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A40:
[s]To think someone will actually have the unique misfortune of having a useless nonce like you as a father for the rest of their life. What a tragedy

Keep displaying your foolishness for everyone to see. You're fast entrenching yourself as the resident clown and ret@rd of this section[/s]

Don't take sniper bro, in case things go south o.

Na agbero wey no get hope, dey utter this thing sha. They can die because of #50 at the motor parks. Their lives mean nothing to them.

A40:
Oga shut up. I took a risk that day because I was literally ready to die for the bar that was on me. Not everyone will be willing to take that chance

Peperempe

GloryIsaac:
It's actually his stats that decieved me.. i don't rate players based on YouTube highlights.

Stats hugger, Raumdeuter's effect.

When i was telling some Chelsea fans that Morata would flop, despite his impressive stats, were you not here?.

eph12:
I follow hype am. I no know ball finally

A40:
[s]STFU you ret@rd. Where in my statement today did it show me advising anyone to show fear? What does not showing fear have to do with the possibility of getting shot? I don't know the full circumstances of what happened with sod neither do I know his mental make up either.

You're a fool who does not know when to shut up and die an argument. So you mean everyone who ever got extorted by SARS showed fear.

Just shut up because the more you write the more people can see you for the waste of skin you are[/s]

Your poverty-ridden soul should have been taken when you offered it to SARS because of #1000

A40:
Oga shut up. I took a risk that day because I was literally ready to die for the bar that was on me. Not everyone will be willing to take that chance

A40:
You're ret@rded I would not expect you to understand simple analogy. You have been given numerous examples of officers who are clearly inebriated and under the influence and you're still chatting shyte.

The danfo drivers they open fire on or the youth corper they accidentally shot in Abuja oncoming from celebrating her P.O.P were not composed and confident?

One atom of intelligence is not resident in your head walahi.

You are just like Dayo, both of you are irresponsible.

Who replied sod09 below, when he talked about shooting? You cant stop showing how irresponsible you are. Fake ass Biiitch.

A40:
[s]Your IQ is extremely low. Imagine thinking your rights count in a country that has the highest Number of prisoners awaiting trial anywhere in the World.

You are a spastic wasteman and Shithouse to not realize there would be situations where the officer you are facing does not give a crap about your rights and would go above and beyond to abuse it.[/s]

Once you aren't looking like a Bariga tout, composed and confidently you address them, they can only delay you or ask for money for beer.

I will recommend PRALARG for you, only if you don't bring your irresponsible online character to real life.

BlueRayDick:
I just did a Google and search and I must say kudos to the convener and those making PRALARG work. Keep up the good work.

But what we are saying here is; these dare devil police men can mess up any young man without connection and make sure he needs PRALARG assistance after he's been incarcerated for months unjustly. It can get worse if they shoot you and claim you are a criminal resisting arrest

I won't abuse them, my calmness and approach to their requests will humble them.

Nobody wants to lose their jobs, they were trained not to bark up the wrong tree by their superiors, hence they won't pass the limit.

There are exceptions, no doubt but in Soddick's story, one can easily cross the t.

BlueRayDick:
Bros If u know how many people languishing in jail awaiting trial for years just because they refused to settle policemen before and after getting to the station you will have rethink about your last paragraph.

Year 2017 one useless guy who is a neighbor's son assaulted my parents. We had him arrested and despite police trying to let him off the hook , we pressed charges and the matter got to court.

It was there I knew what our justice system looked like. You know cases would be called before it gets to ur case, one guy's case was pathetic. He's been held at kirikiri for 3years. What was his offence? He was mistakenly arrested in place of another person. Boys were pursuing someone else but he was wearing the same colour of shirt as the thief's and boom they rushed him, took him to the police despite not seeing the stolen item on him.

The police charged him to court after which the police IPO in charge of his case never appeared in court for any of his subsequent hearing. Each time his case is read in court, the IPO will be nowhere to be found and the magistrate will adjourn for another 4 months after which he will be taken back to kirikiri. The magistrate was in a good mood that day and said he will throw his case out and ordered him to do 2 hours of community service and be allowed to go home. This young man broke down in tears. He's the only member of his family in Lagos and nobody knew he was in jail sef.

