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Griffon:
Guy you just cracked me up with this.

Seriously, Rudiger used to be an okay defender some years ago, I don't know what happened to the man.

En go just lift himself throw for ground for no reason. You go give am ball, en go just pull am anywhere en boot face. I no come understand the strain of weed that man dey smoke

The problem now is, we don't know who to package this Rudiger for and cash out. Not sure our good customer, Man utd, will pay more than 30m for him.

BlueAngel444:
lol, and u guys kept reminding them of it #wickedness

They were on their knees begging for Mercy, when we banged them out of FA cup and trolled them professionally.

nitrogen:
E never do you? Do you want to do this for 24 hours niii?

It was so terrible for Lana1, the Ibadan boy known for devouring Amala with reckless abandon, rejected his favourite food.

Ibime:
Ibadan boy. Take this Amala and cool down.

Lana1:
Amala is trash. I no dey chop am.

pkasso:
I just gats talk my mind. This trolling dey boring as fvck. These United boys no sabi at all. Dem suppose go learn from Airmark and Nihilist. Na just pages untop pages of yawn-inducing banter.

No be must to troll. If you no get beta content, then koshi danu! If too say na comedy show I dey ni, I for don use stone chase una comot for stage

It's obvious that our attacks on them after we bundled them out of FA cup, pained them well. They were desperate to troll and couldn't match the one we did to them.

That 1-3 loss to Chelsea weakened their strength, sincerely. Their herbal doctor went to the morgue to hide for 4 days. It was that terrible.

donjazet:
Where afrodoc dey? Every time man-u fuck_up, him go just dey disappear?

come on, our abortion Doc, you can come out now.

Segedinho:
Rudiger surprised me lately


Wether e dey fear o
Or
E get heartbreak i no knw

Someone on twitter claimed his two legs are beefing each other.

See, i remember the attacks i got here from Chelsea fans when i opposed his signing. He was never good enough for Chelsea's standard. His type would never break into our first 11 in Terry's era.

lordfalcao:
Wetin you dy yarn sef, d deal is already agreed and not costing up to 40m. Getting that dude at that 33 million mark is what it should be at this transfer era. Roma has already sold paredes and rudiger, they can't afford to lose manolas. This deal is better than paying 60-70 million for van diijk

Lordfalcao, there is no way huge thunder will not fire you.

KingAlabi:
Watermark my man
I heard Oceania have a bit of calcium carbonate with much of sodium chloride can you confirm that

Your own King is so local and doesn't know how to use Google?

Ibime:
Rudiger and Morata in the same window?

Airmark go just tire.

I don tire now.

Segedinho:
If u ain't deluded?
Kovacic deal was on ground/being discussed even before lampard was chosen.

Most people that confer on themselves titles like King, Chief, Lord etc on nairaland, are dullards. Watch out.

Timbros, how far on Rudiger? You don lose hope on your great defender?

KingAlabi:
Airmark come with me
Let's check up on your follow shekpite

Elrony, come and carry your King.

Yesterday it was an Expert from your team disgracing himself, today we have your king here. Scummies.

Lana1:
Because Morata is useless doesn't mean Greenwood has to be useless with him.

If the inferior Mason is great, he should be starting and playing full matches. Nobody's fault that Firewood couldn't last for 90 mins.


You had expected Firewood to destroy Rudiger as could be seen below, only for the average defender to put Firewood in his pocket like a magician.

Your Ls are many, but only one appears in your moniker.



Firewood. :DThe only person receiving Ls here is you coz u have no point.

I know u have short memory due to the salt in ur brain so i will jog ur memory.

Minus the Spurs game, Greenwood started every game since the Epl restart where he was playing matches every 3 days in the days leading to the FA Cup match where Ole finally rested him.

Even ur useless Pulisic was dropped completely for such an important game.

What is this?

Average Rudiger poured water on your Firewood, no Amala for you here to turn.

Lana1:
Dem don dey change mouth already. Few weeks ago, they were making mouth about United dreaming of top 4. Now they are praying to Otem to help them against Watford.

Greenwood vs Rudiger in 2 weeks. I dey wait

BlueRayDick:
But trolling aside, Rudiger was very very foolish to have jumped into that challenge on Bellerin leading to the second goal. He just made it easy for Auba to delete Zouma before scoring the goal eventually

That's the type of defending encouraged by some ignorants who analyse monkey post football. He destroyed that shape in defence, immediately he stupidly lunged that tackle.

I will see how Lampard reacts to this German disaster we have in our defence, next season.

Lana1:
Lel.
[s]U needed 2 replies to come up with absolute bullshite. Your skull must really be full of salty ocean water.

What a load of rubbish. When they cant come with superior arguments based on actual stats that matter, that's when u start seeing rubbish like goals per game, penalties won, take ons.

In football, they give awards for most assists and most goals.
But it's only people with salt water brain that will care about irrelevant stat padding like take ons and 'small chances created'.

You are so desperate to prove Captain Murica didn't have an average season u keep coming up with rubbish.

£0 Greenwood:
10 goals, 1 assist in 1313 epl minutes.

£60m Captain Murica:
9 goals, 4 assists in 1727 epl minutes.

So the only thing Captain Murica can boast of is 3 extra assists more than that of an 18 year old playing in his first full season despite playing more games.

