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Foreign Affairs / Re: Melania Trump Unveils Christmas Decorations At The White House (photos) by Ahumanbeing: 9:55am On Dec 01, 2020
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ImadeUReadThis:
She ain't going no where


More worse for Biden Negroes as Trump team file out evidence of voter fraud to electoral college


Read and weep


1. Late on election night, with Trump comfortably ahead, many swing states stopped counting ballots. In most cases, observers were removed from the counting facilities. Counting generally continued without the observers

2. Statistically abnormal vote counts were the new normal when counting resumed. They were unusually large in size (hundreds of thousands) and had an unusually high (90 percent and above) Biden-to-Trump ratio

3. Late arriving ballots were counted. In Pennsylvania, 23,000 absentee ballots have impossible postal return dates and another 86,000 have such extraordinary return dates they raise serious questions

4. The failure to match signatures on mail-in ballots. The destruction of mail in ballot envelopes, which must contain signatures

5. Historically low absentee ballot rejection rates despite the massive expansion of mail voting. Such is Biden’s narrow margin that, as political analyst Robert Barnes observes, ‘If the states simply imposed the same absentee ballot rejection rate as recent cycles, then Trump wins the election’

6. Missing votes. In Delaware County, Pennsylvania, 50,000 votes held on 47 USB cards are missing

7. Non-resident voters. Matt Braynard’s Voter Integrity Project estimates that 20,312 people who no longer met residency requirements cast ballots in Georgia. Biden’s margin is 12,670 votes

8. Serious ‘chain of custody’ breakdowns. Invalid residential addresses. Record numbers of dead people voting. Ballots in pristine condition without creases, that is, they had not been mailed in envelopes as required by law

9. Statistical anomalies. In Georgia, Biden overtook Trump with 89 percent of the votes counted. For the next 53 batches of votes counted, Biden led Trump by the same exact 50.05 to 49.95 percent margin in every single batch. It is particularly perplexing that all statistical anomalies and tabulation abnormalities were in Biden’s favor. Clearly something peculiar happened.


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grin

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Crime / Nigerians Were Laughing At Ghana And SA When This Happened To Them, But Now See by Ahumanbeing: 7:51am On Dec 01, 2020
Gradually, they are penetrating.

Politics / Re: How Northern Big Boys Lavish Money (Video) by Ahumanbeing: 7:50pm On Nov 28, 2020
Can't seem to understand why y'all be booking space for this shitty news

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Business / Re: My Fiverr success thread by Ahumanbeing: 9:40am On Nov 27, 2020
November started very cool, had three orders between 1 - 3rd, but since then I didn't get anything, just yesternight I was complaining to my friend about it - this morning I woke up to two orders worth 150+ I've delivered one cuz I had d negotiation a week ago then d guy went offline, so I already finished d job before he placed an order.

However, the second guy is an "iNdIan" these group of people are very corny, started his offer at 70, he begged till I agreed 45, now oga pay he's saying he'll pay only 10$ advanced then when I deliver it he'll complete the 35$ omoh, even if I'm drunk I can't do that bs.

So if you can do a work of 45$ for 10$ advance payment, send a message lemme link you.

Education / Re: Nnpc/snepco And Seplat Scholarship Discussion Thread 2020. by Ahumanbeing: 5:55am On Nov 27, 2020
NNPC total ✓
Religion / Re: Man Denounces Christianity, Accepts Ijaw Deity Worship In Bayelsa(Pix) by Ahumanbeing: 7:22pm On Nov 25, 2020
TMSMedia:
"I Realized I Have Been Duped By Foreign Myths" - Nigerian Man Publicly Denounces Christianity, Accepts Ijaw Deity Worship (Photos)

A man identified as Bodmas Prince Kemepadei from Sagbama, Bayelsa State has publicly denounced his Christianity and accepted the Egbesu worship, IgbereTV reports.

Egbesu is an ancient war deity entrusted to the Ijaw ethnic nation by the Almighty to defend themselves in times of war and oppression. The ancient cult declined after the successful British occupation of the Ijaw lands in the late 19th century.

The Niger Delta University, Wilberforce Island graduate took to Facebook on Tuesday, November 24, to announce the denounciation and reaffirm his obeisance to Egbesu deity, saying that he has realized that that he was duped by foreign myths.

According to Kemepadei, he believes that the "true worship of God is in our right conducts and not in religious association and buildings." He concluded by challenging his friends to publicly denounce their Christian faith.

