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Nihilist:
Omo can we hold a contest for this prize?

I nominate a judging board comprised of Raumdeuter, Afrodoc2 and Airmark.

The competition is simple:

Write a 4 line rap explaining why Bakayoko is better than Matic or Vice Versa

The entry judged to be the wittiest wins the 1k credit.

Entry open to Chelsea supporting accounts with at least 200 post history.

Completion closes 9pm Nigerian time.

Diggz, where's your entry?

diggz:
Raumdeuter and airmark Ur names are written all-over this sexy mail

You quoted someone whose team has changed from AC milan to hand fan milan. He is an unhappy man.

Chelseafan1:
Bros, I no even know when Ibime kon change like this.

Baba no dey like drop again like b4.

In his reply today, he said we didn't sign contract, that diggz and co advised him not to pay . I don't know when cobham express started offering legal advisory services.

Ibime:
Accountant can agree to pay up on a contract only for the lawyers to stop him later because the contract papers aren't straight. The accountant agreeing to pay up does not prejudice whether payment is merited or not.

This is what happened in our case. Infact, there was no signed contract to pay up on.

Who taught you how to turn amala like this bro? Who were those lawyers that stopped you?. I only know diggz, tell me the others?

diggz:
Bwuahahahaha

You were the one ibime referred to as his lawyer. Today, you said you wouldn't lose money on a useless player like yoko.

Legal adviser, we are coming for you soon.

Ibime:
Oga stop spoiling my good name here. You want no one to enter into bet with me again?

A bet must fulfil three conditions:

(a) The two parties must commit to the bet
(b) The terms of the bet must be clear
(c) Fulfillment of conditions must be measurable

In our case, you failed to meet criteria (a) because you did not seek commitment or agreement from me before producing evidence

After i won, why did you say this?

Ibime:
Chai! You mean say you want hammer me again? Airmark, DiarisGodoh!

This Propper must be even worse than Bakayoko.

Anyway, you know where to find me.

''Anyway, you know where to find me'' nihilist, i hope you've seen how ibime change am for me, after asking me to reach him by email.

Aint spoiling his name o. I don't know why he asked me to find him after winning, if it wasn't to collect the money won.

Your airmax has been blown away.

diggz:
Dude lawyers up quickly these days bruv...all terms and conditions must be duly adhered to

After i won our last bet, ibime said i should contact him, at the usual place (email).

Baba later calculated the money to be transfered, baba quickly change am for me

spartacus11:
If dey so believe he his poo, dey wont even change bet

Na to pray for him to get injured again

Nihilist's AIRMAX before today::::: AIRM..

but now ::::: AIR

I cant see yoko going max in the league to win it for him.

Chelseafan1, come and learn work, abracadabra thing. Don't joke with ibime 2017 version o.

Danhumprey:
Doc, I see what you did there...... Lol.

Airmax/Airmark......

Ibime really learned from that first bet with Airmark, regarding Hazard and him no wan make am too easy this time around.

Wetin concern me with this wahala again? Does max rhyme perfectly with mark? All you guys plan to send me out of this place, won't work. Every bad thing must be placed on my door. Should i start fasting because of you guys now?

raumdeuter:
Benzema didnt play the last Euros.

Your diss would have made sense if Hidden Hazard was winning either CL WOrld cup or Euros

We are talking about benzema, a french player here. You claimed he won many CLs cos of his link up play. I believe last edition of euros was not the first organised. I know he must have helped france to win the previous 2 editions.

Benzema, the best striker ever.

raumdeuter:
Yes deserved red card. Great players like that collect red cards once in a while

Yes, in a shitty french league.

raumdeuter:
His linkup play leads to his team winning 3 CL titles in 4 seasons like this

It also assisted france to win euros and world cup too.

diggz:
I no see am o! Stopped watching the game after first half... meanwhile how come you are wanking over benzema link up play when he is busy fvcking up his primary assignment but you won't allow hazard to rest.

Asensio has been more productive than that waste pipe in Madrids team, we should be comparing benzema to babayoko since we are here to ridicule players

Dayo is a disgrace.

