salford1:
It's common sense to not block an intersection.

Actually not quite common sense... I've been insulted by taxi drivers and other road users for failing to "close up" at a junction

Whose that seated next to Tony? Abi is Sadeeq no longer DMD?

madenigga:

Then why are the ijaws trying to be funny?

The Urhobos are a minority in Bayelsa true. But those Ijaws are very stupid and funny. They claim that Bayelsa is homogeneous Ijaw whereas there are other tribes indigenous to the state. Same people that Urhobo (and other Niger Delta tribes) supported during GEJ are the idiots now saying Urhobo want to be foisted on them. Damn sick idiots.

madenigga:
I heard that bayelsa state has some indigenous urhobo people don't know if its true

Very true... They occupy an island a peninsula in the state called Ofoni

https://www.nairaland.com/2289624/meet-ofoni-people-bayelsa-only

KODACK:


Is that a problem..... You need to read well na....


Chai, you funny sha...... I thought DRAGNET has done a horrible thing

The problem with dragnet is not the verbal. Yes it's a bit tougher having to read a long passage and pick two correct answers. But I would pick that over the evil/wickedness/witchcraft/sorcery that dragnet calls Abstract Reasoning. SHL any day over the abracadabra that is Dragnet

PS: And like the poster above said, yes Total HR staff touch base with this (and numerous other) threads on this forum. No need to email them because whatever email you are sending your communication to is not read by anyone

VictorEkwere:
their bonus na mouth blowing bro

Nigerians and awoof. So you really think a businessman will sell ₦3,000 worth of goods for ₦1,000? If only you know the trick at play you will run away from those "bonus"

caringsce:
I honestly think this reason is lame, except there’s something they’re not telling us. The people to be evacuated are Nigerians with a Nigerian airline. I don’t get how an expired passport will stop them from flying. The view of the immigration officer on arrival is that you are coming home and as such all you need to do is prove citizenship, which an expired passport does.

NO Immigration officer anywhere in the world will allow you leave without valid travel documents. The South African Immigration will not allow the exit of anyone with non-valid documents.

But I believe all this nonsense they are telling us is to ready our minds when they come around to tell us that the evacuation couldn't happen. It doesn't take more than an hour for the Nigerian government to issue Emergency Travel Certificates to those people who allegedly have expired passports. I doubt any Nigerian living in SA has requested to be evacuated. All of this is mere smokescreen and huffing and puffing

tyup:
Well if this is ur first time to hear of this Country's name gather here

You never heard of Swaziland before?

They changed their name to Eswatini because people were confusing then with Switzerland

FamousMonk:
He looks like a man that will die young..
Marrying an Igbo woman is a suicide mission..

And Maureen Esisi is Igbo? Yoruba people and their mindset that all non-yoruba southerners are Igbo! Go and get educated on where she comes from

Is CTL in Nicosia? Larnaka? or Limassol?

Ekwutox:


Op so African women are at a higher risk of having fibroid, why?

Africans and women of African descent are pre-disposed to it. Yes.

Africans are somehow also pre-disposed to hypertension

Naija man! It's summer time (or at least end of summer) with blazing hot temperatures. U still nack trouser go beach

Awol1:
You forgot to add the most important part, which is that getting admission abroad with laminated certificate is headache.

Just don't laminate

Really? Headache to get admitted abroad with laminated certificate? Do you send the laminated certificate to the school before they send make an offer of admission or not?

thesicilian:
A goat that follows a lion to hunt should be aware that whether they catch any prey or not, the lion must eat at the end of the day.

Actually, whether dem catch anything or not, one meal for the lion that day done set

Gulher:
Government Ekpemupolo Somebody's name is Government? Why wont he be a thief

You need to enter those Ijaw creeks to hear some names. You will know that Government is a good name

stevebond007:
Kalimera...

Kalimera/Καλημέρα to you too. Μιλάς Ελληνικά;

Let's see how much Greek you learnt

Γειά σου Κύριε CollinsWeGlobe. Πώς πας;

godofuck231:
Its an American lexus that's one of the good reasons if na out right toyota, that na death, no delay

Since when did Lexus become American?


