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Ograke:
Gbagaun!

Just kidding. lol

But seriously, there is nothing like 'most simplest'. That's a grammatical blunder. It's 'simplest'. The use of double superlatives is wrong in English language.

So, you should have said 'is the simplest' and not 'is the most simplest'.

Cheers.

mathematics is my hobby.
You can go on to correct me, but one day you will make blunder that one will still correct you.
Cheers

RoastedCorn:
and when I say maths is simpler than English . . they will be saying I'm talking under the influence of weed

Maths is the most simplest, then Physics.
I will never correct anyone if he or she made mistake in English.
No one is perfect in English. The language is changing everyday. While Almighty Formula remains constant for several years.

dguizman:
God go purnish anybody wey advise me or tell me say make I marry oyinbo.....Black is beautiful.

Guy you lied.
White is beautiful

May her soul rest in peace. So painful

I am used to etisalat, glo and mtn that give out mb after recharging. Any Airtel user that know how i can be getting mb after recharging?

josh4ever:
With such grammar, I'm not shocked that the employment rate is high...

Kindly work on ur grammar. It's what might make you stand out from others, really!

Thank you Sir, i will do just that.
Anyway, i was in haste to type and let people know what is going on around the world.

pstboi:
Give me 5 good reasons why they should be arrested? it is by force. continue to do your sense job and eat like ant why ur oga drain and dump you.

i am suspecting you to be one of them, because you talked the same way the lectures goes.

looseweight:
Op, go and retrieve your phone was soon as possible...

Thanks jare.
I will do that right away

mrbillz:
À ni ri iru è mo o! It could be a blessing in disguise. Just be hopeful

Thanks bro. You just said what my father told me.
He said who took the phone takes away every suffering in my life.

ednut1:
This your english na die o. U were advised not to go but u didn't listen, well it serves u right

Grow the Bleep up and grow up man.
Do you have sympathy at all?
I am talking about my bad day experience. You are here checking my bad english.

I was invited for an interview today.
This was the msg.
HSE/MICR008
Lambert Consult reffered you to 58, Bode Thomas str. Opposite Gific, near Eko Club for an interview 19/12/15 by 10AM.

When i got there i saw the building looking like someone house property. Then i pause thinking of nairaland advice on GNLD. I advice myself to go back home base on the building stuctures, but i later give a try.
Three things were in my mind.
They could be real, GNLD and Ritualist. Then i enter the building, saw four guys with a very matured man among them. I make chat with them and was told they are for the interview too. The matured man should be age between 50-55 with a wide working experience. He traveled down to lagos with a car. According to him, He has 23 yrs working experience in oil and gas company as a safety officer. Dont know what brought him there anyway.
Here comes the interview.
We introduced ourselves to one ugly man. Infact, the way the chairs were arrange tells me they are GNLD. He gave us question to be answered for 30min.
I started telling myself if i had known i would have followed my mind to go back home.
Another lady called Amarachi was introduced to us for lecturing.
Telling us your certificate is useless. In this place, we open your eyes bla bla bla..... At the end we were told if you want to be a partner come this way. If you want to be an employee come this way. I join those for employee. Those to be a patner with them, you are to pay 14,000. Those for employee you pay nothing and i said thank God.
The funniest of it all, i was the best dresser with my black suit and tie.
Finally, what makes my day sad was that before i got home, my Android phone was stolen in a bus at Onipan. I knew the guy that stole the phone, but he got down at Onipan before i knew my phone was gone.
I am so so sad at the moment.
Lost my contact on my submitted CV to different organizations.
I prayed to consider my email instead of phone number.

I tried anyway. All questions are electrical. The funny part is I didn't study electrical engineering. I study Material & Production engineering. I did my best. I hope to here them soon.
50 objective questions. pure electrical.

Lambert Consult referred you for an interview to 58 Bode Thomas Street, Opposite Gific (No. 47). Near Eko Club, Surulere Lagos, on Saturday, 19/12/15 by 10AM.
Please is this firm real or scam. has anyone heard about them?

Aint getting help here

You are invited for an aptitude test at Eko Electricity Distribution Plc 24/25 Marina Lagos by 10am tomorrow, thursday 17th Dec. Pls come along with original & copies of your credentials including NYSC, birth cert. & 2 white background passport.
Pls nairaland, does anyone have idea of how their test looks like. please help me grab this opportunity because i didn't study electrical engineering. thanks

Op I hope you are putting down the numbers of those interested. maybe you can get the target yourself. Lol

FYB:
I will definitely benefit from the advice given here, cus im facing similar decision

same here broad. in fact, white lady wish to marry me
coming to Nigeria soon. finished service last month. the stress I have pass through searching for job alone. I am becoming losing hope.
Don't know if to go with this lady.

If you got 14, then you are correct. seems almost everyone failed. Roll1: red box all through what are you to multiply to give 27 is 3. thus, red box=3. so that 3*3*3=27 Roll2: Recall, red box=3 what are you to multiply 3times by red box to give 24 is 2. so that 2*2*2*3=24 Roll3: Recall,red box=3, green triangle=2, the two blue circles will contain 4 each. so that 3*2*4*4=96 Roll4: given that, red box=3, green triangle=2, blue circle=4 using bodmas (4+3).2 in further maths, dot represents multiplication Thus, (4+3)*2= 7*2= 14 therefore the final answer is 14 simple as ABC

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its unfortunate no one has answer for this

please nl, I always have my research work indicated in my CV. Meanwhile, the research has not been published because I have no money yet to do so. But I can confidently defend it. I have it as power point presentation. Please, is it right to indicate in my CV?

Please I need advice from the experience ones. I have been having the issue of premature ejaculation for long. in 20 seconds I ejaculate.
please I need someone to tell me the best pill to be taking without side effect. Thanks

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Hi.
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I have been with this pain for10yrs now. I went to igbobi orthopedic and did xray. after xray, it seems the doctor sees nothing in the pelvic xray I did. he gave some drug to take. up til now am still feeling the pain

kunlexolu:
TESTED AND TRUSTED.. i used samsu oil this afternoon, and i was like a beast during s*x!! Guys go get one if you want to improve in the department...... its just N440

Which pharmacy can I get it? let me give it a try

I bought a universal modem inserted my glo sim. At first time I was using it to brows but for like 3 days now I can't connect. when I click connect, it will be authenticating then disconnected after some time. please could this be network problem?

the modem is universal