₦airaland Forum

biggerboyc:
Please i don't have my birth certificate, can i go with my WAEC certificate which have my birth year, and court aviddafit

Yes, as along as the dates on the two tally.

I saw terrible things

Incrizz:
Do you have any "clean" story to recommend there? No gay rubbish nor pastor shaming?

You've got a belated response

No wonder

You see a beautiful family, I see high school fees

Hahaha. Gimme the light, gimme the kush, gimme the bad man thing

A sizable portion of the Nigerian Twitter sphere is made up of brain dead people, the babe decided to go natural and the mumus who will always complain of ladies deceiving them with make up are still complaining. The irony is some of them do not come close to the lady in question.

Oshisco

Waiting for horexy

Bumbae1:
Lol u dey fear

Fear ke, I dey ever ready like US Marine. Check your box jor

See your forehead like the newly built Lagos Ibadan expressway.
Ayam only joking o...

Bumbae1:
Depends How quick my fingers move No enter my box o u no go come out same person Risky business

In D'banj's voice, osheeeyy

StarBukola:
[/quote][quote author=TakeBanana post=55125408]It's mine. But you can't handle it. It's for real women.

Shey you guys want to be setting parole on my thread ni

Bumbae1:
Who told u that all this monitoring spirits sef

Hahaha, Yoruba elders will say the King has ears everywhere, humans are the ears.

How fast do you reply PMs

SNOWCREAM:
lol me self will not mention her but her money goes along that tossed

Anyway she's not the matter, don't be in a hurry bro, you want to quickly tear pant and score, smh

No be her jor, I no even sabi who you dey talk.

Na sharply tear pant things sure my brother

Bumbae1:
Lol so una dey tell home boyz
Thought guys dont kiss n tell ...

Not necessarily a kiss and tell kinda situation, hell yeah guys do kiss and tell

Yea why not we can watch a movie u hold urmoney i hold mine .. no wahala
When its time to leave we hug it out end of story deal

Deal, let's define before we head out. You've to say yes to my sweet nothings

Sources say you are off the shores of Naija

Bumbae1:
Lol why u dey use yourself do example..

anyway for me it's al irrelevant so i think differently ( personally)
Cause i wont even let a guy pay for me so all tnis would never happen in the first place

Be like you are sure gan o, let's go on a date na, aswear I won't tell my homeboys not to talk of ranting on twitter

Bumbae1:
Good point

Bumbae, come on its the first date na.

Say you and I have been exchanging messages for say about a week, we seem to flow well and we decide to go on a date. Now during the course of the date, I start giving you bars about how I want you as my better half and that kind of mumu talks sha. Are you telling me you are gonna say yes straight up? Forget the fact that we flow well on social media, one still needs to give it time to understand what one is getting into. That boy is a flop that needs to be flogged with a cane filled with thorns.

Beey:
Thanks my learned friend.I see.You too are fire.Need to keep my distance.LOL

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Which kain wahala be this?
Does perky buubs have a new meaning cos Ayam not understanding

Beey:
which one be desk valentine?Teach me these things now

Lolllll, how much are you gonna pay?

Desi Valentine is an artiste, the song I mentioned talks about people's misconceptions about a girl he loves.

I mentioned it as a response to Homebo.iy's stereotyping of nairaland lasses

Beey:
Oh were you already building castles?On what level of storey were you working on?1st , 2nd or 3rd?Hope you had not gone further than that in your imaginary castle.

LOL! Castle had long been completed, it was moving in party that got derailed

Beey:
LOL, comments are hilarious

Desi Valentine - Fate don't know you like I do

SNOWCREAM:
Na that tossedbread ABI?

I no mention anybody o, shey the person wey you talk dey do toast bread ni?

LoRdCaT:
Vocabulary? what vocabulary? Get a thesaurus if you can't latch onto my writings

Ok sir, I will do as you've said.

Jah bless

Beey:
Tami Tami, the devil is trying to sift you like wheat my friend, but I have prayed for you. You are officially a prayer item.The mess have refused to work , so my prayer will work on you by fire by force.

Pray for me, Mama. Pray for me

On a serious note, you are one of the many nice Naija guys.

Nooooooooooooooooo, this is the starter pack for friendzoning. I won't take it

LoRdCaT:
The song and dance for this cockamamie display of guilelessness beats me. OP needs to
jazz ASAP

Bros, if you can speak pidgin I will appreciate. The vocabulary is tew mush

Beey:
* Covers face* Runs out.

Young lady, I'm gonna find you and trouble you more and more.

FvckShiT:
Shöw her you can also fûçk hér like a fûçking Lion

Fûçking tell her yöu fúçk like a Fûçking Çhàmpion

Respek bro, Fûçking Champion goals

xoxo001:
Op, don't tell me you are talking about ..... well she is here with me right now.

Thunder is real baba, just saying

skillful01:
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Thanks for your care;I'll get over it by tomorrow hopefully

That's the spirit bro, clear your mind. Have an abundance mindset. You are a superstar, don't let no one treat you like garbage.


John Mayer - Clarity

Homeboiy:
Go buy 4minutes gum

e go hold am

Do you have a brand in mind?

Beey:
Am praying you out of the dark into the light.

You know what to do

Magician1503:
someone is probably driving her lorry already. no go jam o

Bro! Don't make matters worse na, she is not that kind of girl.

DonHummer:
Nne abeg forget that boy
How are you

Bros! Nawa for you o, I offend you before?

Beey:
My friend you know I've stepped on some toes here and you bring me back to the mount of crucifiction!

skillful01:
=confusion


Thats' how am feeling ryt now

Bro! Just hold on mhen, you wanna talk about it?

John Mayer - Say what you want to say

SNOWCREAM:
cc her, I might be able to help

I will appreciate if you can drop the help hints on the thread. She is definitely here

Beey:
SMH, Do you need the one they callTB Joshua to crush madimoni?You sound possessed.LOL

Don't be like this, can't you see I'm in a dark dark place

Beey:
Hahaha, Come see drama! That song you quoted, ah which bed are you talking about

Lol, are you coming to this bed or do we prolong this drama

PS - this is not a thread for bad mouthing nairaland babes o, some of them are sure lasses

Magician1503:
oga you too slow down na

There is no stopping the train bro, if I slow down and somebody steps in. That's double wahala

Jewelnutch:
Nairaland girls are bored girls looking for entertainment. You've been used like a rollercoaster, "go slower, go faster." Change your theme song to Drake - Controlla, John Mayer can't help you rn.

Bro, shed more light. Seems you've had similar experience

FvckShiT:
fúçking truth is she doesn't fûçking wanna leave the current çoçk she's fúçking alone cös she fúçking thinks yours might not be up to it,Sö you fúçkiñg gotta cönvince her that your fúçking cöçk is Kryptonite

Gaddem! What do you facking propose bro? Show her my dark Knight can rise to the challenge?

SNOWCREAM:
So we should root you abi? What Android version are you? Maybe KingRoot will work

How far, shey that KingRoot will make things work? I'm desperate bro

TakeBanana:
Don't waste your time. She is with me. Check my DP to know why.

P.s. she loves my banana.

Takebanana

Bros! seems your swag has no network, nobody can reach it.

Just leave her for me, thank you.