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rhazur: Am in again at last!!!
Hmm.....network is not a small sumtin ere at Obubra camp Cross River....been trying to connect to the internet to no avail.
Let me just give a recap.....normal parade practice from 6.30am to 8.15am so we cud get ready for swearing in.
10.10am Swearing in time. Just the normal procedure;attention,remove headcap,up,up.....so help me God.....replace headcap,up,up....shun.
The SSG was around to represent the governor of cross river sen liyel imoke.
Less i forget i met Alice earlier today......wud talk abt dat later.
One interesting tin happened......did i tell u 70% of corpers at obubra are NDIGBO (igbo kwenu)!! Back to d story TUNJI my namesake we rocked and made it a OPC tin,even started intmidating the ndigbo populace but i noticed sumtin they lyked us probably they felt we were funny or d normal ndigbo tinking of seein we yoruba pipz as touts. I lyked d attention and i dnt care abt wat they felt bt i know we rocked.....the perfect tag team.
1+8,2+7,3+6,4+5...yeah you guessed ryt 9....PLATOON 9. Guess who was also in platoon 9.....my namesake. We then started campaigning to our fellow yoruba corpers abt avin a yoruba platoon leader and not an ibo platoon leader cud ethnicity fued be in me or i was just avin the fun of it cos ofcourse dat wudnt be cos of i had one in mind Alice.
My team.....i had to use dat cos wen we got seperated during the evening parade and i must say dat was the most boring 15mins eva since i met my namesake. We practically made jokes abt everytin we saw skinny legs,fat babes, slim babes,tall babes,creme babes,noncreme babes,pimpled faced babes,soldiers,manowar guys i mean we put anything we saw to amuse our fellow platooners.
Fud Fud Fud....had to get d card signed cos my favourite was d course meal EBA....OH MY EBA but sumfin caught my attention i saw the ladies were much on the queue even for eba i tot...i mean with the creme babes (as dr. Meeky wud say) i guess ladies loved it or they just had no option.
Left the evening parade late around 7pm,went to for prayers,had my bathe............................................ ....
***jst tinking aloud now jare***
ALICE OR IFE Did i jst say ife? Dat anoda dicussion jare.
I only hope the network favours me 2mao for anoda daily update live from Obubra, Cross River.





Always remember dis RESULTS WOULD CANCEL INSULTS!!!

Rhazur my nigga ...some crazy guy guys behind me during d parade will yell " Remove ur dress (instead of remove ur head gear) gear " "pam" hehehehehe gud 2 knw u re avin fun too..am also in platoon9 o..We have dis macho..guy dat z definitely goin..2 win d macho contest..Very oppressin nigga ..His muscles re almost rippin of his white t-shirts..non of his kits fitted him except d white t-shirts n d shorts..d babes too re really leavin up to expectation..d camp is mostly dominated by d ladies ..d camp director made it known 2day..over 1100 female corpers and abt 800 male corpers..D first lady of lagos state came yesterday to empower us wiv her words of wisdom n lecture on skill acquisition .After that,Honey Well Company Sponsored a Welcome party at 8pm yday for us n offered free meals to some selected platoons reasons I dnt knw... D energy dis babes whr generating during d party(on d camp ground) was enuf to power a nation..hehehehe dere was dis one chic twerk dat was drivin me nuts last nyt hehehehehe..anoda chic..was jus making guys take turns 2 get a boner ...All dis CU gehs ehn ..chei dey av practically mastered d art of whininin..na dem Unilag, Lasu n other private uni throw 4 hia t it got 2 a point I had 2 adjust my waistpouch 2 hinder jack from risin 2 d occasion...hehehehe last nyt was just magical..even some soldiers didn't miss out ..dey too wanted 2 savor d moment caz dere were so many chics to go around...
Today after d morning drills, We sat on d tarred camp ground to receive a lecture on "fire" from a FRSC officer..ended abt 20 mins ago.. Update reachin u 4rm my bunk....

I took dis shot 4rm my room... don dey dodge parade since I come ;Dhehehehe...unfortunately 2mao parade is inevitable..we re expected to be claded in our khaki outfits b cuz na sworn-in ceremony n Fashola z gona grace d event.

prixxy7: ok very helpful. Tanx a lot. Wat about d condition of d hostels? Now dis ȋ̝̊̅§ wea buksich ȋ̝̊̅§ needed? To tel us females bou d female hostel.

the gals hostel z nt dt bad ..abt 10-12 bunks in a room..so I heard.. Water readily available..Atm also in d camp and Power Supply is nt dat bad..

prixxy7: pls wat ar d required documents ƒø̲̣̣я̅ registration? And how many pairs of white shirt wea U̶̲̥̅̊ guys given?h

u will av to come with ur call up letter, original statement of result (laminated or not) ur I d card..also photcopies (atleast 10 copies shud do) of d above mentioned documents re required nd 20 pieces of passport(IMO) wiv red background..I gat 2 of d plain white t-shirts, d white t-shirt wiv d crested nysc logo along wiv d 2 flappy shorts, a white shoe, d overall khaki outfit and the orange boots. Ensure u go with ur stapler, gum and scissors or blade