Lexus is the luxury vehicle division of the Japanese automaker Toyota. -Wikipedia

ctleurocollege:
It is more important to acquire heavenly citizenship




Contact me if you wish to study in South Cyprus

There's nothing like South Cyprus. It's called The Republic of Cyprus or in Greek Κυπριακή Δημοκρατία

datola:
Most Nigeria's mechanics are 'Kazeems"

I observed they all use Mobil XHP for all cars and the educated illiterate customers driving latest cars will watch them as they pour wrong oil grade into their car engines.

That's why Nigerian used cars engines are nothing to write home about after one or two years of use.

I prefer servicing my car at organised service centres and even at that I watch and direct them as they work on the car.

Even those organised service centres use rubbish oil

vic17:
are the been she is 18 to 23 or have a daughter that age bracket, I for marry her or her daughter only Nigerian female actress I follow on IG apart from Genevieve.

Na "Had it been" na hin u type as "are the been" Chisos

Barryseal:
9.96 is a very solid time. He should be within the medal zone at the Olympics if he can shelve 0.25 from his return time. Solid

Shave

The guy doesn't know that using that phone he can easily be traced. Small money to Nigeria Police they will track down that IMEI and he will regret ever stealing a phone

TollaniHub:
Jackye the computer guru

Abeg let's throw that word "guru" with care. What new computer innovation has she come up with fir her to now be a "guru"?

Omonoba1:
This is fake news. The date on that notice is 12th August while the InvictusObi saga came to the open just a few days ago.

Actually he was arrested on Aug 6th. The news only broke in Aug 16th here in Nigeria

megastu:
Dutch Guilder has been abolished since 2000 or how is that possible that she stole dutch guilder?

I stopped reading when I saw "Dutch Guilder"

And someone believed this rubbish? Dutch Guilder? Really? That currency that has not been used in at least 15 years?

BRASH:
When they tell u that some mods are dumb, u think its joke. They only know how to ban people upandan

It's dumb people that rush to call other people dumb. I bet you didn't know that someone from the Republic of Niger is called a NigeriEn. I bet you thought it was a misspelling of NigeriAn

Spatta:
Whoever wrote this news is more damaged in brain than the man in question, Deported to where? "aircraft that was preparing to take off from Lagos to Port Harcourt, has been deported to his country". Does it make sense to use the word deported in this case ?
This is what you get when Idiot rules from the very top
Country where the President cannot provide Certificate without fraud. The Bloggers and news men will be from "Oluomo" constituency

Did you see that it said NigeriEn (someone from Niger Republic)?

Spatta:
Whoever wrote this news is more damaged in brain than the man in question, Deported to where? "aircraft that was preparing to take off from Lagos to Port Harcourt, has been deported to his country". Does it make sense to use the word deported in this case ?
This is what you get when Idiot rules from the very top
Country where the President cannot provide Certificate without fraud. The Bloggers and news men will be from "Oluomo" constituency

Did you see that it said NigerEn (someone from Niger Republic)?

BrainSanitizer:


Please oh. Let me ask this question.
Do moderators read the content of posts before moving them to front page?
I don't seem to read any meaning in this post.
Maybe I'm the one not comprehending it?
Somebody please help me.
Hanging in Lagos. Plane headed to port Harcourt. Arrested and detailed. Taken to psychiatric hospital. Everything seems to be happening within Nigeria.
Then suddenly, immigration and deportation to his country came in.
Is he not a Nigerian?
Or is the Lagos they are talking about in another country?
Please I need help.

Read Well. It said NigeriEn, someone from the Republic of Niger as opposed to NigeriAn from the Republic of Nigeria

soberdrunk:
People get mind sha!!! Ordinary 3 hotel towels I "borrow" I nearly get heart attack, how do you even scam $8.3 million dollars and sleep at night!

And those hotel towels dey soft die... I "borrow" a few from 4 Points for VI... I Know as I dey breathe like who dey oxygen tank