truthful to ourselves; Igbos in the south east will never allow a Non igbo person contest for an elective post in the south west. Deny it as much as you want to but it's the truth. Cheers

in her arms

If instead of holding you, her arms are held close to her body, there might be a little something going on, you should take note of.

In some positions she might need her arms to support her weight, but in most cases, if she’s consciously holding her arms close, she is clearly not letting go with wild abandon. She shouldn’t want to be covering herself up. If however, they’re above your or her head, on your chest, splayed out on the sheets or held out on either side, it’s her way of telling you, she’s comfortable with where she is and there’s no need to hold back.


Breathing heavy
This is usually a dead give away and impossible to mask or fake. As the body is excited and turned on, the breath becomes more urgent and rapid. Involuntary moans are made as air rapidly makes its way through her vocal chords. The heart rate increases as the body prepares for an O**asm, making her internal O**ans demand more oxygen. A thumping heart rate and urgent breathing should let you know that you’re on the right track. However, if immediately after a big O**asm, she’s back to a slow restful pace of breath, you just witnessed a big show.

Writhing Heights
When a body enthusiastically responds to another, it urges for proximity. If she’s grinding or pushing herself against you, trying to hold or hug you, her body language is as inviting as it gets. Curling toes are another good indicator, but try to catch a glance offhand. If the motion is subconscious, it’s probably genuine. If however, she’s lying there waiting for you to do all the hard work, there’s probably a little that’s hapP**ing in terms of arousal for her. You need to regroup and restart. Try changing positions or focus on her erogenous zones to get her attention.

Hip action
A little known secret about good se’x is that it’s tremendously synchronized. The way the bodies were designed, they were meant to move repeatedly in the same motion until both achieved a climax. So if you find her matching your moves, you’ve hit the right notes and just need to make it to the finish line. Sometimes it takes a little time to get in sync but if you don’t see it hapP**ing, chances are that her body is telling you it wants something else, another position perhaps. Wait for her to respond with the same intensity.

In the deep
Once you are in the zone and aiming for the finish, given the sensitivity of O**ans involved, you should be able to feel her strong internal muscles act against yours. With spasms and some amount of clenching, you’ll get a good idea of how well you’re doing. However, don’t use it as a benchmark since not all women have the same amount of control over their kegel muscles. Some amount of contraction and relaxation that you may feel could be for her own pleasure, but pay close attention to what her overall intensity is telling you.

What works for one woman may never work for another but the idea is to be attuned to the feedback her body language is giving you. If you feel like you’re not in sync, pause and try something new. Avoid sticking to a routine or becoming predictable. Spice things up with experimentation, teasing and tantalizing your partner and keep an eye out for fake moans and forced emotions.


You are all welcome

divineRx:
Me myself nd I

Me likey

Mocwazie:
Js me

Dies, this thread reeks of hotness. You are making me think of producing beautiful children

jomile:
hahahahahaha wats dis ministry all about

When u enter the inner chambers, u will get your answer. Don't forget it's first come, first serve

sandrahnaub:
na mba5 gurl I b o...u know wat dat means

I don't, expatiate

sandrahnaub:
*in psquare voice* my. Mama my. Papa eyah.... only God made it possible

Let me goan continue my hustle, I'm coming powerfully to ask for your hand in marriage

sandrahnaub:
na so!thanks doh

You are welcome though, who made it possible?

tohpahz:
What is tying ur mouth oo

Trust me, u can make a guy empty his bank account but I refuse to be tempted

tohpahz:

Chai!!! Speechless