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Mhizkel:
Alright then! Not seeing anything

Aren't you supposed to check your email inbox?

Mhizkel:
I don't like coconuts, but your head is gonna change my decision on that
Alright!

Hahaha! We can work out an agreement
Check

Mhizkel:
See his head
Lemme have your WhatsApp number.
I'll tell you more off NL.

Like coconut abi, just tell me you love coconuts in plain words.
I'm gonna follow you now, do same and I will send it as a direct message.

Mhizkel:
Lol..Your popcorn is right here. Come get it.

Ooh lalala! I'm sure on my way.
Whatever you do tonight, ensure you leave me with your off nairaland contact.
So what have you been up to, taking over the world?

Mhizkel:
Exactly! No two ways.
How you?

Look who is here, the female magician of our time.
I'm good, where is the popcorn you brought from your travels.

Why is this thread dry na, no party ni?

ogorwyne:
it works

Oya. Alarm don blow

emfaldo:
And u will b wat sir? cos m curious now....lol

Minister of Taste, to see if you both did your job well

Amarabae:
Put them in a polythene bag and cover up.

Two hands up in the air for you, I hereby proclaim you Minister of Plantain Ripening duties.

emfaldo:
Plantain produces ethylene wen d temperature of their surrounding is high...so wrap it up to increase d temp...ethylene will hasten d ripening

My boss here will be Minister of state

ogorwyne:
I know say na arsenal matter. evil.

Gaskiya! As the goals dey enter, I come dey fear make you no faint

my bbm nor dey gree open. to uninstall am be like too much work. send me your number na

Na because you be winsh na, shey your nairaland mail dey work make I drop am for there

ogorwyne:
sombori has been missing me. I miss you too.

Eish! What happened to your bbm na?
If you know what I planned for you ehn, God saved you sha

51% earn $200 dollars monthly?
Gaskiya! We have a very long way to go

This is why I like ogorwyne, she get flesh unlike this panla fish

LMAO, the one about ghosts has to be the funniest.

RIP to the dead...

Events like this question the kind of recruits we have in our various forces. If WW3 were to happen, is it this set of immature children we will count on to defend our territory?

jewelbaby55:
I just dey imagine myself for that whole outfit. I for make sense die

Oya wake up, over dreaming no good

I'm more concerned about how they get down in the bedroom considering the size of their tummies.

Anyways it's none of my business

Nice suit.

In Lil Kesh voice, Aunty Daniella onidi nla.
Yansh be causing problems since the day of Sodom and Gomorrah

1bkaye:
Men doing stupid sh1t again and then blaming it on women, again. Lol idiots

Say me hi to your male folks. Arindin omo

This Kemen sef, if only the dolt had a modicum of self respect he wouldn't have found himself in this compromising mess

Nairaland keeps getting useless with each passing day; of what benefit is this hoelosho's shenanigans to the country?

And to the idiots who follow her on various social platforms, una mumu go last. We keep making dumb people famous.

End time children, see all of them claiming stick to a single partner as if they practice what they preach. The earlier you all realize you can only speak for yourself when it comes to faithfulness, the better for your well-being abi we no dey see married couples wey dey share STD to their spouse, which level unmarried folks come get.

Team sex with condom, life is too sweet to give room for unnecessary risks.

diggz:
First lalaboi vs bigkesh creating new ways of using Ls.

Now Na ibime vs Nihilist taking the Ls into another level.

I salute all the able bodied soldiers in the house o!!!! I recognize una creativity in using L.....

As in ehn, I just dey laugh since.

L sef go dey wonder wetin hin offence be

Mtcheeeww! Isn't it obvious her parents can afford to send her to another private university. If you try this kind of stunt in a typical Nigerian home; gaskiya! that's the end of your education.

Allah! If it was me ehn, I will lock the selfish biatch in the trunk. Drive off and drop her in the middle of nowhere.

Her mumu go last

Are those tatas natural or silicone enhanced. See as dem gallant

michaelbelgium:
please hold it tight...we don get better work sef...Bleep you and firstbank

Hehehe! oya take chilled wine. Your blood too dey hot

Una go wait tire.
Na me dey hold unto una results.
I'm in my house, come and beat me

julieathar:
yes o, I scored 64%
You have been invited for a First level interview on Wednesday 15th March,2016 by 8:30am prompt at FORTIS MFB, 2135 Medife House Wuse Zone 5 Abuja. .
DRESS CODE: CORPORATE




i would have loved to go but no tfare and I have not been to abuja too. I'm in lagos. sad

Wish I could be of help but if you can manage to secure money to travel, try to attend.

If I remember correctly, those who went to Abuja from Lagos for the management trainee process were given 12k. I don't know if they will still continue with something like that.

Doctored chat

OYO

Lawlahdey:
Exactly.

So what's your deal breaker with a cheating husband?