Baba if this system mess u up lasan, u go forget ur right. Even ikechukwu that was saying he will kill any sars or police any day he's harassed. Guess what he did what he was harassed recently

Google PRALARG and check how they get similar cases settled. I work with them, I know alot bro, not bragging.

Once i reach station, trust me, nothing will be paid.

A40:
[s]Shut up your mouth you foolish doofus. We have seen police brutality on innocent ones who have committed no offense numerous times in the past and you're busy chatting shyte.

Nigeria police that you will show school ID card and they will tell you it is fake. Can you imagine this sodomite?

You're a dyslexic POS. Anybody with a working brain can deduce that by that I was showing how far I was willing to go to defend what rightfully belonged to me. That you interpreted that to mean anything else just shows how ret@rded you are.[/s]

Yes, you stated your poverty-induced reason, while some of us can die fighting for our rights. Values bro.

A40:
Oga shut up. I took a risk that day because I was literally ready to die for the bar that was on me. Not everyone will be willing to take that chance

iamoyindamola:
Cc bikeman airmark

https://www.nairaland.com/5443651/how-man-saved-some-boys

This even supports my view. You can get yourself out in a composed and strategic manner. Last, they will ask you to give them something for weekend, even if it's on a Monday.

Once they saw panic in you, you are gone. Maybe it's meeting officers on the road, several times gave me that confidence. Being clean is major.

A40:
[s]One would have thought small intelligence will come from you being a brand new father but it seems it has only heightened your stupidity.

You're clearly ret@rded. It's easy for an egbere like you to form Thanos on Nairaland and chat megedefegede. Like Biggy said. It's hard to yell when the barrel is in your mouth[/s]

So all those that brilliantly got themselves out of their grips, formed Thanos offline. Every sensible person knows what went wrong in Sodik's encounter, but you wouldn't.

You are a disgrace, for refusing to pay them, offering your life just because it meant nothing to you, not because you know you didnt do anything wrong and knew your rights.

iamoyindamola:
do you have amensia?
Why not go dig out watermark

You blanked the confessions, and i can tell that they hooked you based on that.

People tend to narrate their encounters in a way to avoid scolding.

Seankafor should ask you questions.

iamoyindamola:
See educated man that doesn't know the meaning of cug

You have forgotten all the lies you told back then. Smh.

What confessions did your brother make?

Lana1:
Like if na station dem carry am go, nothing for do am?

Hope u saw the link to that twitter thread i posted? Na station dem carry the guy go where they were threatening to shoot him if he didn't pay.
Except you be Chuck Norris or Van Damme anybody go fear for that kind situation

I can't count the number of times i had settled officers, since i started driving after my SSCE.

I didn't berate larride for settling with a paltry sum, neither would i have done such to sodick if he parted with similar amount. Mr man, i cant give anybody 20k in any station when my hands are clean, for my release.

A40:
Oga shut up. I took a risk that day because I was literally ready to die for the bar that was on me. Not everyone will be willing to take that chance

I was shocked that you could be that smart. So, it was because your life is worthless, not because you were a man.

iamoyindamola:
we were taken to the station they brought out an album containing dead people and took my brother to a place that was stinking he was told that's where they dump dead bodies.
At that point they searched me and remove my cug phone,they threatened us to confess that we are yahoo boys.
It's only online some people will form Bruce Lee

This is what got me angry and to always attack you. You don't need to reframe your story because i was attacking you or because raumdeuter is here.

It's either you lied with the story you told us then. I'm now suspecting you now more than ever.

You told us then that they stopped you, took your phones and drove you to station immediately. Now it has turned to, they searched and collected your cug phone in their station.

sod09:
they collected our phones, the next thing they told us to enter the bus, first time I entered police station was today

What confessions did your brother make here?

sod09:
I won't blame the boy him be butter, immediately they stopped us I told him don't say anything, yet he panicked on sighting guns and started confessions.
I did IT in a bank ,I'm a student , honestly the money pain me oo. Seperating was their joker cos 5 against him threatening to shoot his leg that he's a yahoo guy.
Not fair at all,we need that gun law in naija

raumdeuter:
So he cant be shot in the station if he refused to pay? If they shoot him and his brother shey na you go come plead his case?

