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kendrick9:
I heard PL teams are rumoured to be after him...
On one hand i will be pleased cos the kind of disgrace he will face in the PL eh....
Imagine boateng in a fast paced league like the Epl,
stuff of dreams

Dayo would tell us that he is old and can't measure up.

kendrick9:
When fit, Sule and Alaba were the first choice

In fact Pavard played 2 Ucl matches last season as a CB and the Ghanaian was on the bench.

kendrick9:
True....
Bayern was Hawking him around like gala but the lack of suitors it's why he's still there...
Hummels was bought for a 30m someone who according to Ramdeuter isn't good enough.

Which ambitious team will buy the useless defender?

raumdeuter:
Is Perisic a CF? Just like John Terry has played as a goalkeeper before does not make him a keeper

Terry was an accidental keeper and never kept more than once for Chelsea. Pavard played as a CB for Bayern more than 7 times.

raumdeuter:
The same reason why Perisic played as a Center Forward and Lewandoski had to sit on the bench like a low budget judge

Nobody told you that Perisic never played as CF for Bayern, but you lied to us that Pavard never played as CB for your team.

Boathand is so useless that he was asked to leave Munich several times before now.

raumdeuter:
Pavard plays mainly as a right back for Bayern while Boateng plays as a center back there are other CBs healthy when Boatank started all our CL games and won another title

What made Pavard to play as CB and Boathand to sit for bench like a low budget judge in customary court?

Tatiana4u:
DJ Neptune ft Joeboy ft laycon
Bulbians:mad jam!
Laycon killed it

Runjolzy ft. Laycon 
Bulbians: laycon's intro is mad!
Eyin boys,go and stream it!
Bulbians: very soon laycon and vee will come up with something big...infact,olamide,wizkid and Davido will soon work with him.

But wait o,is laycon so useless that he cant release his own single?
Must he rely on others to thrive?
I'm not a hater o but I know a failed artiste when I see one...laycon is talentless and his greatest achievement in life is winning bbnaija!He cannot thrive in the music industry because he cant sing/rap and his lyrics are like that of a toddler in Ajegunle!
Deal with it!

You are minding your business yet you typed all these lines because of Laycon. Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa (in your voice).

raumdeuter:
[s]Why was Lucas sitting on the bench while Boateng was starting all the important CL matches in August?[/s]

Stop asking inconsequential questions.

You said Pavard never played CB, i debunked it with a Ucl match where your alagolo was looking like Lukman on the bench. Deal with that first.

raumdeuter:
Pavard and Boateng dont play the same role, Pavard plays as a right back and Boateng plays as a CB

Who was the CB injured in August that made Boateng start all the crucial CL knockout games

Before injury affected Pavard and Lucas, Boathand was always sipping pure water on the bench for both as CBs.

I don't want to call you a liar yet.

raumdeuter:
You tell us those who were benching him since you claimed he was a bench player

Tell us those defenders who were injured in August when Bayern played their CL knockout games

A bit busy now.

Boathand would have been sent to Ghana since, if not for injuries to key defenders.

Pavard for example.

BlueMann:
Would've preferred to see Ebuehi starting

Otherwise solid lineup. Expecting nothing less than a sound win.

Who be Akpoguma?

raumdeuter:
Bayern played CL matches in August 2020, who were the defenders injured then that made Boatank to start

Who were those benching him in CL before he was brought to be playing subsequently?

raumdeuter:
Mention these better defenders that were injured throughout the CL knockouts that made Boateng start

Lucas : "I had two big injuries and operations in 2019, but my injuries are nothing in relation to this epidemic. I was starting to get back February, early March.

Now in 2 Ucl matches this season, Lucas started and finished both. Same goes for Pavard.

Meanwhile, Boathand as usual was on the bench drinking pure water in Ucl this season because of his calamitous play until Sule got injured.

Without injuries or fitness issues on these better defenders, Boathand will continue to get benched in crucial Ucl matches.

raumdeuter:
Yet the coach kept starting him in all CL knockout games and won the CL which useless defenders like John terry, Hummels Bonnuci etc could not

Boateng has 2 trebles now, Who in your club has 1?

When injuries happened to better defenders, the coach had no option than to use the calamitous Ghanaian. It wasn't about quality.

For all that he won, Boathand should have Neuer's image in his bedroom to worship for the rest of his life.

raumdeuter:
Boateng was a mainstay in Bayerns key moment, winning the CL and starting in both finals

Boateng has been injured a lot recently and like Martinez Bayern does not think their injury records will get better. Muller is hardly injured and he rightfully got his extension

Boateng served Bayern excellently in his past 9yrs and he has been a great player for us

We wish him well on his future endeavours

Club president had begged Boathand to leave long before his injuries but nobody brought money for him. This has nothing to do with injury, he is a useless and unwanted defender.

