₦airaland Forum

Keziehenry:
why is she wearing a wedding ring?

how is that a wedding ring when it has got a stone on it

HungerBAD:
Drop your number here.

I might need your services. Matter of fact drop it now, so i can call you before going to bed.

PM'd you

HungerBAD:
Petty Thief.


A friend of mine has 7 cars doing this Uber thing, and he has some kind of track or something on them, as he can tell where all his cars are anytime.

The owner of this car should have done the same thing.
... .

While I don't see eye to eye with you on a number of political views, I stand with you on this. Lemme us your popularity and advertise my service for Vehicle (or fleet) tracking. Very competitively priced, you have absolute control of the tracking of your vehicle either from a web interface or a mobile interface. You can for instance setup a geo-fence which is as the name suggests a geographical fence. If the vehicle crosses this "fence" you can set the system to either send you a notification or disable the vehicle immediately. PM me if u require more details or are interested

Jobabori:
The minister backing them is more likely to be that bearded man from Oke Ogun in Oyo State, a lawyer in charge of communication, an extremist to the core.

You my friend are a very intelligent person. You are blessed with insight and are capable of reading between the lines.

Ekinematics:
No SE city should be on that list.
My list based on number of speakers will be;

1. PH
2. Benin
3. Warri
4. Lagos
5. Yenagoa
5. Calabar

Rubbish list. Playing ostrich

Ekinematics:
Lol. Go to PH, then go to Warri and compare how many persons you meet on a daily basis that converse with pidgin. I repeat stop mistaking accent or slang for number of speakers.

You have been rambling about PH speakers. I will let it slide

unstableaswater:
If u are talking about accent and style try Sierra Leone, Warri will look like child play but if u are talking scale and population, warri is an ant compared to the giant that is Lagos.

Lagos is the English and Pigeon English capital of Nigeria followed by Abuja, then Warri, Port Harcourt, Benin and Asaba

That Sierra Leone own is baaaaaaad. But to say Lagos is the "Pigeon" English capital of Nigeria is to give yourself away. Warri is the eternal capital of Nigerian pidgin #fact

erico2k2:
ahaha E don tay I hear dat language *I go cover U oh,nobody 4 lagos know wetin dat mean i swear, unless u grow up in warri/sapel because like this nobodey dey use dat language again.

When dem even remix am to "I go load you". With slang like sway, bounce etc

Dapsonemmanuel:
to me i feel lag should top that list .. there's even this thing with posh pidgin trending in lag nw and besides most pidgin slang were created in lag

I laugh at you in the 5 Languages of Warri. Pidgin slang created in Lagos? Even the legendary "U don baff" nobi Lagos slang. U know wetin e mean if person too say "I go cover you"? U nova riri baff

Ovokoo:
In terms of percentage there are more pidgi speakers in Benin than lafos but Lagos has more pidgin English speaking population than Benin. Even the Non-Yoruba people living in lagos are more than the population of the whole Edo state talk more of Benin. In terms of language spoken in Lagos, i'll rate it in this order, English, pidgin, Yoruba.

Lie. English and Yoruba, then pidgin

atuanso84:
shout to my agbasa brothers Esi layout..igbi, lower/upper erejuwq boys. ..okere road, warri sapele road. cementary boys...

warri no de speak pidgin/ warri na pidgin.

AREA!!

Na only inside Warri u dey hail so o. U nor hail Effurun or Enerhen or Orhuwhorun/DSC

Ovokoo:
I needed to add one city from the east and one from the west, hence the reason for Owerri and Ibadan.

U didn't need to. If all the pidgin cities aren't in the east or the west would u still add them? Besides if yenegoa is a city then Sapele and Ughelli must be on that list

FriendNG:
Shut up. What SGF said is the truth. You all are happy "Let Buhari Die" So that Pastor can get the chair.

Let him die. Comman shoot me

Symphony007:
I bid to disagree o! Your description applies to NNPC. Not LNG which is a proffesional company operated by shell and hires only the best and brightest from across the world to run it's business.

