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Chelseafan1:
Airmark, u sure say no be you get this 1 million stake.

Omo that one na die o. Even if we are playing against lobi starts, i won't risk that much. Chai, 1m like that?

nateevs:
Trademark Eriksen/Dele Goal. Chelsea fans can identify with that.

I hope we won't be missing fabregas/costa goals. Willian/morata may be something to look forward to.
In the last two games he supplied him sweet passes, one resulted in goal.

Ibime:
I'm sure you've heard of notjustok distribution which Lalaboi heads up. You can check who is signed to their digital distribution label including Kiss Daniels, Patoranking, Skales etc. Lalaboi no be editor oh.

That's good of demola. Was wondering why he would be in an establishment for 11 years and no promotion. Good to know our boi has turned to obaino.

diggz:
Airmark which one kan be you may cause lalas sack by Moro? Abeg oh! Mk Nl gbege stay for Nl please.

Femi na my boy, leave story.

pharod:
But brother Airmark, this thing resemble diss track.

I dey reason to enter music production.

Make I be ur producer nah..

Na dem ibime be the professional rapper o. I just dey do am to catch fun.

You can ask lalaboi for his advice on failing in the biz, he got the experience as a failed musician himself. You can ask if he has good artistes, that sound better than he sounded those years, he jumped in and jumped out.

MrBleach:
See This fool oh, I am calmly sipping my bleach on A lovely Sunday morning, this criminal is here throwing shots but I can see lalaboiyy is raping you so there's no point in joining in....watching In HD with my popcorn.

Sorry bro, i didnt know it was your nose. I thought it was vanquay's nose. I appologise.

diggz:
Oga airmark This is for you sir.

That was too light-weight. It flew away from my hand.

Ibime:
That's how personals work. We all knew Pataki as a dancer, so Dayo added pepper and spice to make him a gogo dancer.

Just like Lalaboi was in UK, and helped build notjustok from the start. It did well enough for Lalaboi to move to Naija and continue there, but when Airmark add pepper and spice, he go turn Lalaboi to hungry apprentice.

Dont give him false hope. Demola is the owner of notjustok, femi lalaboi, is just one of the editors. Seun is the owner of nairaland, he can decide to fire mukinatu or lalastic (may be he's this same lalaboi self, serving everybody), anytime.

Lalaboi just came on-board to chop, nothing more. The editor of thisday newspapers, can be sacked by the owner, obaigbena any fvcking time.
In fact, i may cause lalaboi's sack tomorrow.

lalaboi:
I don sign jare . . and i am binning it like i never received it. . . We dey talk better thing, person dey rap for my head. I am not here for that abeg. If he wants to battle, make e go Rap battles thread find youngies to do that with.

I am proud i was able to bring some change to the way the dude write on here sef. . If this was 2 weeks ago. it would look like the bellow


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For 10 straight lines. . .

We out!

May be you are here to hunt for a new boi boss. You are always out on a threee-some ish with your bosses.

lalaboi:
Agbaya lik you go dey form 'i got bars;'. . You got bars you got bars, are they stronger than the cell ones you slept in some years back?

When you start getting personal, it only shows you have been found and have nothing sensible to say. So why not just shut up or must you torture the whole thread with your nonintellectual POVs. You used to come across as someone sensible a while back, i wonder what changed. Hmm. . The curious case of agbaya airhead.

We are talking Morata and you're bringing up what i do for a living. Dude, i get paid handsomely for what i do, i could care less what a degenerate fulck like you thinks. . .

If they ask you to prove how 32yrs old Llorente is better or will deliver better than Morata now, you will come up with some fulcked up jumbled together senseless piece

Na sunday morning, keep it holy. . Don't let the devil use you

Na 'sunday morning keep it holy' you stated, go and tell that to your pastor. Flogging a demon-possessed member in celestial church, is approved of and holy, they call it deliverance.

If i say i got bars , i got bars, aint talking about no prison. Never been there before and will never be, i am talking about enough money that can make ovie hands off notjustok, and send you to the streets, and you start promoting fuji musicians in bariga.

Since you won't have tools, may be you will find succour in yahoo boy no laptop mantra and start shouting street ti take over.

I dont play with battybois, the threeee-some you, ovie, demola have been enjoying, is enough and more everlasting than a collapsed msn, it was even reported by bbc.

You called me out first, so i will ensure you face the music. Sorry that won't be productive, forgot you failed as a musician.

