₦airaland Forum

Yustash001:
Do Arabs eat roasted corn?

No. Because na only Africans get teeth.

You're planning to beat her. That means you're still thinking about it. Beat her sharp sharp and reset her brain real quick.

Private job u mean. U obviously don't know what it takes to get a federal government job In Nigeria oga.

Kalashnikov102:
When una president no too key interest in sports.. He prefers anything wey go do with farming especially za cowz

Go and get your facts right and stop being foolish. I'm not a buhari fan but apart from Abacha regime, there's no regime that has released money for sports development like Buhari's regime.

That one no stop them from beating am sha

Replace them immediately Oga.

daddytime:
Milan is back to Zlatan...

It can never be the other way round.

keep quiet and stop fooling yourself.

Simeony007:
Careers he achieved with expensive players and ready made players abi? Reply me when guadiola decides to join a low level teams like develop their players to be world class with spending much.

I think I heard he needs more millions for new defenders again abi?

How much did u guys buy Virgil and Becker?

MondayUche:
Look at someone I begged 2k to buy my kids drinking water he read my chats since 11 AM and refused to reply to me. Now he just messaged me that he is not feeling too well after his lost to Man city. Inside life sha

Go and hustle oga. Stop begging up and down.

Zico5:
Now where is ur pep today?

By now he should be on his way home. Zero worries. He has already set a record for u and ur klopp who's thinking of how he can achieve what pep has achieved in his career.

Zico5:
3 on the card now. Many to come.

and how many did pep win only last season?

BravoDe:
Guardiola is confused, that's what makes klopp better.

How many trophies has your almighty klopp won?

OkpuNnabuenyi:
small thing they'll compare pep to klopp

well i blame Barcelona if not those fools would have remained trophyless

seriously speaking, I blame Barça.

BravoDe:
Guardiola is confused, that's what makes klopp better.

mumu. U don't understand tactics. It's a defensive change. Ozuo

Bloooody:
A disgrace to womanhood and motherhood.

Imagine giving birth to a LovePeddler like mercy that mercilessly shows her unclothedness to the world.
It would have being better if she closed her olosho legs.

u mean your mother gave birth to a prostitute too?

Omuneizzy6:
After our first term exams,
while doing the marking in my subject I saw one of the papers with this these answers.

What do you think?

Nothing is wrong. All correct.

okomile:
U r a bigot!!

Olodo

okomile:
Idiots

Your mentor.

I'm happy this is happening to sowore. Infact Buhari has not done anything yet to him. That's d price he has to pay for campaigning for a cow. Infact let him not leave the detention facility except he's been crippled, deafened or blinded.

sarqwest:
Kindly approve to front page, please

Pls forgive my typographical errors.

Have been following nairaland since 2012 but fully registered 2015, I know some of you would have gone through what am going through now and each of your advises would be duly observed.

We are 3 in our family me my dad, and my elder brother who is also a graduate.

it all started wen I lost my mom to cancer 2016. she was a school teacher in one of the government school in abuja.

After her death we started following up her gratuity from Gov, God willing and thank God we were paid.

We decided to invest the money in schooling, which we decided to build a primary school in PH

I'm from Owerri but I have uncles from rivers state so we had the feelings that river state is a better option for the investement.

At least we have relatives there to show a good place to set up the school.

We went to our uncle's house who happens to be a Lawyer and narrated everything to him concerning a good land to Start up a school.

He told us he had a land for sell, we were happy because we felt he can't scam us.

We went through normal procedures concerning the land he wanted selling to Us.

Sorry not to have mentioned, my uncle came from a very respected and rich family so we handled everything with full assurance.

He then told us that 2 barristers (based in PH) are also involved in the land deal. That they own the land.

Since they were barristers, we consented.

So we paid 5million for two plots.

Though, the area wasn't that developed but they where few houses there, so starting up school there might be profitable

We started building fence and other important things that is ought to be done, in fact, all what we spent would sum up to 1.2million.

In the course of building, someone we don't know came and chase us out of the land, Saying the land belongs to him.

During this period, my dad tried to reach out to my uncle and the other 2 barristers to come and explain things to him but they were no where to be found.

He spent 2 weeks in PH without any sign from them nor results.

This is a year and three months we paid for that land and we haven't step into that land and no straight answers had been given to us.

We trusted him.

What annoys me the most is that he now pick our calls only when he feels like and no straight answer would still be given..

We have been avoiding taking the case to court because we fear it would last longer in court.

He told us to take him anywhere we like, that he will defend himself.

We don't need the land again, we want our money back cause what we have experienced so far is not what we bargained for.

I'm thinking of going to Brekete family (Human Right Radio) in Abuja to seek for solution

Note: My uncle is now based in Abuja but those two lawyers are based in PH.

Please my fellow nairalanders your advise are needed and any comment given would be very much appreciated, cause this totally look like we have been scammed.

Pls front page

If it eventually reaches the ordinary president as we call him, you'll recover every single dime without delay. Make hay while f sun is shining.

E be like them Don ban the girl Las las

Wetin Merlin no go see for camelot? Imagine yabaleft undergraduate get mouth to talk. See as she be like Bill wey National Assembly never pass.

npowerng:
Kindly send a mail to volunteersupport@npvn.ng and lodge in your complaint. Please send in your current account number, the one you wish to switch to and with tangible reason for the decision.

U still get mind to reply? Ur head no correct.

Goovo:
if only u know my position in govt. The program has been scrapped.

yes, they don't know that you're a messenger in ministry of humanitarian and disaster bla bla bla......

Ashnoor:
So i applied for a position on kadnetwork's portal as a cr officer, that was a day before yesterday and greatfully yesterday i was sent a text message that i that i have been shortlisted. The gave a link i can use to download the the letter of employment offeor, but the download is not going. Im just curious if anybody has such experience and how i can resolve the issue, pls help a fella cuz i dont want loose this offer. Thanks alot.

Do u have 5k to pay them? If not, don't bother to download anything.

okomile:
Jump into the lagoon 1st class graduate. Leave us the olodo alone

First Class olodosho

okomile:
Bigot

olodo....

npowerng:
You must understand that N-Power beneficiaries are paid directly by the CBN, the delay is most of the times not from us.

E don crash. I repeat, e don crash

okomile:
Like you too

at least u don admit ur Olodoism...

okomile:
Sane country.
Good it returned to Heathrow.
Landing in Abuja is dead trap!Death trap u mean?

Good one BA!!!!!!

olodo.

Jossyroyal1:



Who made it a rule that Nigerians must eat rice on Christmas day??

cook beans. Nobody stop u