Corpers still trying get their groove on on a wet wednesday..at the camp ground

Corpers still trying get their groove on a wet wednesday..at the camp ground

prixxy7: Aircom pls, ur update about d lagos camp wuld be extremely useful to me. U̶̲̥̅̊ mean a bucket of water costs 5h And d passport, must U̶̲̥̅̊ snap passport dea? Wat if U̶̲̥̅̊ already gat passport? And wat documents did D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ require of U̶̲̥̅̊ guys Pls just kindly reply me. Tanx

Wat Lagos Camp officials needs is a passport with a red background. Any passport contrary to dis will be rejected..nd please guys ur I. D card is freakin mandatdory over here no lose am o..else oyo z ur case..2day's parade slated 4 9am was suspended bcuz d rain..na so so pregnant full my platoon whr da heck is Buksich

debygirly: 4 real? 500h 4 1 bucket? Na wa oo! Tot waater wasn't a problem in lag camp

my dear I dnt av a choice o.. wat happens shud water stop runnin.. dere's water o 4 nw sha buh I doubt if d supply is regular caz ppl were complainin in d afternoon..abt no water..d hostels re okay atleast we sleep with light n few lucky ppl av working AC outlets beside their bunks

Samguine: Sorry guys. Network has been useless here. I dey beside toilet now. Na der network dey.

Ogun camp make sense. Reg was fast. I used only 3 passports and NO photocopies whatsoever. Participated in two drilling sessions. Rain has been disturbing us. You can buy practically everything here. I just bought a bucket of water for 50 naira here. I had to exchange with two different people before I could get the right size for my shoe. Maami dey make sense. Sampled some eba and vegetables. The kitchen soup is useless. We had egusi and eba for dinner. You dont have to buy pure water to drink, because you ;Dseparate the egusi and water from the soup. I can use my khaki as a bed spread...its that big . It is with the tailor as we speak. A lot of creamy babes here..fat, slim, orobo, short, tall etc. In my room now, wld buzz u guys later .

Samguine Be grateful u were nt posted 2 lag o..a bucket here cost 500 naira..u"ll get 20 passports for 2000 naira outside d camp o..dnt lemme talk abt d lengthy queues dat took forever 2 end 2day..dis chic in 4rnt of me was jus slappin her hair every 5mins bcuz of d lightshowers ... almost done with registration will collect my khakis 2mao reportin live from lagos.. since dis my bunkie snorin like a truck no gree me sleep

Valentinooo: My unfeigned appreciation goes to God almighty for his provisions, protection, guidance right from the time of 200days, 100days, 50days to go, the gists, fights, flirts, jokes etc. Even after some of us fell sick it didn't knock us down.

Double twale for my oga seun osewa for creating this platform connecting different intellectuals, with resplendent and effulgent future coupled with their great charisma together under the umbrella of B14. May God bless your hustle bro.

And to my oga yokiti, you're highly appreciated bro for the loads of undiluted and first hand monumental info you kept giving the house. I pray that God will continue to protect you and grant you your heart desires. Success and God's favour I wished for you in everything you do.
Thank you very much bro, we are very grateful.

And to my fellow corpers Smeeky, meeky, samguine, cutiepie01, Prixxy7, zerray, whytjane, GodsFavourite1, Hisexcellencie, Skateboard, sokarsenal, macuwon, kcee, Ojestas, Rhazur(now the Result has finally cancelled all the insults), Cleoqueen, Lorddaywalker, DrPhilABd, TiffanyJ, Miner13, Rationalmind, Rd2010, Highmey, Okikpo, Azyd, Ifyzo, Suyamaster, Darkchocolate, Hamzeiy, REDBUNNY, Siegfried, Buksich, ajasa4link, bioduneberry,
Gaetano, opeyemia, sugarkemi, olaoyekemi, AdaEkube, yorex2011, Richydos, SignorOlamy, Ewiss, heemah, Gbajabiamila1, Fluffy22(wishing you a safe delivery ma), kennykg, ENIMONEY, moshmod101, mikedimeji, adedeii65, Cutekemitola, sokarsenal, HuckleberryFinn, sowl, sweetyEse, chykmoni, aircom, Footlocker, adonismuller, AngelaHamza, debygirly, Ptoocool, AnosikeChibueze, nifton, kinth, Easyjay(my very good friend), ismolicious, honeydear, ikescope, osemu8, Jimwalex, bentonmaye, Bacteriocin, tnuola, emenik08, jamanuka, karleone, and lots of others I don't remember to mention, you guys are wonderful. I pray that God will continue to protect n guide us in all our dealings, after service I pray for very good jobs and a great means of survival for everybody. Wishing you all success, prosperity, God's favour in everything we do; successful, injury-free camping and a safe trip to our various camps.