On nairaland, your uploaded song, had two views, one by you and the other by music section moderator. Everything about you is notjustok, except your a,ss, that your bosses are always tempted to touch.

I dont want to go hard on you boi, hazard did similar thing to that ball boi, he received the stick. Soldiers hardly shoot civilians, but when push turns to shove, i will make sure your nose is twice as big as that manure boy's nose.

Pataki:
I never collected it. My old man tried forcing me to go back and endure that NYSC shyte. I refused. He was far away in the UK to put any consistent pressure on me anyways.

Waste of time. Glad I left nysc than doing "yes sir yes sir" to one Deputy Governor in Kogi State.

It's actually frustrating though. One of the reasons i believe one can develop and become his own boss. Upon 30k salary na so so, do this do that from my hod. She dey vex say corper don dey make money pass the normal staffs. She was just pushing me up and down, i no send i got my eyes on the cheddars.
Every weekend na party. I stayed over 3 weeks after i collected my certificate and commendation letter.
What if pataki wants to become the governor of his state in future? Dayo go burst your bubble o.

funlord:
He was hating keane which is allowed...he has mescafoned in the past too but did he change the game or not (morats)?

He wasn't hating, he was just stvpid. Below was my view about morata and lukaku two months ago before we signed him. I am very strong with my view, especially not on a morata i watched week in, week out. Conte saw this and preferred to use him as a sub. Kanu was at a point more effective as a sub at arsenal. But we must have that other quality striker to hold sway and batshuayi is not, for me.

I said he was best coming in as a sub when energy levels have subsided a bit. The point have been making is, will his 2nd half performances in a tougher epl be enough to lift us higher than last season's performance? Considering costa was a stronger player, i definitely would have my doubts which i still have despite scoring against burnley.

I never criticised his game today, if not some callin me out here. If hazard despite scoring top teams in epl, winning best player in epl and ovie's apprentice like lalaboi, would still call him local champion. Why should i be jumping up and down because morata came as sub and scored against ben mee's defence?

I wouldnt have posted anything on morata if i wasnt mentioned. Bigkesh still has his agbowo strikers ready to bench him though.

airmark:
See i'm not a lukaku fan, i prefer belotti, but what you typed up there is a ruse. The lazy striker between lukaku and morata is definitely morata. It's obvious you didnt watch madrid matches, where spineless defenders bullied him. Zidane and the spanish coach are not mad by pushing morata down the pecking order in their teams. Goals win matches, if you dont deliver them consistently with impressive numbers as a striker, your coach will look elsewhere. No coach will prefer a striker that only functions, when the energy levels of opposing players have dropped. You cant rely on a striker, that performs better as a sub as your main striker. When he was giving the chance how many goals did he score for juve? Because iheanacho scored every last 15 minutes he was introduced, wouldn't make him the best striker in epl.



I didnt expect a team having 89m player to finish 6th in the league. Thats why bale was laughing.



He helped man utd to clinch 6th position in epl, a competition he found himself. That was brilliant.

Pataki:
I did mine in Kogi. Got posted to the Deputy Governor's office in Lokoja. Camp was enjoyment. I was in the dance crew back in orientation camp. And after orientation, spent two weeks in Lokoja, got tired of it, packed my bag and never returned to that shyte-hole again.

You no get joy at all. I lectured at federal training center, enough tips to keep up from those federal workers. Still in touch with some of them on fb. So what happened to your nysc certificate?

funlord:
So airmark...does this mean your skull is only filled with sand particles?

Cc: Cobham and associates!

Ask the guy that called you a scammer few days ago. The person you quoted reasons like him, never knew you could quote someone that his brain has melted under adamawa sun. How would you take the words of someone that believes roy keane was not world class, serious?
You are a funlord not a funslave.

lalaboi:
He wants injured 32 yrs old Llorente. .

Morata and Llorente even scored the same amount of goals during their spells in Juventus. . . Llorente is the lord and savior of the chelsea kingdom in someone's airhead.

Don't mess with Airhead. He is talking football at a very very high level.

Llorente has an arm injury and will return very soon. He is by far a better striker to me than morata. Hazard is a local champion to you because he scored city, spurs, united, arsenal and other epl teams. But morata is baddest because he scored against burnley.

Just like some people may stupidly think you are very important to notjustok, not knowing you are just a tool in the hands of demola and ovie to assist you in funding your education, anyone can see morata as a lion, when he is just a dog. Femi, be careful.

