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I laf @ dose saying naija is behind. Come 2 barnawa high cost in kaduna and c all d buildings are prefabricated, and they have spend more than 20 years already.

Pls house i need the service of some one on wristband

Oksman:
Sorry if i may ask, does a man ovulate? just curious.

some1 posted the question 2 me

Pls, for Doctors in the house, i've started my cycle on the first of this month, whem am i suppose to start ovulating?

Please Doctors in the house come help me out. My wife took in last month and as the normal pregnancy wahala, she falls sick often which people say its normal. But another thing is she experience pain in inside of her vagina that sex is a no go area. It went on for days that i had to send her for an xray since we are nt allow to take drugs without prescription. During the xray they couldnt locate any formation of baby inside, so the doctor said the pregnancy has scattered and it want to come out that is why she is experiencing the pain. And he suggest we pay so that he could perform operation right away. Removing that baby is the last thing in my mind so i now took her to a general hospital and xplain thesame thing. They ask her series of question and one them was if she experience any kind of vagina discharge which is no. We were send to the hospital lab to run typhoid and malaria test and also run a scan which the result were stil pending. But during the scan in the hospital, they also said they cant locate anything inside of her. So we couldnt meet a doctor uptil now since the result werent ready for him to tel us what the result mean. Another thing, when we got back home later in the evening, after sometime she experience a fowl smelling vagina discharge. After she clean herself up, she told me the pain reduce alot. So please my felow country people, anybody can gv me a hint of what to expect from the doc? Pls help a brother.

1M 4 80people say waitin hapen. Even 300 guest i cant budget that.

Hello nairalanders,
I want to believe that there are profesionals properties agent in the house, pls you can help a brother who wants to venture into properties agent developement. All that I need to know. No knowledge is a waste.
Pls instead of a man just sit at home and do nothing and be waiting for that job to come by, one start up something.
Thanks.

Amen

STFUareyouGod:
How's this romantic?

move it 2 d right section

The economy of d country has draged d comon man 2 d world that he has nothing 2 feed on but the rich. No one is save again in this country. If u are nt caught in bokoharam deadly attack, armed robbers are waitin 4 u. If u escape that ritualist are there, kidnapers are there. Nid ur prayers as d Hekan national president rev Emmanuel Dzarma, Rev Yakubu Dzarma and Rev Iliya Anto were kidnaped along Abuja road. And d kidnappers were askin 4 100,00000.. who ever is d mod pls do d nidful. all christians needs 2 pray hard

The economy of d country has draged d comon man 2 d world that he has nothing 2 feed on but the rich. No one is save again in this country. If u are nt caught in bokoharam deadly attack, armed robbers are waitin 4 u. If u escape that ritualist are there, kidnapers are there. Nid ur prayers as d Hekan national president rev Emmanuel Dzarma, Rev Yakubu Dzarma and Rev Iliya Anto were kidnaped along Abuja road. And d kidnappers were askin 4 100,00000.. who ever is d mod pls do d nidful. all christians needs 2 pray hard.

LORDSAMURAI:
GO to the doctor and stop seeking 4 help on nairaland.

thanks

Indeed this life is a complete irony. others find it simple 2 do a particular job while others find it extremely hard 2 do the same job. I've read so many testimonies of women complaining how there man can nt last more than a minute, my own case is the reverse. I can make love 4 hours without even a sign of cumin. I know many men wil jump at this opportunity. Bt i beleive if u have a good conciense u wil understand how pathetic it looks like when ur wife is physicaly exhusted for she has experience her own pleasure and she want u 2 cum just 4 u 2 b releive. 4 d records, i've never tested any sex enhancing drug lets more of me taking it b4 sex. I can go like 2 to 3 days b4 i can release. I dont know weather there re pple wt same xperience here. Pls help a brother. 4 gv my gramatical tiawn cos am using an old generation phone dat i cant edit wt. Thanks

BumBae:
Congrats

How long did u court if u dont mind me asking ... From when u met on FB

a year and a month

Where do i start my thanks giving from. My joy knew no bounds and it made me speachless. For those trusting God 4 a life partner, let this year not pass you bye amen.

Where do i start my thanks giving from. My joy knew no bounds and it made me speachless. For those trusting God 4 a life partner, let this year not pass you bye amen.

Where do i start my thanks giving from. My joy knew no bounds and it made me speachless. For those trusting God 4 a life partner, let this year not pass you bye amen.

Hy romancelanders, i was going through my fiance contacts yesterday which we intend using as bulk sms dis weekend for our wedding. Lo and behold i beging to see different funny names like goat, donkey, mumu 1 and 2, body odour and d list continue. Wen i confronted her, she said some men re just stupid and hopeles. So save those numbers 2 detect when ever they re callin. But i first check my own 2 c with what she saved mine. We just laugh it off. And its d usual pet names. Pls any1 with an xperience.