Read his post below.


https://www.facebook.com/100043992782682/posts/214543853355373/?app=fbl
No difference
Celebrities / Watch Burna Boy's Live Performance (VR) From London by Ahumanbeing: 11:56am On Nov 23, 2020
Burnaboy live singing in rememberance of 20 10 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W68AV41je98
NYSC / Re: Shy Guy's Experience Of Lagos Nysc Camp... by Ahumanbeing: 3:23pm On Nov 22, 2020
manlikevee:


Nd Donald trump
Op you dey on something oh cheesy
Education / Re: Amazing Argumentative Topics For Essay Writing - Myperfectwords by Ahumanbeing: 1:35pm On Nov 22, 2020
What's going on here
Phones / Re: Bootloop by Ahumanbeing: 6:23am On Nov 21, 2020
victorix:


You're very correct. It's a pouvoir 3 air. So, just formatting it will cause Dm-verify error?
Yeah sometimes just charging with a wrong charger causes the error, I think tecno didn't test the OS of this pouvoir cuz I've seen numerous complains on Google about this dm-verity error..

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Phones / Re: Bootloop by Ahumanbeing: 5:38am On Nov 21, 2020
victorix:
I have suffered today because of a stupid Tecno phone that is not even mine. I was on my own when my neighbour came knocking on my door. She said her phone has been hanging and asked if I could help her factory reset it. Factory reset? "Your files nko?" She said I should just go ahead and reset. I nodded. She went away saying she will come back to check later.

I went to normal setting o and factory reset the phone. After 30 minutes, the phone was still booting. I whispered to myself, "Wahala!" One hour gone and the phone was stucked on the boot logo rebooting every minute and having seizures. At that moment, I knew that I have entered one chance. The last time I sweated like this was during my exams in school days. Knowing that my neighbour is a very troublesome woman, I quickly rushed to the nearest phone technician to "flash" the phone. We agreed price. I was sweating badly. After waiting for about 30mins, the guy said he couldn't fix the phone. I rushed to another guy, 40 mins and the guy nodded his head saying he couldn't fix it, too. As I write this, I'm at home right now waiting for my really troublesome neighbour to come. I don't even know what to tell the woman. All I did was to factory reset a phone. Isn't that normal? Who send me work now. cry
Dm-verity error is exclusive to tecno pouvoir and calcare can fix it, should be free.
Education / What Are The Worst Mistakes You Made While Studying Engineering? by Ahumanbeing: 4:24pm On Nov 20, 2020
Hello everyone, just a random question that came up; What are the worst mistakes you made while studying Engineering during your undergraduate days, and the advice you'll give undergraduate students if they go through those experiences.
Anything at all, Academics, social life, opportunities and general living. Ty.
Crime / Re: Man Kills His Two Children In Niger State, Claims It Was An 'Act Of God' by Ahumanbeing: 1:20pm On Nov 20, 2020
Righteousness89:
The FOOLISH AFRICAN is Wicked!
The Father of all liars has Finished his work of to kill and Destroy on this young man, Only for him to blame GOD..

This is Exactly what many folks here do! They get involved in Wicked acts and evil and they blame the Only Good GOD for their acts..

There is Need for all and Sundry to understand that GOD Almighty is the Solution and not the Problem of Humanity!

When you, through your Character or ignorance give allowance to the Father of all liars! Then you become a casualty or Instrument of strange acts, Wickedness and evils..

So much Evil and Wickedness abound! Only the Precious Blood of JESUS Christ has the Capacity and Capability to Clean up a Man/woman..
Romance / Re: Righteousness98 Finally Exposed!!! by Ahumanbeing: 12:47pm On Nov 20, 2020
fati2001:


BASTARD SON OF A BILLION FATHERS DON'T COMPARE ME TO UR MOM THE OVERUSED SLACK BITCH SHE'S.
This idiot is pained cheesy
TV/Movies / Re: Kunle Afolayan Blasts Man Who Asked Why 'Citation' Doesn't Have Subtitles by Ahumanbeing: 12:35pm On Nov 20, 2020
Sounds like a bitch

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Politics / Re: UK Petrol Car Ban Threatens Nigeria’s Oil Sales by Ahumanbeing: 12:10pm On Nov 20, 2020
Dedetwo:


Most Africans are dunces. The Biden in US had hinted 2025 as the time to phase out petrol-powered vehicles in US yet most foolish Nigerians want such person in power. When will African learn how to play politics?
No one asked you to explain the dumb nature of your Relatives.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido: “Mayorkun Is Bigger Than Me, Wizkid And Burna Boy” (Video) by Ahumanbeing: 12:08pm On Nov 20, 2020
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PriestDaniz:
I wouldn't wipe my ass with the photos of Wizkid and Burna Boy not to talk of Mayorkun,we OBO fans self dey manage am because normally him mess up this year,his songs this year weren't interesting one bit, neither were that of the African Ant and his side kick.

