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BusinessRe: My Fiverr success thread by Ahumanbeing(op): 9:32am On Sep 14, 2020
timifaithus:
Facebook, Twitter and the likes
No.
RomanceRe: I'm Bored Today, So I'm Doing This Naughty Thing [Picture] by Ahumanbeing: 7:26pm On Sep 11, 2020
KOKOwonder:
Compensate me even if its 200 embarassedCompensate me even if its 200
If you're using 9mobile I can share some
RomanceRe: I'm Bored Today, So I'm Doing This Naughty Thing [Picture] by Ahumanbeing: 7:22pm On Sep 11, 2020
iLegendd:
No time to waste. @Ahumanbeing, You're a winner
Received, thanks bro ^_^
RomanceRe: I'm Bored Today, So I'm Doing This Naughty Thing [Picture] by Ahumanbeing: 7:18pm On Sep 11, 2020
iLegendd:
Ahumanbeing just post it here and delete it within 1 minute. I won't quote it.
9mobile
RomanceRe: I'm Bored Today, So I'm Doing This Naughty Thing [Picture] by Ahumanbeing: 7:14pm On Sep 11, 2020
iLegendd:
No time to waste. @Ahumanbeing, you're the winner. Send your number and name of network to get 1k card.
Wow nice, may I mention you in a dead thread?
RomanceRe: I'm Bored Today, So I'm Doing This Naughty Thing [Picture] by Ahumanbeing: 6:27pm On Sep 11, 2020
iLegendd:
Who do you guys think I should crown the winner?

A. Ahumanbeing
B. KOKOwonder

The last one is mine to use for comparison.

Click Like for B and Share for A.

The person with the highest vote wins.

At 11:59 PM, I'll forward the card to the winner and delete all the pictures.
All my fans where una dey cheesy lol
RomanceRe: I'm Bored Today, So I'm Doing This Naughty Thing [Picture] by Ahumanbeing: 4:46pm On Sep 11, 2020
iLegendd:
Ahumanbeing, almost. I'll score you 90% in similarity scale. If no one beats you, I'll send you 1k card.
Lol okay
RomanceRe: I'm Bored Today, So I'm Doing This Naughty Thing [Picture] by Ahumanbeing:
iLegendd:
Today, I'm bored and I wanted to order for bolé, but have decided to use the money to catch cruise.

It doesn't matter if you're a woman or a man. Take a picture of your lips and if it looks like mine, you'll get 1k card. If you don't want to post a colored one, you can post BW.

Picture to be deleted soon.
Well I'm also bored
BusinessRe: My Fiverr success thread by Ahumanbeing(op): 1:36pm On Sep 11, 2020
timifaithus:
Do you promote your gigs?
I don't, how do people promote theirs?
BusinessRe: My Fiverr success thread by Ahumanbeing(op): 1:34pm On Sep 11, 2020
Ahumanbeing:
Some buyers are really weird, I finished this guy's order and delivered, the guy just took the delivery without any reply so I waited three days for the order to be automatically accepted and I get my dolls.
This September another one has taken the order but no one accept am, I've waited A day baba no wan reply again
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I’m Tired Of Life: No Job And No Hope Of Getting A Job by Ahumanbeing: 11:30am On Sep 11, 2020
markang:
I am a Frustrated and depressed Computer Science Graduate. At the moment..i am at a crossroad without direction and out of energy.
Computer science graduate and you cannot design websites, run ads or affiliate marketing and make cash? Didn't you learn any skill nawa o
EducationRe: Today Is My 18th Birthday Advice Me On Life by Ahumanbeing: 5:48pm On Sep 10, 2020
ubunja:
then you tell a man to go have sex with his mother. Where did that come from??
Is that your only problem with me
EducationRe: Today Is My 18th Birthday Advice Me On Life by Ahumanbeing: 5:30pm On Sep 10, 2020
ubunja:
Red Pillers, hate them or whatever don't tell people such crap. Deal with your issues.
Let me Educate you a bit; The red pill isn't a lifestyle centred on sex and uncultured behavior, it's more of a directive and enlightenment to Males. Your personal philosophy of the red pill is centred on sex [which is petty], that's why you feel delighted when a grown-up man will promise Two girls some money (Because of course he's a simp) and then cop-out his promise by demanding "Petty sex". That's not the red pill, that's cowardice and indecisiveness, it seems you have similar traits with that guy. When you make a promise, don't cop-out - keep to your words like a real Alpha male.
EducationRe: Today Is My 18th Birthday Advice Me On Life by Ahumanbeing: 5:09pm On Sep 10, 2020
ubunja:
stop telling people to have sex with their mothers.its gross .
Try again boy grin .
EducationRe: Today Is My 18th Birthday Advice Me On Life by Ahumanbeing: 5:05pm On Sep 10, 2020
ubunja:
I'm not the one telling people to go Bleep their mothers.what kind of person says that??
Is this your only retort? Lol too stale, try again
EducationRe: Today Is My 18th Birthday Advice Me On Life by Ahumanbeing: 8:41am On Sep 10, 2020
ubunja:
even people corrected you. ..