I have seen in a Nigerian police station a mopol with a gun so drunk that his fellow policemen were even scared to enter the same room with him later when he fell asleep they had to tie him up and lock him in a cell. If 2 of those types were in a station any sensible person should rather pay up even if you dey your fathers house

Exceptions. Stop creating a new story.

raumdeuter:
Does it matter where, how and when the money was paid? The only thing that matters is that his life was saved when it's your turn do as you think its right and brave

Yes it matters, he was taken to the station, not to a bush at gun-point as you tried to reframe the story.

He already learnt how to handle such better next time.

raumdeuter:
[s]Is he A40? were their situation the same? If his mind told him there could be danger in him not paying then what is your own business? We can all pontificate on how we will do this and that

Na only people wey commit crime police dey shoot? Even in America with human rights and everything how many innocent people have been shot when they didn't commit any crime when they encounter police and you are talking about Nigeria.

The only thing that matters now that he is alive after encountering SARS, Not everyone went through the encounter and remained alive

When next you are in Nigeria go find SRS and argue with them, we will give you the Aare Ona Kakanfo of this thread award for being braver than Sod09 which you can hang on your wall

At least that will make your day[/s]

This is how you always argue blindly. You don't even know how and where the money was paid.

raumdeuter:
[s]Bros don't let anyone guilt-trip you into going against your sense of danger. Na only you dey the situation at that time and if your mind tells you to drop money to save your life abeg drop am. Don't let any internet Van Damme use your life to play MMM. "Enu dun rofo"

If it is in a crowded road where there are people around you can try to argue with them stylishly but in the middle of the bush or lonely place abeg drop the money instantly and walk away with your life.

These SARS are no different from robbers so if a robber corner you in a lonely place will you argue your rights with him? If robber tell you to lie down will you ask why or ask for your money will you ask if you dey owe dem?

You are able to argue today and be trolled because you are alive, if it had gone another way na the same people go call you mumu for arguing with SARS. Don't argue with a man with a gun. The guys wey dem shoot now na dem wife kids, parents and siblings dey suffer[/s]

Did you even remember his story well, before wasting your energy giving irrelevant advice on a different story you made up?.

He gave 250k for committing no crime, after he showed what they asked for. Even a40 though a ninny, handled his well too.

A40:
Damn bro! Did you get any details? Any of their names or numbers at all? They probably pounced when they saw your brother panicking. These wastemen once accused me of stealing my chequebook once but I was clean so I didn't drop a penny though they made it sure to waste almost 3 hours of my time which I'd never get back,

elrony:
Losing to the Gayners today isn't supposed to be shocking

A draw is ok.

SkimpleD:
Yeah, it was psychology. My first experience with them and I wanted to leave with my shoulders high.


Leave Sod alone. it’s not funny around sars guys.

I no hold am. I'm just angry that he is still justifying how he stupidly handled the situation.

I believe he's still very young and maybe age took a toll on him that day.

iamoyindamola:
Upon all your feyinbole school and education, you had to swim to Canada.
Are you a fish??

'Two heads are better than one', But your encounter with SARS made me doubt that line. You and your brother no try at all

SkimpleD:
There are two ways to this thing just like doc pointed out. Just yesterday I drove inter-state for a ministration at Abia ad was driving back to Ph when SARS guys stopped me on the highway. I was driving alone.

The following ensued;
SARS 1; (looked at the car exterior and inside for 2mins and then asked “Who owns this car”?
Me; it’s mine. (Kept a serious face)
SARS 1; make I see the papers?
Me; what for? Is there any issue of car theft around this area? Still keeping a serious face. (After like 1 min, handed him the car papers)
SARS 1; looks at me with angrily, collected the papers and called his colleagues.
SARS 2; oh, he is even using a big phone. (Looks around the car again mischievously)

All these while I was still seated inside the car, engine running and prepared for the worst.