Las las,na their money,I listen to
Travis Scott
Young Thug
Lil Durk
Ace Hood
Rick Ross
Future
Lucky Dube
Sia
Toosii
Meek Mill

these guys tell you about the street life,how it goes,what to do and what not to do in the street or you'll get bleeped up.
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I listen to these guys too, but you sound like a petty asslicker.

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Romance / Re: Really Frustrated My Wife Keeps Denying Me Sex by Ahumanbeing: 9:24am On Nov 20, 2020
Fidelismaria:
[s]You're a BLOODY SIMP

Lol, you even wash and iron your wife clothes!!![/s]

TUFIAKWA
Alfa mail

Mr op, idk why you're stressing yourself when you can get a second wife, it's African culture to be polygamous so don't be scared.
Education / Re: IN PICTURES: USA President-elect Joe Biden And South Africa by Ahumanbeing: 11:48pm On Nov 12, 2020
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KLEINBASS:


So Nigeria deserves goodness while it's citizens run all over to be barbarians in other countries. South Africa ans pride in their own and will never go to another country to beg to be treated like humans.
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Your opinion is useless to me, boy.
Education / Re: IN PICTURES: USA President-elect Joe Biden And South Africa by Ahumanbeing: 7:26am On Nov 09, 2020
South Africa doesn't deserve goodness, it might come to them through luck or privilege
Politics / Re: Nigerians React To The Planned 2nd Phase Of The #ENDSARS PROTEST by Ahumanbeing: 9:22pm On Nov 07, 2020
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BIGGESThead6:
Only BIAFRANS will protest this time.
I urge the Nigerian security forces to shoot any individual or group, who are protesting. They are IPOB TERRORIST
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Thou shall not kill

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden Has Won Yet Trump Will Continue As President by Ahumanbeing: 8:04am On Nov 07, 2020
LucifersLight:
Restricted nd banned just because the world detests LIES Why ban me
Politics / Re: Ameachi To Wike " You're Igbo. Stop Denying Your Origin Because Of Politics" by Ahumanbeing: 8:00am On Nov 07, 2020
Seun fake news

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Foreign Affairs / Re: "I Won By Valid Votes"- Trump Issues Press Conference by Ahumanbeing: 7:47am On Nov 06, 2020
NEWSREPORT:
President Trump issues press conference



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r12SeLjm7kc

https://www.facebook.com/153080620724/posts/10165768452915725/

Lalasticlala
Trump gats shut up! When he's winning it's good, but when the people's choice is winning - it's bad

I wonder what righteousness89 and other religious fanatics will make of this lol
Education / Re: Nigerian University Suspends Two Students Over Facebook Posts by Ahumanbeing: 7:43am On Nov 06, 2020
That VC of a secondary school should refer to his Constitution, else the affected Students should sue him and his empty brain to court!
If they're broke let them open a fund me account for the Lawsuit.

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Education / Re: Meet The Korowai Tribe Where Any Woman In The Community Can Breastfeed A Newborn by Ahumanbeing: 7:41am On Nov 06, 2020
Dirty
Business / Re: My Fiverr success thread by Ahumanbeing: 9:21am On Nov 05, 2020
StarDiamonds:
[s]You’ve resorted to selling that scrap you call a course. What course exactly? Have you even made 1k usd yet? No... but you feel you’re a legend in the game already... sad

If anybody buys that thrash you got from the internet, then that person deserves a knock.[/s]
I've made enough money to buy a car without opening a thread on NL to beg the dealer.

The only people authorized to review my services are people who paid me. grin

Also, so far about 8 people have messaged me but I've given only one, to tell you I'm not even interested in selling my Wisdom.

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Business / Re: My Fiverr success thread by Ahumanbeing: 8:32am On Nov 05, 2020
Side gig, first sale since how many months, still grateful
Business / Re: My Fiverr success thread by Ahumanbeing: 6:40am On Nov 03, 2020
This month is gonna be cool, black Friday so most Americans wanna up their game and like make new cool offers.
Try to always be online on Fiverr, or buy my course and be your boss.

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Business / Re: My Fiverr success thread by Ahumanbeing: 6:30am On Nov 03, 2020
Broke ass

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