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NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 8:14pm On Aug 26, 2014
SerPounce: Aircom, buksich and Co, where were you posted?
I got posted to Lagos electricity Board at old secretariat Ikeja...nt everyone got posted to schls and ministries
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 5:02pm On Aug 23, 2014
rationalmind: That's because you didn't rep your platoon grin
Hehehe..evul
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 4:16pm On Aug 23, 2014
*Platoon commander yells *Parade Chun!!! N den we react by stampin our right foot heheehehe..commander yells again * No ninnnnne Platoon will march in sloooow n quick order...Divisiooooon into columns..Byyyy d right.., Right wheel,Sloooooow march ..Up..hehehe when we enter quick time na so dis babe for my front begin dey march like say she dey jump gutter..hehehe I'v bin made a leftmarker 4 my platoon..Buh God knw say Arsenal march is of higher priority today compared 2 d parade practice..
To Stream 2 peeps...tough luv famz...I share ur frustration..What wil be will be ....I dnt knw abt other other camps o buh it has been an exciting atmosphere in lag camp...u verify from buksich Even d soldiers especially my platoon commander cracks us up n encourages us when we fail to react to his command...honestly am nt tryin 2 rub it in any one's face but seriously we all knew they(NYSC) were going 2 work our butts off, b4 we signed up 4 dis stuff...after all d slogan reads " Service and Humility" so let's just learn 2 deal with it..
Currently my platoon is leading in the highest number of wins in competitions hehehehehe..Never bin dis proud of a group b4..tho we suck in parade sha...na dose married women..4 my parade wey no jus wan gree step out..dey no fit carry demselves..arms never in sync..some much fat 4 their thighs so tey their heels no dey touch when we halt...Prixxy No vex o..Dis Ebola scourge raging no be beans o.. God has a reason 4 everything..jus as samguine said or someone said nysc will paste a list of designated banks with their codenumber ranges respectfully, whatever bank ur code number falls within d ranges u go to the d bank with a form(dis form was given to us yday right when we received our alawee)....Since NYSC as a body is confused I dunno when dis will be given 2 u stream2 guys posted 2 lag.. Cutiepie we were given jus one cow by d DG representative, probably caz we re half d amount of u guys in camp.. Whr da heck iz Rhazur o..? My Nigga gimme juicy updates na..
My 2cents... reporting 4rm d camp ground ..One luv pipo
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 2:15pm On Aug 12, 2014
dotchez: purnishment aye. Sorry abt that. Please how much does a meal cost in maami market ? When it is 10pm(that is lights out time) can someone go to the toilet when pressed? Is Garri allowed in? Are we allowed to use ear piece when the lecture is boring. How can I join the OBS
As 4 D calabar kitchen I dey fire dey charge 200-300.bucks 4 a meal( like a plate of poundy n afang soup wiv bottled water)its okay if u ask me
Na wa o..na 4 bed u wan take d dump..Of course na just make sure ur roomleader switches off d light in ur room when d beagle is blown 4 light out..(Which is 10pm) dats all else..whona go do press ups dat nyt till whona gather muscles reach neck...heheheehe Garri, provisions re allowed and u re free to join obs if u want to..
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 2:00pm On Aug 12, 2014
darlingfather: pls guys am in stream 2 lagos iyanapaja,I bought 3shorts for NYSC and they wrote NYSC on them,want to know if they will accept it?
Na its nt allowed o..as long as d camp officials never gave u dat u can get gud shorts at yabam..I mean if u re based in lag..dey also sell shorts here ..in camp
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 1:55pm On Aug 12, 2014
darlingfather: pls guys am in stream 2 lagos iyanapaja,I bought 3shorts for NYSC and they wrote NYSC on them,want to know if they will accept it?
Na its nt allowed o..u can get gud shorts at yaba na..I mean if u re based in lag
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 1:53pm On Aug 12, 2014
prixxy7: which of d two guys ȋ̝̊̅§ aircom?
hehehehe...d nigga with d assumed travelling bag around..o buh its nt really big o..d pouch just looks big
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 1:47pm On Aug 12, 2014
Hissexcellencie: who get that Black travelling bag....sorry waist pouch? grin Na you abi na him?
hehehehehe..dey dere u need 2 c guys dey carry bags wey cross their chest...dey match..4 parade
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 11:33am On Aug 12, 2014
buksich: Iv bn offlyn aircom.yeah,ur I'd card is imprtant,,vy vy imprtant. Tk ur passport photo 4rm hme cuz its vy xpensive hia tho d background ws nt statd buh mk it red. I'm in platoon 4 aircom
Okay..I rep Platoon 9..Oya PM me ur digits o My platoon will trade tackles with platoon 5 on football by 2pm.. o..wish us d best o..
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 11:11am On Aug 12, 2014
Jst took dis shot few mins ago wiv my nigga in d hostel as a result of a boring lecture go on smiley

NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 10:59am On Aug 12, 2014
I jus took dis shot with my roomie b4 goin to d camp ground
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 10:46am On Aug 12, 2014
dotchez: Aircom, pls are we allowed to put on mufti on sundays?
No its nt allowed..if u do..u'd be "allowed" 2 step back into ur room hehehehe and change 2 ur white shirt n khaki..u shud also be on ur white shoes at all times outside d hostel o..especially if u re at maami market my leather slips got seized 4rm me yesterday arnd 9.30pm..yeah it was freakin late n d camp douche made me take it off n walk back 2 d hostel barefooted.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 9:32pm On Aug 10, 2014
prixxy7: tanx bt dea is a working ATM in d camp ryt?
Yeah There is...I even withdrew 2day..They also installed DStv 2day ...so we cud watch arsenal...currently watchin d chelsea match n Yes dere's also sharwama smiley
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 1:13pm On Aug 10, 2014
prixxy7: Hi Aircom, pls do U̶̲̥̅̊ have an idea if we r allowed to receive visitors any day of d week?
Nah..D camp director made it explicitly clear on d camp ground dey wunt welcome visitors.
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 11:55am On Aug 10, 2014
SerPounce: Does that mean it's easy to get an exeat to leave camp?
Well ppl leave mostly on health grounds...n given dis ebola outbreak dat z becomin rampant any seriously ill corper is expected 2 leave d hostel..However d medical staff of d camp plans 2 administer anti malaria drugs 2 all d corpers caz past observation shows dat after d first or second week ppl go down with malaria..my bunkie went home caz we had typhoid ...hopefully he will be back 2day.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 11:41am On Aug 10, 2014
Hissexcellencie: Jeez! So dis kain thing dey maami nawa o! M not much of a player tho' actually I don't play it at all grin lol
Yeah e dey o..buh dem dey extort guys 4 here o..50 bucks per game 4 PES 14 on PS2 and 150 bucks 4 2 games of Fifa 14 on xbox 360..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 9:10pm On Aug 09, 2014
aircom: hey Watsup re u at d camp ground? wud really like 2 see u..
Watsapp me on 08068462141 when u re free.. one nigga jus drag me go maami..market..I wan arrange him Bleep up 4 Fifa 14 ...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 8:51pm On Aug 09, 2014
Darkchocolate: smiley
hey Watsup re u at d camp ground? wud really like 2 see u..
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 8:27pm On Aug 09, 2014
SerPounce: aircom, please your input on the above. Thanks.

P.S, why my autocorrect just dey change ya moniker to 'sitcom' na? cheesy
hehehehe na d idea...Men don't bring it o..laptop z like toppin d list of gadgets prohibited here o includin clippers too..I had 2 talk my roomie out of it too he wanted 2 go home dis weekend 2 get his caz he had pressin issues 2 attend to..
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 8:03pm On Aug 09, 2014
Hissexcellencie: more ink to ya pen. More attenshun to your Oga down below. U do well. grin
My Guy if u dey come hide ur extension by any means necessary in ur luggages (preferably a small one or a multiple socket fuse).. else u will feel like hell u knw dat feelin when u av light every night buh u av no wall outlet 2 charge ur 4ne or only 4 u 2 find d wall outlet taken considerin d fact dat some of dis guys chargin 4ne batteries at mamii re nt reliable..
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 7:59pm On Aug 09, 2014
Hissexcellencie: more ink to ya pen. More attenshun to your Oga down below. U do well. grin
My Guy if u dey come hide ur extension(preferably a small one or a multiple socket fuse).. else u will feel like hell u knw dat feelin when u av light every night buh u av no wall outlet 2 charge ur 4ne 2 charge or only 4 u 2 find dem taken considerin d fact dat some of dis guys dat charges 4ne batteries re nt reliable
NYSCRe: Lagos State NYSC Batch B 2014 (Stream I&II) by aircom(m): 7:31pm On Aug 09, 2014
Hissexcellencie: aircom, prixxy7, Mannylex, qtx, automech, debygirly, Nazysandy, xlad0604, toludimpz, Serpounce, Adannayabella e.t.c. Why this thread dry like this nawhuh A whole lagos camp. Na page 10 we dey since. Shame dey catch me oº°˚ lol.
Lol my apologies..o like Serpounce said..dis camp activities re really time consuming ..n we try as much as possible 2 sleep n relax wiv d little time dey spare us.. honestly..but I do try to keep u guys posted on d nysc batch B thread na..anyway henceforth ..I will try 2 fill u guys in thru dis thread smiley
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 5:56pm On Aug 09, 2014
aircom: Hehehehe..little survey ..Wat if dis dis babes actually gat dis rings demselves jus to get rid of guys politely ...u never knw.. grin
One jus stepped on me nw while marching only 4 her 2 touch me wiv d left hand flauntin d shit in my face hehehe grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 5:49pm On Aug 09, 2014
rationalmind: grin grin grin