I over heard the 2nd one telling the other that I would cause issues for them and post them all over Twitter. . Ofcourse, I had started recording on code and sent my life notifications to my guy.

I was scared I no go lie. Those guys are evil. I just had to be mean to ward off any thoughts from them to perceive me a weakling.

Na the issue of giving them money make bikeman dey yab you which is normal. Those sars guys are afraid too. One just have to stand on his rights with SENSE

Psychology bro, education is key. God bless you.

afrodoc2:
Lol how does Greenwood connect to this talk?
E be like say you dey mentally malnourished.

I never said you should always drop you hard earned money to SARS, what i find ridiculous is continuously castigating someone that did.

I never had an encounter with them before i left the country but i know people who did. Some of those guys paid nothing, but some had to part with money.

My point is no 2 situations are the same, so mocking someone who had to drop money just because you didn’t is silly.

We've had people meeting them and some dropped money while some didnt.

It's irritating and foolish of any educated person to be treated the way Sodiki was treated and at the end of the day he still paid those fools huge amount before he could be released.

How would anyone ask me to show my account balance to them and after showing them I still need to pay them heavily before I would be released after wasting all my time.

Lana1, Larride and others that didn't act cowardly didn't have two heads. They may be more educated, bold and brilliant than sodiki though.

I believe Sodiki must have learnt his lessons now on how to deal with such situations.

raumdeuter:
The panicky Matip was passing to his keeper but the non panicky VVD was passing to Napoli's strikers to score

Did that happen last season? Oponu

So, did you condemn Allison too, after he gave Iheanacho gift, last season?

raumdeuter:
Matip has been the better defender since last season just that he is not massively hyped

When VVD was out, Matip led defence kept a clean sheet in his absence

If there was any justice you would have been stoned to death at infancy

This same panicky Matip, against your useless team? Mumu

Keown

"Positivity from the centre backs is crucial to the way Jurgen Klopp’s team play. Van Dijk and Joe Gomez — Liverpool’s first-choice pairing — are usually effortless in possession. They are always looking to play forwards to give the platform to build their attacks.

"That was not always the case on Tuesday night. Matip, in particular, panicked in possession. His most frequent pass in the first half was back to Alisson, finding his goalkeeper eight times.


"When I was playing in defence for Arsenal nothing made Arsene Wenger more angry than when we passed back to David Seaman. Go forward and the opposition are deterred from pressing your goalkeeper. Go back and you only invite them on."

raumdeuter:
Does it matter when he improved? When did Salah improve, when did Mane improve, when did we know Robertson

Your foolishness in Joules will solve electricity issues in Nigeria

Sallah and Mane didn't become forces to reckon with, because of good performances in few games.

Matip is better than VVD, is what dem no born you well to spew at Anfield. They will stone you to death.

raumdeuter:
Matip is the weak link according to who?

Robertson is the best liverpool defender
If we are talking about defensive players then Matip and Alisson will be ahead of VVD

They aren't just as hyped

When did Matip become this great? Someone that improved recently, after playing regularly with VVD. You can type rubbish in tetrabytes.

nihilistjnr:
Stop it.

I watched Van Dijk live with my 2 eyes yesterday.

That guy is something else. I've never seen a defender like him before.

Infact at some points, Matip will run forward with the ball, and Dijk was the only back man holding the line, in Sheffield uniteds half.

The guy is something else abeg.

Abi o.

We also saw him on the screen, but some people's brains are connected to raumdeuter's keyboard.

patrickmuf:
Hehehe Matip along with TAA are the weakest link in that otherwise compact defense. Robertson is great though but I won't put him on the same level with VDD but he is above TAA in the way he balances attack and defense... Yesterday, all Sheffield United did to a long ball down his wing and every time he was caught up field, Klopp had to instruct Hendo to cover for him.

Allison and VDD are up there with the best closely followed by Robertson then TAA...I don't rate Matip.

You are supposed to be a Chelsea fan, can we swap you and lordfalcao?. You know ball.



Liverpool star Joel Matip is the only possible “flaw” in Jurgen Klopp’s defence but he has been “fantastic” in recent weeks, claims Reds legend Steve Nicol.