₦airaland Forum

Events happening in Nigeria always sound like scenes in a blockbuster movie

Mhizkel:
What do you think?

You hard to make it hard ehn?

You seem to be a private person, so you are definitely not a flaunt it type. If I'm to describe you I'd say meek on the outside, a tigress in your own sanctuary

chenel:
The second picture looks like nonwa gbam tai. Correct me if I'm wrong. Interesting...

That's issele-uku, if I remember correctly that sienna in the picture is the ride of the then RSM

2nd picture, oh my darling issele-uku. After forming big boy during the first week of camp, I became a regular customer of the camp kitchen.

Is it the watery tea that looks like a mixture of sand and water or the poverty stricken banga we were served.

Great memories mhen.

Hiya Mama
Are you still a proponent of not flaunting your partner's picture?
Cc Mhizkel

Side effects of a good dicking

Biznessgirl:
Please, what's the code for this. And what data plan do I need to be on? Thanks...

Airtel smart trybe. *312#, should be a walk in the park from there

ogorwyne:
if I siddon on top you ehn!

Oya na, make we enter za oza room do small exercise

ogorwyne:
agro.vick is my boo already na. just that he has no respekt

Put respek on my name. You don ever call cow brother just cos you wan chop meat?

YOLO

Pictures or adonblivit.
Twitteratis that can say anything just to trend

Mhizkel:
It would be my pleasure making you know more.

In Wizkid's voice, Yagaa

Affirmative! For the fact that one's parents aren't from same tribe/country, that's "mixed".

You are a delight.

Here is where we draw the curtains for today

Mhizkel:
No. That's the reason why I called it "mixed".

I wanted to be sure I got the right thing, I'd like to hear more about it some time.
Fulani and say Calabar is also mixed you know?

Mhizkel:
Thankyu sir
I've got a mixed origin though.

You are much welcome Mama
Really! Both Nigerians I suppose

Mhizkel:
Uhmmmmm...Permit me to say nothing.

Not something for anything
It's actually my name.

Granted.

I like your style.

Interesting! That's rare though but then what do I know. Give me the first alphabet of your state.

Mhizkel:
You had better stop being a liar. For the last time, I'm asking you to tell the truth

Hahaha, well I got no ring on my ring finger.

Out of curiosity, what's your deal breaker in a relationship?

Yes, someone once told me about her, but it seems hers is fully "Kelechi"

Really? I wasn't interested in her, it was her link with MI that put her in my purview.

I want to assume your own Kel is not your real name, just something for nairaland right?

Smh! This is not innovation, it is called the starter pack for preparing human barbecue. When it happens they start blaming the innocent village people.

Una mumu go last.

Mhizkel:
So tell the truth.

Seriously I'm married, to Jesus
Whatever you do, don't tempt me

No, just Kel.

Well! This is a new one but I like it.

Have you ever heard of the musician Kel? She released one or two tracks a couple of years back and rumors said she dated MI Abaga

Mhizkel:
You such a bad liar


Not really.

Ouch! I'm gonna upgrade my skills and like papilo, one day I will make you proud

Kel for Kelly?

Mhizkel:
Okay.
Let's say, uhmmmm...You not married!

As much as I will like to tow the path of TTT, I can't deny my 2 beautiful wives and 5 kids on an online forum. Who knows who is reading?

Is that a deal breaker

Mhizkel:
You right about that. I know I am.

Woah! I love that.

Hahaha, cool. You've got a positive review in my books

Your sure would be a great husby.
That's if you not one already

Take a guess whether I'm married or nay?

Mhizkel:
Lol...Told by who?

Has anyone ever told you, you are quite inquisitive?

Just accept the telling and let's negotiate nanny duties. I'm great with babies

Mhizkel:
Yes, I will Wish you same dear. Have a wonderful day ahead.

I was told to tell you twins are on the way

ogorwyne:
big head.

Small yansh, na here dem go see you.
You too spoil

LOL! When I use airtel 25 naira for 500MB, una mumu go last

rawpadgin:
u go know say this one don groove tire before one sharp guy get am down


looking forward to getting my girl down this year


BTW, she need to be sued for taking all the attention away from the couple

Sharp guy abi dull guy.

It's most likely that her natural nutrients has been mined, na fertilizer she dey use maintain nutrient level for her farm

As masquerade costume designers

ogorwyne:
same

Mtcheeeww

Mhizkel:
Lol... No I haven't. Would like to hear it from you.

Hmmmm, bhet you are married. Married women are off my list

You were nowhere around to be invited Ayam sorry sir

Cook special edition jollof jor.
Happy Sunday

Mhizkel:
In what way is this particular cause worthwhile?

No, I'm not.
.

Ma'am have you heard of the proverbial curiosity that killed the cat?

I'm married

Hahaha, happy married life in arrears even though I never partook in the jollof rice

O boy! This ninjas don't wanna hear conservation

Mhizkel:
Lol...What a good way to begin huh!
What's her name? Who knows I could be the friend

Well Well Well, I like to give my best when the cause is worthwhile
Hahaha, Aunty, are you engaged? Her name is Taiwo, are you as well?

Mhizkel:
Ofcourse I will.
Go ahead.

Well, gimme your phone number and your home address. Then we will talk about it over a bowl of ice cream.

BTW, you have a canny resemblance with an old friend of mine. She is engaged now.