So please, just sit down and work on yourself. You've more personal issues to deal with than ubunja and the Red Pill.
bwahaha this guy, it's suprising to know your ego is this fragile. Idk whats even giving you the impresshion that i care about you enough to even 'deal' lol beta find your humble followers and tell that trash. Youre the one digging into my old comments, so technically youre the one 'dealing' with me haha.
EducationRe: Another Lecturer Caught “Pants-Down” With His Female Student , Busted In The Act by Ahumanbeing: 11:24pm On Sep 09, 2020
MrTAnonymous:
Another Imsu lecturer named Dr. Agomuo who was reportedly the Chemistry Head of Department has been caught for practicing sex for grades with his female student.

This marks the second time a lecturer from the Imo State University in Owerri, Imo State, Nigeria has been caught in the same act.

The first one that circulated on all social media platforms was one Mr. Obinna Njoku was the chemistry department who was caught on tape masturbating in his office.

In a trending video, Dr. Agommuo, BCM lecturer who was reportedly the one time Chemistry HOD has since been arrested for giving better grades to his female students after making out with them.


Watch video below;

https://ghclues.com/hot-vibes/just-in-another-lecturer-caught-pants-down-with-his-female-student-busted-in-the-act-18-video


Lalasticlala Richiez Fynestboi olawalebabs
When school resume abeg?
EducationRe: Today Is My 18th Birthday Advice Me On Life by Ahumanbeing: 11:21pm On Sep 09, 2020
ubunja:
Says someone insulting people up and down NL...smh
Oh you quoted my post as a reference to yourself haha, okay

PhonesRe: How To Take Quality Photos With Your iPhone Device(Picture Perfect) by Ahumanbeing: 7:26pm On Sep 09, 2020
RigtousSlawomir:
Damnn Niggarr!


The end is near! angry


Nice one though
Seun this guy is making fun of two lunatics huh
EducationRe: Today Is My 18th Birthday Advice Me On Life by Ahumanbeing: 7:25pm On Sep 09, 2020
Kennyking1234:
cc; Slawomir
cc; ubunja
Lol this boy, you still have a long way to go – judging from your mentions. I'll advice you to discover yourself and monetize your discovery.
CelebritiesRe: Is This Billionaire Daughter Jealous Of Erica Because Of Kiddwaya by Ahumanbeing: 7:21pm On Sep 09, 2020
Seun give this guy ban

