₦airaland Forum

Is new year overrated? Yes. . .

The guy made sense, he does make sense in his ideology. However, what he says is one thing, whether he really believes what he says is something else entirely. . .

Those who must do what they have to do will do, but it takes wisdom to do the right. . .

Come on people, she has moved on, can't you see. Give the lady a break. . .

ilosiwaju:
Oyedepo is an arrogant i.diot! Simple.

I am sorry, but you possess neither the moral justification, right nor the ecclesiastic authority to make this assertion. . .

Well, I wouldn't want to join issues with the statement that Nigeria will be named among the world powers by the year 2020, or any other future time. However, methinks that for spiritually minded people, the issue of Nigeria being amongst the major power brokers in global politics should be less of a priority. The present system is a decaying system, and it is passing away, giving way to a kingdom, and a King who will exert rule in love, justice and power.

Being among the power brokers in a global politics that has lost all sense of values, morality, justice, and humaneness is not a prize that children of the most High should crave for in these days of the end, this is especially more so as we see that even the power brokers of the contemporary international system can hardly claim immunity from the everyday existential challenges of economic and social security, poverty, climate change, amongst others despite advancements in technology and infrastructure.

However, as our individual hearts are different and uniquely distinct, so our desires are. But we should be mindful that our desires are in harmony with the will of our creator. He wrote the story, even He knows how the story ends, and this he has so graciously shown to faithful humankind. . .

ikamefa:
wey the ajad na?

See the ajad na ^{doing an uromi acrobatic egbagbonelinmin masquerade dance as a belated birthday present}  

. . . and them ice cones creating hallucinatory illusions via the ocular faculties, sating palates, taste buds, salivating[i]ly[/i] inviting . . .

Mukinatuphilosophisticalistic munkicious, way to go with the ill chill bringer, Iiiice. . .

Plenty of lamb biryani's, bim bom bong's, and whatever else y'all can manufacture in your individual thought processors, all available at my special 50th jubilee anniversary celebration party at , , time is 8.00 am till dusk. Come with plenty of empty pammy gourds as there'll be so much undilluted, fermented, pammy fluids to give away. . .

A simple answer to the question "does God really exist?"

The fact that one could comprehend enough as to question the reason behind the very laws of existence underscore the existence of some intelligence beyond the comprehensions of the empirical. Now, what one may choose to call this intelligence is left to individual idiosyncrasies and persuasions. However, neither these nor any attempt at 'denial' can contradict the fact that life of whatever form or sort is a reaction from some earlier action or series of actions. What were these actions composed of, or rather who effected such action(s)? This should be a question that humans (living up to the claim of being the most intelligent of creation) should make the efforts at really discovering, instead of questioning the reality of an existence which is far superior to any quasi-esoteric experience known to contemporary man.

Is this so lame?

mukina2:
ohh sanaaam ohh saaaaanaaaam 

ajayehhh ajayehhh eee mukinatu iice , ika ohh sanaaaaam

ajadrage . .creamishhhh n spikecylinder ohh sanaaaaam

Still don't get it. . .

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]^{ask Jesus to appear to me , so that i can believe he truly exist.}[/size]

Fellow, you will indeed have your request of seeing Jesus, and sooner than you ever anticipated. I only hope you would be prepared for the meeting that will determine your further existence or otherwise in his creation. . .

Creamish:
abeg IICE . . wetin b dat creature?

Scalamanga 

Creamish:
Ajadijadijadi!! where in dis planet have u been?

Creamish, na wa oh, I've been there and back again. . .

iice:
[color=#9900ff]care to jog my memory with something sweet? [/color]

Hot chocolate, whipped cream, bacon and eggs, plenty undiluted pammy, and not forgetting deep fried scalamanga. . .
_{memory jogged yet?}

Muki, careful with the tasting sha, cos I can assure some jedi jedized's diarrhea gonna end this tasting spree 

No wonder, cold just dey catch me since. The purple princess is in da house. Iice Iice baby

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Who be this?[/color]

Na me before oh, but now that you asked, I wonder

Okay, where is the pammy?