'Out of place' defender.

DeadPresidents:
Is that what Chelsea is called these days? A Las Vegas night club?

Word from the grapevine is that Boateng is looking to cement a partnership with Thiago Silva in the heart of the Chelsea defence

He owns his eyes and free to use it to look anything. If we want training cones, we know stores to get them from.

The only Chelsea team he can join is Berekum Chelsea in his country, Ghana.

raumdeuter:
That will make it 9yrs of service to Bayern and like his peers Javi Martinez, he is leaving when his contract expired after winning 2 CL titles, more than anyone has won in your clubs history

Expired contracts can be renewed if a player is valuable. But calamitous alagolo now has to choose between a Ghanaian football club or a Las Vegas night club.

A40:
That is when his contract expires no? If so 10 years at Bayern has been a success

8 or 9 league titles
2 or 3 CL titles
2 Supercups
1 or 2 Club world cups.

He would be leaving as a great

Muller has been in your team for more than 12yrs and was never asked to fvck off like they told Boathand repeatedly.

Neuer has spent the same number of years too, yet his contract was renewed few months ago and will be in your team till 2023.

Both Neuer and Muller were not carry along like Boathand, hence the huge respect the management have for them.

Alagolo wasn't major in Bayern golden moments and right now he is surplus to requirements. He actually deserves to be unceremoniously dismissed.

https://j.gifs.com/817MWg.gif

pkasso:
Scenes when Boateng signs for Chelsea I would so love to see that happen. Airmark go nearly cry sha. Imagine Chelsea offloading Rudiger, only to replace him with Boateng. On the bright side, at least ApariSports and The Citadel would finally find a common ground, cheering BoaTank to victory.

Marina, please make it happen! I beg you!

Bro, delete this now. You should know why my Greek friends call me Zeus.

Raumdeuter, a40 give us real updates on Boathand.

They said Bayern have told your calamitous alagolo to pack his Ghana-must-go bags from Munich.

Skimpledawg:
Do not do this man. I go change my mind o

Make Boateng no find em way come here o.

I don't want hoodlums to disturb your programme on the mountain, in search of Palliatives.

Boathand will join Accra hearts of oak, not my Chelsea.

Amoto94:
Jerome Boateng won't be offered a new deal by Bayern Munich.

Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham are all interested in taking him on a free transfer.

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Skimpledawg we need your prayers

God forbid bad thing.

We can buy dozens of training cones at sports stores without paying them weekly wages.

Amoto94:
Watching games now with relaxed mind.

Gradually getting there.

Now, my 'relaxed mind' mockers have suddenly disappeared.

Skimpledawg:
When am I getting palliatives for prayers answered from the mountain sir Mark?

Wow, I thought you were on a dry fasting till May 2021, when we shall dance like David danced.

BlueAngel444:
Both Bruno and Havertz have 30G&A contribution in 2020. But the devil is a liar
For clubs
19goals 11 assists Havertz
17goals 13assists Bruno

Anyway check out this picture. Grealish be playing like prime Hazard

I was just laughing when some scummies here called Grealish an average player.

Without checking stats, that boy if he doesn't follow the likes of Greenwood to be chasing olosho, will be huge for England in the nearest future.

Are alcoholic brands observing social distancing with Erica?

Amoto94:
Uncle, when has it become a crime to ask about your well-being?

When has it become a crime to pray that God should help you?

Amoto94:
Liverpool with Virgil van Dijk this season:
6 matches
13 goals conceded

Liverpool without Virgil van Dijk this season:
7 matches
5 goals conceded
Uncle Airmark good day, hope you slept well?

And you claimed that you are a coach to some boys in your village. May God help you.

Sweetpink:
Elites are planning something big for Erica this Christmas!

Na to call am Mother Christmas.

Zoroaster:
Laycon with alakija.
Richest woman in africa.
Who knows how much entered his account that night?..
Chai.

Wow, with the richest woman in Africa.

Who even needed a disquailified upcoming actress' birthday wishes?

timay:
You dey mind them. Grealish is just a low budget shaku shaku master. He has his own usefulness but don't compare him to Bruno pls.

Bruno at sporting Lisbon was more beastly than Grealish at Aston villa.

The fact that Bruno came to England from Portugal and started dragging with the best midfielders in the league straight away says a lot about his abilities.

To some guys, any player wey Sabi dribble and do shaku shaku has more abilities than other players.
No wonder Pogba has been able to scam slot of United Fans over the years

So Pogba is also a shakushaku player like Hazard.

You Man utd fans actually deserve Ole.