Dayo your neymar don chop red

Dayo your neymar don chop red

cstr1000:
I heard he turned dani alves over.
I am happy that he has been capped by the super-eagles. It is worrying though that he has not played for the SE since his first game.
Moses simon is not good enough for the first team.

I hope he builds on the ucl experience, he is a good prospect for eagles.

cstr1000:
Well. Onto the next one.
In new developments, Juventus and atletico are said to be eyeing Henry Onyekuru who is on loan from Everton at Anderlecht.
He is on 7 goals right now.

That guy looks good and may be an upgrade of moses simon. Dani alves must have marked his face.

cstr1000:
How was he?

Not impressed. He was too lazy in my eyes, inferior version of Tammy abraham.

Elsewhere in Torino, Nigeria's Sadiq Umar started in place of injured-belotti.

Rooney with a stunner

A40:
You are massively obtusel! Show the stats any stats that suggests Bayern's defence has improved since Hummels arrived or shut that preeq garage between your face that people mistake for a mouth! Your poor understanding of English would always be your problem in life.

Poor understanding of english? Shameless goat.

You stated that you didn't blame hummels for the worsened defence, since his arrival. Did you hail him below?

A40:
The only fvcktard here is Hummels as his arrival has progressively worsened our defense.

Dayo didn't teach you how and when to lie and disappear.

diggz:
Soccer daddy needs to start doing is work o! Na after next weekend match I go start to shout if I no see any improvement from him. The trio of hazard,willian and batshuayi(I can even excuse this one cuz he didn't get the balls though I noticed he failed to create space for him self) needs to do better mbok,if not,na bye bye to top 4 finish.

The fear of diggz.

diggz:
Babayoko never looked good playing beside kante abeg. Dude is useless.

He may be useful to nihilist at the end of the day.

joeace2020:
Westbrom, Brighton, bournemouth, newcastle, burnley...these are very beatable teams. I was pointing out how we say things you just said about Liverpool. Is that not the arrogance we are still talking about?

What of Huddersfield?

Griffon:
Hazard creating space where there are none.

Phenomenal.

You need that type of player in your team. I can't wait for kante to come back, our midfield was an eye-sore. We should be making the best use of our forwarders, giving them good passes. Happy for the win.

Only real heads will appreciate this move below.

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From the stable of Femi Pedro.


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Chelseafan1:
Na ds kind babes dem dey advise una to dey Rim anyhow. See as dem look clean , Raumdeuter, Airmark, come select your own

Tempted to rim

AnthonioAlsaid:
don't think Raumdeuter would be interested... none of these girls have scored a goal from open play

That open play ish is deep o. My mind is telling me you meant the open play like the one below or you meant the other open play?

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Lana1,leyqute, patrickmufutau, dopejemi, funlord, we need your inputs.

Chelseafan1:
Pass the food gimme if e make sense like ds Amala.

Chai, i miss ib. Lana1 come chop, abi u dey see this kind food for adamawa?

obainojazz:
They are still here..

Obaino jazz baba, what kind of jazz you use on linelgolf wey make am do head like agama lizard when the ball dey come?

freebuddy:
Man UTD is still a great team. This was just one of those days. They will likely come out stronger in their next games.

Lindelof, Martial, Mata, Lingard need to up their game. They are still playing mediocre football

Who were those id.iots posting about the greatness of martial arts days ago on our thread, chelseafan1?

raumdeuter:
FIFA and UEFA made the rules that goals and assist games

And they honour players that do well every year.

Thecassanova:
Make una help me manage this party jollof

Thank you God bless. Lana1, dopejemi, funlord, let's rim this thing .

Diggz, chelseafan1, hensben, stay away.

Elnino4ladies:
Huddersfield have turned autoMATIC to Manual

Wow, i didn't see that scummy coming

raumdeuter:
FIFA and UEFA made the rules that goals and assist games

What's the meaning of this?.

See as this useless team spoiled my Hud 2-7 Mnu correct score coupon.

raumdeuter:
goals + assists

Forward that to Fifa or Uefa.