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A lil shopping

Yam porridge

Eba m veggie

Chicken peppersoup

radautoworks:
Jerk chicken

You burnt them on purpose?

I hate this snoring of a thing eeh.

illicit:
I know a guy who snores like he is speaking Gibberish...

🤸

The second one was when I sleep walked into the kitchen,grab some packams of noodles,lit the cylinder,cooked the noodles even went as far as adding the remnant scrabbled eggs

I sat down to eat...my spouse caught me red-handed,he told me to hold the cutlery,then he took pictures as evidence.

Mehn I was so embarrassed,I Sha ate the food then sleep walked back to bed.

Oga u sef try another line of hustle
Naija is cumbersome at the moment,think outside the box.

Una get luck say,kids never de between you boths.
Be that as it may,try think outside the box abeg.

Lunch

Dem never even start to play Xmas jingles .

Make we just de thank God say we dey alive period.

Kobojunkiee:
Stop generalizing abeg!

Nne'm no time to argue,pls take the wins.

Good afternoon!

Most parents are scared of male home lesson tutors.

Stevenbright:
Have you tried home lesson teaching. It could be the way out for you as a mathematics teacher.

She threatening you could mean two things but I don't know which is your reality though:
1. She thinks being of help and soft on you is making you feel relaxed. Hence the need to fire you up.

2. She is beginning to fall for someone else and hence regretting the marriage.

The wife has no choice than to keep bearing with her husband for the time being since the man is not resting on his job hunting.

But if the reverse is the case ,the man would gladly feed the said wife without complaining.

Na wetin dem fit afford be that.Dem nor need to do pass their selves.

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. I didn't know that Naija is tough until I saw a woman preparing heads of chicken. I mean just heads of chicken, no other part seen. God, na so Naija don bad reach?🙆 🤦

Awww

chatinent:
Send DM ma

Ok alhaji

May his soul Rip.
Some men and punting sef eeh

May his soul Rip.

I have indulged in such like twice when we were in a certain town like that,I was in high school then.


I woke up in the middle of the morning then ran straight into a primary school,climbed the baobab tree slept on the branches,my late father then chased after me ,brought me down,I like to think he gave me correct catholic mending there.

Papa that hasn't spanked me once in my life,I could remember when I woke up from sleep much later...All my body come dey pain me like mad.


Funny thing be say....when dem begin asked me retinue of questions why I acted that way....I nor even remember wetin I do sef
Lolxxx

Myself

Both plates

Franchise Duru is ageless...I m pretty sure Dude shares same bloodline with singer Pharrell Williams.

Lannyjoe4u:
And person no go turn visitor for restroom with this sha

Far from it!

I think its best if he's jailed forever.

Roboto11:
If dem no get sex offender's register make una kuku beat am.

After all, na the only way wey him go respect himself if he see small pikin.

The lady making in my neighborhood does not add any of those harmful substances you mentioned.

armyofone:
Darl. Plenty of rodo...just rodolize it.
Onions. EVOO and a drop of red oil

Nagode sosai.

Hahahahahaha.....you and pepper na 5 n 6.

A neighbor of mine was caught in the act when he was cupping the bum of his two little Daughters Who are between the ages of 4yrs and 6yrs.

The wife raised the alarm last night,when she confronted him,he said he wanted them having cuppy butts when they grow up.

Mind you earlier this year this same man was caught molesting the 11yrs old niece of his wife,inside their shop and he was thoroughly beaten,arrested by human rights before taking him to ogwashi-ukwu prison where he spent few weeks before the case was settled by both families.

Mind you,he has bn caught several times with underaged girls fingering them and was also arrested and beaten.

Now the wife has taken the two little girls to her sisters place to stay so as to protect the kids


They're not properly married and she's looking for house to rent at the moment.

The said man is an electrician,should be like 36years old.

Cc: nlfpmod
Seun

Alhaji chatinent,in Rapmond Reddington's voice....I need your services.

Good morning nlfpmod,please can I send you a pm?
Ahnie!

Story for the Gods...most of these drivers are high on lithium when they're on the wheels.


Anybody travelling with them should just pray to Allah for a safe trip kawai.


Wishing All travellers a safe trip to their various destinations

Probz:
Who will say egusi isn’t an important traditional Igbo food in their absence of specialised egusi-binders (osu being the main one and a pure Igbo niche)? Is it the people who cook egusi with egg yolks and more tomato than ugu/uziza/okazi/onugbu/etc.?

Do they cook egusi with egg yolks?
Wow this is my first hearing this update?