Lana1:
Mumu. Why am i not surprised.
Simple question. U no want Morata. U no want Batsuya. U no want Costa. Who else in ur team do u want to replace these 3 in the starting 11?? Ur Sub Saharan IQ no fit interprete that one for u, u go dey mention Llorente. Is Llorente in Chelsea?

Jesus. Airmark u dumb no be small.

So in your brain, we can only replace a player in the team with someone already in it? Who replaced costa? A morata in chelsea last season? Despite having alonso and kennedy, were we not pushing for sandro in another team?

You have a fish brain and you behave like an animal languishing in the bush. I wont be surprised if you graduate with 3rd class in fisheries and wildlife.

Pataki:
LOL! Take it easy on him na. Adelana is serving his fatherland unlike me who threw away that useless cap and dress after three weeks of orientation camp and never returned to do that shyte more than 10 years ago.

Hahahaha, enugu camp was lit for me. Camp fire night !!! Did mine 11 years ago, i ensured i played well in camp to get posted to the capital.
We wouldnt go to local government, we would go and train, with our volleyball chics around, it was fun. I enjoyed the year cos we later rep the state and finished 3rd in abuja.

Adelana never enjoyed the camp. Hin head no correct, according to elrony. Let's hope he finishes nysc and his brain goes back to default settings.

elrony:
Make una calm down... too much sun don sama Lana1 head for camp tey tey

PDPGuy:
The US women did it! My team coped well with the absences of Bartoletta and Bianca Knight

It was nice to see bro. Not happy as a Nigerian though.

Lana1:
Lmao. So u no get counter to my post na only that one u see. Typical airhead.

Dumbo, one only counters when opposition attacks. Why would i counter something that is empty?. In your post you didnt know chelsea was trailing llorente before we even discussed him here and after buying morata. But you stated one nigerian, airmark wanted another striker, not chelsea.

No sane man drags shirt with a mad man. Only few manure fans have sense, i know long time you have nothing upstairs, except recently, that you are wearing your nysc cap to local government.

Lana1:
U dont like Morata. But b4 every game, u go sharply drop one claim so that if he flops, u win and if he shines, ur earlier claim vindicates u. Win-win!

Typical scummy, very deluded souls. How many matches has he played for you to be reckless with the emboldened?

Just finish your nysc first, may be you will become a better youth.

jhorjhor:
Overall pôor performance from the team today..the Red card def destabilized us..the first half was reminiscent of our 2015/2016 campaign When everything seemed to be working against us..

Morata came on and brought positivity..his movement was topnotch...He brought others into play esp willian...He was a nuisance to the opposing defense...the same defense batsman struggled against in the first half...

I'm sure things will click once our injured players return..till then,We just Have to try and grind out wins while taking inspiration from our performance in the second half

The emboldened caught my eye. It's obvious you no little about football. Football is not like this, if not iheanacho will be in man city and aguero shipped out. When pep gambled and started iheanacho in a ucl match because of his impressive 15mins stats, no one told him never to try such again.

BlueAngel444:
Finally guy your wicked oh, with all the hate towards morata every other human being is happy because there is hope to all the doubts people had about him.

Yes your opinion is unbiased but Jesus put your self in Morata's shoe and stop this self righteous bulls hit your trying so hard to pull off.

Morata did well, simple, if he decides to flop tomorrow (tomorrow can be next year) fine but for now common cut the guy some slack and stop playing plain evil geez. So not cool

Guy mind your lane. I received mentions and i addressed them accordingly. Burnley is not my problem, lukaku and other strikers with poor first touches scored against them. So people should call me when morata starts scoring and winning matches like costa did last season, against tougher teams. I wouldnt have responded if no one called me here. Dont be a hypocrite.

jhorjhor:
Lool...take à deep breathe and chillout..You are bigger than that

Just putting you in your place. Cant lose sleep over neophytes.

jhorjhor:
Mr "football at à higher level"...tell me Why I've never heard your name When réal life pundits speak...all You know How to do is sit behind à systèm and type trash...Maybe i'm misinterpreting the "HIGH" in your "HIGHER"anyways

Ofcourse you always misinterpret everything, including your purpose in life.

diggz:
Against common Burnley na abi? Same way aguero scored against common Brighton. You can save the red card or team details for Ur diary, I don't care.

When hazard started and scored important goals against ucl teams in epl, they called him local champion. Especially that useless apari, despite hazard scoring against his team in a final match with an assist, he would still criticise him. Now morata is dope because of his goal against burnley. I was happy cos conte used him the way i wanted.