60million that cant even stay fit. 60million wey don enter bush.

airmark fück you and fück your Captain Murica![/s]

Morata had rubbished that per minute nonsense when he had an impressive per minutes stats at Madrid only to flop as a starter in Chelsea.

If the inferior Mason is great, he should be starting and playing full matches. Nobody's fault that Firewood couldn't last for 90 mins.


You had expected Firewood to destroy Rudiger as could be seen below, only for the average defender to put Firewood in his pocket like an Indian magician.

Your Ls are many, but only one appears in your moniker.

Lana1:
Dem don dey change mouth already. Few weeks ago, they were making mouth about United dreaming of top 4. Now they are praying to Otem to help them against Watford.

Greenwood vs Rudiger in 2 weeks. I dey wait

Firewood.

Where's lordfalcao and those Rudiger supporters sef? I want them to come and defend their foolish Rudiger.

Later some ignorants would say VVD doesn't engage and other mumu talk. The foolish Rudiger, like his mentor, Boathand senselessly jumped into Bellerin, leaving his rear and causing serious problem for that 2nd goal. I don't know how and why we signed this idiot.

If Lampard doesn't sign a quality CB next season and improve on his defence, i will just put him in the same category as Fraudiola.

elrony:
Your partner in cry, misery loves company

The guy dey hit una with 'hit and chop grass' ring. Na your own i dey wait for, short people sabi reach ground quickly.

Segedinho:
Speaking from 66points

You dey hammer them scummies.

Expert17:
My dear Manchester United fans let's take it easy on Chelsea Football club.

If Segadinho is feeling this way.....just imagine how Kepa, Rudiger, Lampard, Airmark, Hensben and Ibime will be feeling right now.

This is a clean sheet, so you have 0 point.

Expert17:
Clean sheet is 0 points.

Lana1:
Lel.
What useless contribution to goals? Shey na the paltry 5 assists he had all season?

Abeg stop making noise about that average Ninja. There's nothing special he's done this season that we haven't seen from other players elsewhere.

Average Ninja

Goals per match - 0.36

Firewood

Goals per match - 0.29

Average Ninja

Assists - 4

Firewood

Assists - 1

Average Ninja

Big chances created- 6

Firewood

Big chances created - 1

Lana1:


While airmark said we should watch out for Pulisic, Thorvik say na Odoi, while some said it was Mount.

Average ninja with injury-derailed season, still gave you the big L.

Lana1:
Lel.
What useless contribution to goals? Shey na the paltry 5 assists he had all season?

Abeg stop making noise about that average Ninja. There's nothing special he's done this season that we haven't seen from other players elsewhere.

That's true but not from your attackers. He will bench any attacker in your team on that left wing.

elrony:
How many L you wan chop for this life? ..you be glutton?

Eyan Kakulaytor with reLLLLaxed mind

I chop this one too.

KingAlabi:
You said better

I gave you goal in the premier league against our 18 YEARS OLD

you said goal contribution I gave you our player signed in JANUARY

where you wan run go now

I never even mention rashord or martial

Abi you wan run go who get the highest shakushaku dance airmark from Oceania?

I only had Pulisic vs Greenwood arguement with Lana. Leave Bruno out of it, Lana didn't mention him.

KingAlabi:
This one mumu oh

So you don move from Greenwood to Bruno Fernandes? Lana1 will curse you for accepting the L on Greenwood vs Pulisic.

Oasis007:


Spurs 2018/19 Season, 0Milli UCL Final, Top 4 sealed.

Another L for your team this season with your spending spree.

KingAlabi:
You were saying ?

Ask your herbal doctor, what they call contributions to goals.

CapitalCee:
Let it go Bro. I feel your pain

Sincerely, it would have been painful, if United had won the FA cup.

Segedinho:
Sorrow

Ole-200milli....qualify to UCL..no play off

Frankie-0milli qualify to UCL ..no play off



Who should be in sorrow

You won't see Patrickmuf joining them in this show of shame. That one is more sensible than these ones here trolling after spending big on Bissaka and Magwaya but still lost to an attack spearheaded by Giroud.

Oasis007:


Na your Life I want safe, no be say I want lose life join. Make I hug you tightly before you jump inside Atlantic Ocean again....... LMAO!

Don't SAFE my life, already saved. Scummy.

Lana1:
Lol. I knew this would be ur next line of defence. Typical King of the coast behaviour.

Congrats on Captain Murica's goal. If only he won said final tho.

Greenwood at 18 years old scored 10 league goals in his first senior season. Comeback whenever Pulisic tops that in his career!
Greenwood is currently joint 2nd highest goalscorer in an European Competition. Comeback whenever Captain Murica manages to score more than one goal in an European campaign.

This European competition doesn't have a name? Shame dey catch you to mention Europa?

Pulisic was too big to be playing Europa league, we should leave it for Odoi and Firewood. He is better than all United attackers combined.

Greatihex, do you still want Rudiger to lead our central defence next season?

Everything i faulted about his game before we signed him, he is still exhibiting years after. He is already 27yrs.

Oasis007:


Make I hug Airmark too, na my Gee!

Go and hug transformer.

eph12:
Shame dey catch me for airmark sef

Shame no catch you for Degea and your mumu team?

Oasis007:



E pain am.... LMAO!

You wished.