I no sure say that one go enter these ones head. I'll tell you why.

When I did a little survey, I noticed several ladies had rings on their hands.

I then asked myself if these aren't the same girls who had no rings when we were in school.

The answer seems obvious. Several of those insecure dudes placed rings on their fingers while they were going for NYSC to prevent them from flirting when they get to camp.

Therefore, this isn't the right time to tell them the guy isn't right since he just gave them the ring.

As my people will say, e still dey shark them. cheesy
Hehehehe..little survey ..Wat if dis dis babes actually gat dis rings demselves jus to get rid of guys politely ...u never knw.. grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 5:47pm On Aug 09, 2014
rationalmind: grin grin grin

I no sure say that one go enter these ones head. I'll tell you why.

When I did a little survey, I noticed several ladies had rings on their hands.

I then asked myself if these aren't the same girls who had no rings when we were in school.

The answer seems obvious. Several of those insecure dudes placed rings on their fingers while they were going for NYSC to prevent them from flirting when they get to camp.

Therefore, this isn't the right time to tell them the guy isn't right since he just gave them the ring.

As my people will say, e still dey shark them. cheesy
Hehehehe..little survey ..Wat if dis dis babes actually gat dis rings demselves jus to get rid of guys politely ...u never knw..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 3:16pm On Aug 09, 2014
rationalmind: Another thing I noticed in camp.

You go just look girl small. Next thing, she don raise finger dey show you her ring.

Anytime I see those rings on their fingers, a part of me rejoices with them, another part of me dey vex. grin
hehehehehehe...Tell her she landed d wrong nigga bro..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 1:09pm On Aug 09, 2014
Hissexcellencie: Brotherly, How izz da ministry?? grin
d ministry dey fine o.. jus concluded a lecture on how to design CVs nd answer interview questions..interesting questions arose...buh I had 2 sail 2 d dreamland..in d course of d lecture...Apparently avin a meeting with my platoon members..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 12:33pm On Aug 09, 2014
AdannayaBella: It was Golden Penny that sponsored it and they gave food to those in the front. I knew there was no way they could serve everybody. Chai! But these camp people showed us no mercy yesterday with the unending lectures and drills.
Dear d drills yesterday was crazy n exhaustin...a busty chic in my platoon fell trying 2 make a 180 degrees turn during d parade..Abeg aw does one match wiv d heels of one shoes...its kinda hard...d soles of my white shoes are startin 2 peeloff bcuz of d match parade..u dey listen 2 dis lecture goin on..I jus dey show off my crashing skills...my platoon is sittin beside urz..hehehehe may be anoda sign 4rm d gods..Send me ur pin.. smiley
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 11:34am On Aug 09, 2014
Hissexcellencie: #TeamLag joor! U are mouthed!
I sight u ur excellency smiley
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 11:27am On Aug 09, 2014
Richydos: ....kul 2 know jack is down cox DT boy can b so demanding #lol# but try fix up how 2 satisfy him soonest ooo b4 d end of camp...hail u same bruv
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 11:26am On Aug 09, 2014
Richydos: ....kul 2 know jack is down cox DT boy can b so demanding #lol# but try fix up how 2 satisfy him soonest ooo b4 d end of camp...hail u same bruv
lol duly noted bro..Soonest
NYSCRe: NYSC 2014 Batch B House by aircom(m): 10:57am On Aug 09, 2014
Richydos: ...aircom n rhazur I bet u guys r having 100% of ur camp fun based on ur updates n itz kinda totoring my spirit in anticipation of my jigawa-kaduna stream 2 camping....aircom hope u were able 2 settle ur Lil jack...thumbs up
Yes hehehehe o..Jack don Stand down...Stand By mode..Hailings Bro

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