And to those of us in stream2, let's continue catching the fun and enjoying ourselves until it's our turn. So wishing you guys a happy enjoyment

And to my fellow niggas in C14, we appreciate you all for your contributions and God bless


Missing you guys already and wish we could meet one day.
Thank you all for your contributions and wishing everybody journey mercy to our various camps.

Long live Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Long Live 2014 batch B corpers.

Much Respect to u boss..Its been fun following this thread..You guys are da ishhh..To otondos already at their states of deployment, Wish y'all a fruitful and funfilled service n those yet to reach their destinations,I pray God grant us journey mercies.#EnrouteIyanaIpaja Good Morning House

toludimpz: i réside in lagos, iyana ipaja to be précise . I intend going on Tuesday.

dere's nothing berra dan this..ur house..a stone throw away from..d camp..abeg carry enuf edibles..o I travel light

toludimpz: Hi guys, posted to lag, stream1.

u re welcome o..where do u reside and when are u goin to camp?

toludimpz: Hi guys, posted to lag, stream1.

u re welcome o..where do u reside n when re u goin to camp?

ephizywizy: Am sholanke johnson by name. Posted to lasgidi stream1. Reach me on 08067975220 or 7E3B8685

Na wa o.. Vewi few stream 1 corps..am also stream 1

buksich: Lagos,stream 1 also

Wow cool...So when are u goin to camp...?

Emphany: Ken wen u dey enta camp

Guy e be like say na Monday evening o..n u...? When u dey storm Sokoto..

rhazur: Aircom i hear say u don reach lagos??

yes o..Bro came in yesterday.. got some stuffs 4 camp bro..abeg na only me n adannaya dey waka go lasgidi stream1..4 dis thread..??

toludimpz: Lagos Camp ! Dunno which stream yet though. #teamOAU.

No be only u waka come o..welcome onboard

Samguine: Ogun State it is

Was really lookin forward 2 chillin wiv u o in d Flesh

cutiepie01: Thats nice.I'll be going 2mao morning.Pls whats d procedure and d requirements needed 4 d collection?

1.Original Clearance issued by the student affairs.

2.Photocopy of Statement of Result.

3.Photocopy of I.D card.

4. Receipt issued upon d payment of 3000. Naira

5.Receipt issued upon d payment of 5000 naira (for those who came through remedial programme)

#Enroute to lasgidi

yetunde01: Still waiting for those joining me

hello...I av bin posted to lag o...stream 1

Yes o...cutiepie01 Yaff collected my call up letter o..anyone posted 2 lag (1st stream ..o)? Pls hala me...

Futminna peeps..

Requirements for Collection of Call up letters are as follows;

1. Original Clearance form issued by the Student Affairs.

2. Photocopy of Statement of Result.
3. Photocopy of I.D card.

4. Receipt issued upon d payment of 3000 naira for the Clearance form

5.Receipt issued upon d payment of 5000 naira ( For those who came in through the Remedial Programme of the University)

heemah: Jazakillahu Khairan...Taqabbal minna wa mink

Heemah Gudmorning got ur msg wassup? Gudmawnin Everyone in d hauz....May d lord favor us regardin our posting 2day..

toluxa1: Kano

na wa o re u still in schl..?

Samguine: Why you work am then? . I hope we jam in Iyana Ipaja camp on Tuesday next week.

guy honestly na abj or ph I tell my aunt..o she no gree ..after dat banex plaza bomb blast..she changed her mind..

cutiepie01: Pls hows youth service in abj?Never dreamt i'll serve here,all my mind has been in SS and SW.
Do they pay alawee apart 4rm d 19,800?Must one work one's PPA to get a nice place?where are the common places they post ppl without working it?if a person is posted 2 a schl,what kind of schl is it likely 2 be?footlocker and anyone with useful info pls ur response needed!

I wish we cud trade places..Lag traffic is unbearable

sokarsenal: . OLALEYE SOFUSI........PHYSIcS department...........FUTminna......please help me check, please, thank u

Will definitely check 4 u 2mao

Emphany: All My BATCH B sokoto people..where una dey especialy if you live in Lasgidi...don't want2 travel alone

oh jessie my hommie.. tough luv

jamanuka: aircom bro...this one am hearing they posted someone to Adamawa...I thought NYSC said they are not posting anyone to Adamawa,Yobe n Borno except on request or did the person request for it?

Guy it beats me too o.over here its like if u dnt influence it dey will drag u too d north..4rm wat I observed sha

abdulwastecx: omo na geology u finish from?

Na boss..Physics

cutiepie01: Thanks dear.Its mixed feeling 4 me,but i thank God!

u re welcome..theresa was posted to jigawa..chinwe also to abj..Sumanu Peter to adamawa..Shola to gombe..joyce to Osun..julius to kwara..it appears am d only one posted 2 lag 4rm our dept..n it seems to apply to other departments..They post only one graduate 4 each department to lag which is pretty jacked up