Like I was saying, in my toing and froing, I have come to realize that some certain abnormalities become possible given peculiar circumstances. It appears that poor scalamanga is just a victim of the benumbing complexities of a bio-diversity that respect neither the laws of rationality as well as nature. Which is why I understand the relationship between the poor beast and ikaa  .

Thus, if I am not mistaken, judging from the fact that this poor creature is an error of natural selection (aside from the fact that it might prove extremely difficult finding a partner for it to carry out reproductive functions), the only logical and reasonable thing to do is to ingest, masticate, consume, devour, digest, and one final one, hmmm. . .

Any ways, the future of this creature exists only as a nutritional value, and lies in the bowels of humankind.


And I can assure you that Iice and Creamish would concur with me 

. . .along with some pammy of course 

That na wetin we dey manufacture for we village now. If that will not do, I suggest we deep fry scalamanga and have it for dinner, if ikaa wouldn't mind. . .

My sista, thanks a bunch, I missed u folk. Hmmm, the village is okay , what can we say? Even if the bad people still dey run their wicked things, we upbeat cos we know how the story's gonna end. I bring much love and peace from the villagers, you know how dem dey do am, and I think that I can have a perfectly logical explanation for the perplexity that is scalamanga. . .

. . .just when the brotha was getting all choked up with the arguments on bucal cavities and dental superiorities, he gets stoned with a scalamanga. . . _{damn! Y'all still as %#@*&%!# as ever}  

Sorry about my MIA-ing your royal chillness, infact, Muki say I need to offer sacrifices to appease the 'gods'. I wonder what sort of sacrifices she had in mind. I definitely hope it ain't gonna be the type done way over there in minas tirith. . .

Belated birthday cakes have been known to engender serious complications of the bowels, especially when such cakes are known to possess elements that are neither edible nor ingestable as such that are served over the abstract super highways of cyber space,

Now wey the bubble don burst, I hope we can become more realistic now and realise that preparation and actual performance are the things that generate results. However, it ain;t too late for this team tho. Siasia and the lads can pick emselves up from this setback and actually do a good job. The team has quality, but dem still wan dey play to the gallery, no no be so. . .

Amanda Uhunmwangho, a 32 year old lady, and a staff of the Independent Electoral Commission (INEC) died under suspicious and questionable circumstances while in custody of the Nigerian Prisons Service, after having being under police detention for about 24 hours or thereabouts. While she was a complainant in an ongoing fraud litigation case within the jurisdiction of Edo State, how she came to her sorry end, especially as she was charged before a Magistrate Court hours before her untimely and unfortunate death. There are a lot of questions that need to be asked, and I would implore all to join me in asking the Nigerian State, "Who killed Miss. Amanda Uhunmwangho?"

[quote author=Tudór link=topic=319485.msg4502375#msg4502375 date=1252404918]There's absolutely no way I can accept a dead white carpenter as my god. . .never![/quote]First, Jesus Christ was not of caucasian decent, and more over, he never claimed to be God as he distinctly differentiated between himself and his father. Now as to his contemporary status, we might as well just remain patient for the final culmination of this system of things, to prove if the man that over 500 people witnessed his raising from the dead will be the same one that will come riding triumphantly from the East, as the Bible, Quran, Torah and Talmud have documented, and the various other mythologies of ancient peoples.

And as the day gradually draw to a close, even so, come Lord Jesus. . .

JaguaNana:
What a load of rubbish; you are just stringing empty words together in order to instill fear into your audience or even impress them. What is it with you Christians and Numerology

You misrepresent my beliefs if you label me with the appelation "Christian", for I am not of Christiandom. My appeal was to people with conscience, are you one?

Fill their faces with shame that they may seek thy name oh Lord. Let them be confounded and troubled for ever; yea, let them be put to shame and perish. That men may know that thou whose name is Jehovah are the most high over all the earth.

And all the good people said, amen. . .

becoomrich:
it must be a joke. . . it is a joke.

Joke or no joke, I gots only one reaction to the sight above, eeeuuuwwww