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snthesis:
I wrote it but d inspiration came from U

Now, when you say U, who do you mean?

ikamefa:
meet me for jungle jor ! 

. . . so we all can have ourselves some rumble 

mukina2:
dey dia dey try me . . if i jam you for corner eh

We'll do the "butt like duck" dancing styleeeee      

Vote for election, vote for referendum, vote for revolution, vote for dell digital library, so so vote vote vote  

Okay, I go vote when day break, make I try catch some slumber tonight (I hope I don't get nightmares of snarl faced Ika 

If only you could take a frontal view of that pinshure of my record breaking feat wey you post, you go see say common one teeth no dey my full wide mouthed grin of glee  (no let the teeth you see on the emoticons deceive you oh)     

Its buried deep in the rock for back of iyekuselu via evbuonogbon in the hinter parts of use quarters in egor, (alongside excalibur) and no enchantment can prise it free. . . bwhu ha ha ha ha ^{evil laughter}

I don pay you 

I don pay you 

I don pay you 

I don pay you 

I don pay you 

Haba, I don pay before na, I even pay interest on top, you don forget?

E be like say u don see who go junction for you, see ya shmileee

But I still require full delivery for my padlock order, and it must be according to the afore mentioned specifications 

Okay, you catch me, I just dey form vex

In fact, I want my padlocks now ^{check out my vexing}

ikamefa:
na me u dey give specification to? i laff in swahili
sorry nuttin for u . if u nor want pako- padlock then waka

No oh, You must gimme my padlocks according to specification oh

The only things wey scatter that wonderful night na people brains from my systematic, calculative and scintillating steps meeeeeeeeeen ^{nostalgic memories flooding the membranes in my brains}   

Ooops. . .

I ain't even gonna mention the protrusion of the flabby layers housing the annal canal. . .

Muki, look the pinshure again, from the angle of my hind skull, and the way my left chin is tilted in relation to my jaw, you can actually see that I have a wide grin on my face at that exhilarating moment. . .

Na you na

From under which where did you dug this pinshure out from Muki ehnn? I been looking for it, did you know that the lady was actually fainting when that shot was taken (check the droopy swooning head and the flailing hands) she was actually the 26th lady I was dancing with in a spree that lasted all of 28 hours or thereabouts. . . 

^{See as the spectators dey look with glee} 

Meeeeeeen, check my swag. . .

ikamefa:
u want make i buy you yah own padlock?  

Ika, okay, the underlisted are my customized padlock specifications:

1. The shackle has to be made up of pure refined platinum
2. The hardened, now this definitely has to be reinforced steel  
3. The plug, okay iron will do here seeing that the key will be made with such, as well as the keyway
4. The tumblers, diamonds, ^{wooooooooooooouuuuuuwwww}
5. The body, I guess lead will do here
6. The retaining screw must be cold hard 18 karat gold

If you can meet the specs, I guess my Nokia 3310 will feel more secure. . .  

mukina2:
i want pure water abeg ajadrame buy for me na from junction

Muki, ajadrame na the name wey una give my future pikin abi? I no wan go junction yet, so u go tarry awhile for the pure water

Okay, snthesis, I just wan know if na u write the poem. Ika, na only you fit dey concot such mischief, just imagine padlocks for a cell phone?

Mukiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . .

Iceeeeeeeeeeeee. . .

Ajadrameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. . .

[quote author=snthesis link=topic=599076.msg7729833#msg7729833 date=1297700579][/quote]Nice poem tho, at least we must learn to appreciate the genius[i]ity[/i] of budding literary icons Ermmm, Mr. Snthesis, na u get the poem?

mukina2:
pa huhuhuhuhuh pappapapapap jajajajjajaj i laugh in gun shots

krrrrrmmmmmmmmm gbish kprantam kprankantam gbish ^{Your laff is makin me to laff in drum rolls and rimshots}

ikamefa:
^{ok peeps make i go watch one  boring Hollywood movie}: _{pride and prejudice ( am going to snore loudly till the end)}  

Aaaight, snore well oh. I think I need to do some snoring of my own. In the words of Ika, 'Muki, what says thou, to snore or not to snore?' 

The only thing katana is good for right now is to assist spawnie in slicing ingestable and digestable parts off someone's missing something that has been placed on ice by none else but the "chill". I think I'm safe, at least for tonight. . .  

Muki, meee Eavesdrop How can I when my eyes were closed? Infact, they still are. .

What a nourishing and extremely highly nutritious meal, lucky spawnie should be looking forward to some treat soonest. Imagine the delicacy, iced as_ . . .  ^{salivating already}   

ikamefa:
muki  i don loss my lef yansh  , abeg u helep me find am? 

Okay, at this point, I must emphasize and emphatically too that both my eyes and both my ears were tightly closed when the above post was made. I heard no evil and I read no evil. . .   

ikamefa:
muki i wan ask u sortin

Muki, no run away from the question ika wan ask you oh. No worry, I no go eavesdrop. Okay, Ika, ask away, we dey listen. . .

ikamefa:
pikins? pikins?  after how many eons?

Person no go see him missing rib before pikins come? Abi u know where dem dey manufacture them make I place order?  

ikamefa:
loook! at this man  , if u use that name anywhere if i catch u?
chai ! johnny cochran plus gani fawehinmi nor fit save you!  

Okay, I wouldn't even test you there, I get the feeling you are well versed in Resurrection 101

ikamefa:
abeg what is sanaaaam?  

Ermmm, only the one that sanaaam's has got the sole responsibility to unravel the mystery of it's meaning. Muki, over to you's. . .

what a brotha would do for some sanaaam?

ikamefa:
ajadrame kinda sound sexier than ajadrage oh

Na my pikins go benefit from the name, maybe when we born am we go commence negotiation for the royalties. Deal ?

mukina2:
thinking about it now its sexcii

ajaddrammmmeeee ohh sanaaam oh sanaaaam

On second thots, maybe I should reconsider. . .