Our budget is missing

Hy pals, my wedding is around d corner. Jan 30th. Anziety grips me. Like finaly saying bye 2 bachelorhood, no more eating at d buka again, no more unnecessary movement, everything has 2 b 4 a reason.
Eventhough am happy, i hold no lady emotional hostage. Am 29 and she is my 2nd lady in my life. The 1st one left that she is nt ready. I love her and she loves me too. I always imagine, wil the love continue as it is or it wil change wt time. As 4 the anziety, 4 those that pas through this stage, is the filing normal or am i just been unnecesary restles?

WITH LOVE FROM SAMBISA
A Nigerian Soldier stood at the edge of Sambisa Forest watching as his platoon members slept, wrapped in their army blankets with their boots on. It was a cold night..Decembernights in Maiduguri were cold enough to make polar bears jealous..It was colder than a dog's nose.
The soldier huddled closer to the camp fire as he stirred the flames. Shadows crossed his face as memories flooded his mind. It was christmas time..and he was far from home. His wife would be frying chicken tonight as his children blew balloons and stole chinchin from the kitchen..Oh.. How he missed his family!
The war on terror seemed endless. The more of the terrorists they killed.. The more they seemed to increase. He was bone-tired and home-sick. He just wanted to be home.. at least for Christmas. He scowled as he recalled stories about the diversion of funds meant for military equipment. "May Dasuki rot in the hottest part of hell for his wickedness!" He swore.. So many of his comrades had fallen in combat under superior fire.. They had been so ill-equipped.. He spat into the fire as he cursed..
In another part of Sambisa, a terrorist swapped stories with his colleague..Worried looks on their faces..This year hadnt been a good year for them. They had sustained heavy losses and so many of them had died. It was hard getting new recruits due to the weight of public opinion against them..They had lost moral justification and now received widespread condemnation due to their incessant bloodletting and abduction of women and children. .
Even some of their sponsors had stopped sending money out of fear of being discovered by the NSA. The bloody cowards! Lily-livered politicians! But things were looking up though.. Their alliance with ISIS held a promiss of better days.. And if it all went south.. Well.. They would all go out with a big bang (No pun intended) and fly skywards to their seventy virgins in paradise.. He laughed devilishly as his comrade cracked a joke about wearing a santa claus costume and dropping off bombs in people's home wrapped as Christmas gifts for the kids..
Bika heard him laughing from the tent and shuddered.. Her husband was as cold hearted as they came! She hated him with every fibre of her being. She had prayed for God to give her a benevolent benefactor.. someone who would make sense out of the nightmare that had become her life.. Since that fateful night when she and 299 other girls had been abducted from Chibok..
She had gotten him instead..and her life had become an endless cycle of pain. Forced into sex.. Forced into marriage.. And now forced into Motherhood.. Her life had been ravaged by a malevolent whirlwind called Terror. Its astonishing how your whole life could change in one moment.. She cradled her baby in her arms and sobbed.. So much for Christmas! She wondered if anybody still remembered.. If anybody would spare a thought for Bika at Christmas.. the girl from Chibok who never returned from school..
If she could, she would put her tears in a bottle and send it to the good people of Nigeria.."With love from Sambisa"

tpraiz:
Sabo

ur adres n number if u dont mind

Austin4lif:
I will lead the Nairaland forums members in kaduna to you wedding. I will mobilize them from KASU , KAdpoly, Narayi, sabo ,barnawa and all over. Keep a table for nairaland team.

cant wait 2 c u dia.

Edohe:
[color=#550000][/color]I like that,I wish u happy marriage life,kaduna nairaland members will represent

look 4ward 2 seeing u dat day. Tanks

tpraiz:
Wow conngrats bro!
U/Romi is close to wia I stay!
I will try to make it to ur wedding !

wia do u stay? Sabo or Television?

I've been on nairaland for the last four yrs, but this is my first post. And in this last four years i've viewed so many jaw droping pre-wedding shots that can get some one intimidated. But i refuse to be intimidated. No matter your financial status, there is always ur size in d market. This union started from facebook and it will soon be a reality. I think not all online dating are scam. Just pray to God and he will direct your path. Its January 30th, 2016. Hekan Church U/Romi kaduna. 10am. And as for the shots while some spending thousands, mine just cost N750. I decide to cut my cloth according to my cloth. Let the mercy and grace of God be upon this home. Amen

i am new here

nawaoo all dis one for 9ja pikin. hw much person get way go start dis kind bizz? i gues its mend for ajebota nt every one

hmmm fake life