RomanceRe: I Caught My Pastor Having Sex With A Female Corp Member by Ahumanbeing: 7:10pm On Sep 09, 2020
Bofoy4:
Fellow nairalanders pls i need una advice on this matter, I caught my pastor having sex with a fellow corper. I am a Corp member currently serving in one of the northern state, I attended Ecwa church on my arrival to the ppa but due to language barrier cos I don't understand Huasa I decided to switch to living faith church, we are only two myself and a female colleague by April this year my pastor start dating my female colleague, he visit often and a times stayed till night, they will eat together and even watch movie together till 11pm
I didn't mind at first so not to be tag jealous but I was always baffled when he come around for visit as the lady in question is engaged and the pastor is also aware of that. To shorten the story. On Thursday last week I left her in the lodge ( corpers Lodge) as early as 7:30am for school for waec things suddenly NEPA gave light I and one other staff from the school came back to charge phone I was shock to the marrow seeing my pastor having with my female colleague inside her room. Pls I'm mad, I'm confused what should I do. This is not ajoke it real
I need advice should I inform her man or let other church members know whatsup ??
Inform her man, take photos and send to her man. Ignore the FOO.LS telling you to ignore an engaged hoe having sex with one stupid "god of man".
HealthRe: Nigeria overtakes India as world capital for under-five deaths by Ahumanbeing: 7:02pm On Sep 09, 2020
Sai baba
ProgrammingRe: Seun Must Hire Me As His UI Designer Oh, Take A Look At This Design For NL by Ahumanbeing: 10:01am On Sep 09, 2020
Talk24:
The topic is just a joke ooh, Seun is free to hire who ever he wants (LOL)
I've been designing this for several hours now. What do you think guys? I designed it using Lunacy for Windows. Lunacy is a prototyping software just like Adobe XD and Sketch.
I am not affiliated with Nairaland.com. This is just a concept to show how Nairaland app could redesigned in future updates.
Here are the new features I added in my design:
- Dislike button
- Badges
- Bookmarks and Shares
- Dark mode
In my design, you can switch between the popular tab and the personalized tab. The 'popular' tab is where all editor picked threads are displayed. Basically the 'popular' tab is the equivalent of the frontpage. The 'personalized' tab shows threads that are in correlation with your interests. So if you are interested in fashion, You Will find several threads about fashion in your personalized tab.
PLEASE RATE ON A SCALE OF 1-10
Nairaland image compression system messed with the quality of the images
Too common, almost all websites and blog have this layout, Nairaland is a forum! It has to be unique.
I'll give it a 3/10 , I for give you 4 but you used a white woman's picture instead of an African for this first icon
WebmastersRe: Your Adsense Ad Display Settings- PLEASE ADVISE by Ahumanbeing: 8:57am On Sep 09, 2020
Pablo25:
i saw this it on my blog at the back end

please what does it mean
Blogger or wp
EducationRe: Nnpc/snepco And Seplat Scholarship Discussion Thread 2020. by Ahumanbeing:
MrJavaS:
Would you mind telling me a little about scholastica. I am actually in 300 level and I heard from some coursemates that all seplat does it to shortlist candidates via email. Is scholastica connected to seplat in anyway?
Scholastica is a link between scholarship sponsors and students. Just like jamb which is a link b/w uni and jambite, you get shortlisted through the email you provide for scholastica
RomanceRe: Woman Lied To Her Husband About Going Shopping In Turkey See What Happened ... by Ahumanbeing: 5:24pm On Sep 08, 2020
Knocknock:
Nigerian Woman Lied To Her Husband About Going Shopping In Turkey, Dies While Undergoing Plastic Surgery

She is preparing for her 40th birthday and lied to her husband that she’s going shopping in Turkey.
Alas she went to do tummy tuck and did not wake up after the operation. Her husband was informed by her friends she traveled with.

She left 3 children behind and her husband.
Please ladies stop putting your body to be butchered, all because of men and friends including social media.


Source: http://onevoiceng.com/nigerian-woman-lied-to-her-husband-about-going-shopping-in-turkey-see-what-happened-to-her/
In a sane country, investigation would be carried out.
In the country of jokers, people would believe anything, make fun of the dead and then forget the case.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: See The Three Love Notes Ozo Wrote To Nengi (Photos) by Ahumanbeing: 5:20pm On Sep 08, 2020
AGNESikpuNNU:
SIMPson

RomanceRe: Navy sailors by Ahumanbeing(op): 3:19pm On Sep 08, 2020
goodnewscliff:
All hail 9ja women!!!!!

People say " who no like better thing "

Cos only nigerians say that smiley wink
cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy lol
Money humbles a woman
RomanceNavy sailors by Ahumanbeing(op):
I just saw a trending post on one of my Facebook groups, I usually see guys introduce themselves and get only few post engagements, but this US Navy sailor introduced himself with three photos, more than 500 Nigerian girls have lost their pride on top him matter hahaha cheesy
These same girls do snub the Naija guys, but as this one don chop USA soil, he's a "Real guy" lol

DUMBFOUNDED cheesy that one touch me haha

Technology MarketWho Sells This Spy Device In Nigeria by Ahumanbeing(op): 12:18pm On Sep 08, 2020
Please where can I get this bicycle and price range in Nigerian Naira

PhonesRe: Iphone 7 Or Redmi N9? by Ahumanbeing: 12:12pm On Sep 08, 2020
Martdc:
Need a little help guys! Planning on getting a new phone but i don't know which one to chose between IPhone 7 and Redmi note9... I'm quite a novice when it comes to phone specs, so i need suggestions!! Thank you.
6s plus has better battery, consumes less memory space for photos and has larger screen, louder speaker.

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