Very much seconded

Yksoul:
CAUCUS LNG,IF YOU DONT KNOW PERSON NO JOB FOR YOU MY BROTHER

Not true

mastermaestro:
Human life is of no value to vultures. How can he recover quickly and fully when he is being put under immense pressure to return home? Wicked men! But I am sure they will soon realize that power comes from GOD alone.

Kudos for the bold. Many people today would have forgotten the I

segedy:
Are you in Abuja?

Nope. But I can create an account for you to login and guide me through the process

Luiz1:
Nonsense show, Nonsense participants, Nonsense acts, Nonsense Alcohol, Nonsense rape, Nonsense thread. Everything boils down to NONSENSE SQUARE. STUPIDLY UTTER BALDADASH...

Balderdash not baldadash

segedy:
Sure!

OK Great. I've setup a free multi user account at Odoo.com I've got a rough idea of how Odoo works but I need assistance in setting up some modules specifically the inventory and the POS modules. How Can I upload a CSV file containing over 100 Items? How can I setup up the POS module to record card payments (I don't need it to interface with Interswitch yet) and to allow credit sale to customers

Is anyone here to provide advice on Odoo implementation for a Retail shop?

Flakky26:
Pls Can someone be of help, how do i get two separate outputs display from a laptop,using the VGA and HDMI. Thank you

Did u get this resolved?

gbosaa:
Which money ??How much do you think they were paid then?.

Those guys played football for peanuts. The first set of Nigerian football to make money are the likes of Keshi, Nwanu, Amokachi who went to Belgium in the late 80s and early 90s still you can't compare their salary to what footballers make today.

Why do you think the likes of fashanu abandoned the UK to hustle in Nigeria?

U don dey follow NAIJA football nobi today

JIBOSKI437:
Ur Thread.....if u dont av reasonable things to say...its better u keep mute......Ur left leg there

Reminds me of back in the day. Regarding your question about recruitment most here would definitely not like that

dhtml18:
yes of course, is there a standard code to keep it balanced? and is that the best way to authenticate if a person is a software engineer?

I don't know that a standard code exists. While it is not the best way to verify that a person is a coder it sure is a very authentic way of identifying a fraud

helphelp:
Just 100...

You don jonze...

Meanwhile, can you or anybody else help with warri slangs.

I'll be staying for well over one month.

Thank you

Disco/pull-out/waka/rotate - to get going; leave the scene
My thinking - my head
My conscience - my chest
Designer Eg that guy ńa designer - dressed to the nines
Kolobi - choke hold/hold firmly onto

dhtml18:
I know the dude now, he is a friend and a great programmer on nairaland too.
I am glad he was able to pull through, that question is a very vague one indeed.

How so? A BST can be balanced no?

chenel:
The second picture looks like nonwa gbam tai. Correct me if I'm wrong. Interesting...

Ahhhh! Nonwa Gbam. Dem days.

celestialAgent:
All this namers sef! Which one is blood cancer again? Is every cancer not primarily associated with the blood?

Rip to d lady..

Leukaemia

braxjay:
NCAN Warri Chapter send in your report on these flat heads

These aren't Igbo people. They are from Kwale in Delta State. Kwale is the headquarters of the strongest w33d in the entire galaxy and not all the noise been made about Osogbo w33d

braxjay:
NCAN Warri Chapter send in your report on these flat heads

These aren't Igbo people. They are from Kwale in Delta State. Kwale is the headquarters of the strongest weed in the entire galaxy and not all the noise been made about Osogbo weed

quentin06:
I don't know why they keep making cars with tinted glasses, wasnt like that before.

Tinted Windows provide protection from UV rays of the sun.

Autojosh, my tint is the one they call nylon tinted. Is it possible to get permits on these or are permits issued only for factory tinted windows? Cos on Valentine day those bastard Anthony Police held me and I had to cough out a tidy sum because I was ignorant

ymee:
....
. Me with my strong 2.1math/comp.sci still here jobless,
...

What do u mean by "strong 2:1"?