I learnt llorente has injury, i would have loved us to sign him and send batshuayi on loan. Morata will be important as a good sub.

jhorjhor:
bros..sorry to ask buh are You even making any sensé to yourself?...You Might just Have to take à cup of Tea while admiring your L

My lines are meant for only those that have brain and understand football at higher level. Your not being able to see sense in it, is not unexpected. I cant even remember any sensible thing you dropped here that made your moniker catch my eye.

Only idiots will be jumping up and down because morata came in as sub against burnley and scored. Iheanacho did more than that and still got sold. My standards are high, sorry.

Lana1:
U believe Morata is better as a super sub. U never wanted Batsuchai to lead ur attack. U dont want Chelsea to recall Costa. Who do u now want?? The Holy Spirit?? Nawa for u o

You must be blind when we asked for another striker preferably, llorente. That one can handle pressure, you lots will just type rubbish, thinking you are making sense. Another striker can still be bought if chelsea wants. dumbo.

nateevs:
If Airmark expects Morata to score against "the likes of Burnley"; then who are these "Almighty, giant EPL defenders" that would eat Morata alive? And he said said this consistently. Cos honestly, I thought you would only find those defenders at "The likes of Burnley".
I am very sure he wasn't referring to John Stones.

Burnley conceded 55 goals last season, one of the highests. If you got hyper because of morata's super sub performance against man city rejects like ben mee, then ion need to say anything. We will see when he starts matches against the likes of kocielny, van dijk, alderweireld, kompany, keane and co.

Nihilist:
Are you asking me to defend a statement I did not make?

The only thing I know is that airmark clearly stated before the game that he expected Morata to bully Burnley.

God bless you. Leave that apari alone. Conte used him the way we have been suggesting all this while. He should be benched and start 2nd half when energy levels have gone down a bit. Zidane used him this way for a reason, and conte is doing it, even against a burnley.

As if rooney didnt score against this burnley few months ago. I am happy he scored as expected. Batman might have come in like him and scored. No biggie.

spartacus11:
bros i dey vex oh, u don join conte abi, na useless batsuayi na con good to start match abi

I never supported batshuayi to lead my attack, i made my view known about him during preseason despite his goals. No vex, let epl defenders exhaust their energies on batshuayi in first half and morata will come in the second half, to finish up.

timbros:
I have nothing to say...

A very good super sub. He reminds me of kanu nwankwo.

bigkesh:
Nihilist
Airmark and
Diggz

Right now

Morata has always been a good sub against teams of burnley's quality. Nothin out of this world there, just dont let us start abeg. Still pained he cancelled out christensen goal.

Unlimited22:
I'm fvcking proud of everyone, except Cahill.
Yes, that includes Fab.
At least Nihilist and airmark and Co will lay off Morata.

We expected him to score against burnley. I won a cool 3 odds, morata to score. Thats what we told some people when they were giving excuses that it was because we were one man down, that made him to fumble that willian chance against arsenal.

Zidane and conte are great coaches, best way to use morata is from bench. Epl defenders would be targeting him, you could see that stvpid ben mee. Conte should just be bringing him as sub.

Segadem:
airmark! !!!!!

Bros, how far?

airmark:
The texts were boldly written on the board since last season. I say again, conte will be so stvpid to think he can conquer europe with cahill as his cb.

Never thought it would be this early in epl.

raumdeuter:
Dem go come bring Morata in now and expect him to score 30

Morata was so good conte benched him for batshuayi.

Pataki:
I asked you a question, where is Ajakaja40? Shay o ti fi werey aja-oshi yen rubo ni? Is it not time we change the title of this thread to: ''Bayern Munich - Everlasting Winner Of The Bundesliga?''

O deep!!! Pataki is back.

raumdeuter:
Boateng was a regular to win the world cup and CL, WAs Morata a regular? Dumbino

Mumu, if he wasn't regular and could post 20 goals in 1800 mins, imagine what he would have done as a regular player, right? That's one of the reasons we bought him for that big amount.

In fact, if he fails to score 40 goals in 50 matches for chelsea, he is not only a flop, but a fraud.

raumdeuter:
Drogba scored 5 goals in 6 CL games the season before Chelsea bought him

Morata was bought as a ucl champion, drogba crashed out in group stage. So we cant use the same lens to view them. Have you forgotten how you used to show boateng holding the world cup trophy, when his quality was being questioned?

Look at morata below, there are levels to stuffs. Morata is more polished and experienced than drogba when he joined us.

Skimpledawg:


Morata = adaptor

Abi now.