What just happened here?

Still, na wa oh. . .

mukina2:
close ya teeth

Belated birthday felicitations to the Queen of the thread. Belated yummy cake-grubbing things for my tummy. Belated boobaraba bubbling on behalf of Muki & me. . .

I have it on good authority that some of the above mentioned peoples are undergoing preparation to participate in the 2012 Olympic games. You can find Iice in the hinterland-most parts of Antarctica preparing for the Ice-swimming competition.

Muki is also gearing up to break the world record in the 100 metres 'sack race' dash. I hear she's in Ugbiyokho somewhere deep in the rain forest belt of West Africa training earnestly to be in shape.

Ikamefa is climbing the Kilimanjaro mountains in preparation to compete in the tree-climbing event of the Olympiad. She ain't making no big bones about it. From the last information I had, each of these super athletes have committed themselves to exceeding the limits of human endeavour with their individual performances in London.

I guess we should all keep our fingers crossed cos they one photo[i]syntheses[/i] as their coach. Don't ask me how he can manage to be in three different locations at the same time tho. . . 

Merci. . .

One man went to mow, went to mow a meadow, one man went to mow, went to mow a meadow. Two men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, two men, one man, went to mow a meadow. Three men went to mow, went to mow a meadow, three men two men, one man went to mow a meadow.       

Okay, now we know that the extreme chill in Europe has taken it's toll on some frost bitten fingers, and acute hypothermia has subdued the itinerant amongst the cyber community of the land hence the lull in verbal traffic. Too bad, no one was there to see the Oscars with legs flying all about (I ain't mentioning names please). . .

Caution folks, you don't wanna go there with the chill. . .

Why, Iice dey spit fire. . .

iice:
Thunder scatter your keyboard

Funny, I had thunder for lunch today. . .

^{*putting out the candles and screaming*}
Get agitated, get agitated. Agitated. . . 

Let me know if y'all are having interpretation challenges aaaight. . .

mukina2:
cool . .erm na the new beyond yonder lingo you put for siggy? 

H[i]iice[/i]stake ika[/i]ara h[i]ajad[/i]maguri [i]muki[/i]wa toren[i]uyimen?

Okay, please, tell me what y'all want; an orange or a rose?  ^{Before I go back to my potential nobel prize winning poetry} 

Frozen in place by these awesome sights. . .

Standing in between these great walls of[i] iice[/i]. . .

Warrahell us. . .

Warrahell me!

Warrahell you?

. . . like?

Muki, me ehn? Wetin we do na?

Sijo01, feels very Edo[i]ish[/i] to me 

People, people, easy gently okay. Iice'll get to each and every one of you, patience now. . .

mukina2:
iice have we met?

Haba, yes na, for back of Ugbiyokho by Asoro, you don forget?

Ikaaaaaa, where art thou. . .

iice:
With Ajad at the bottom

With this, I guess none would query me about bottoms n' stuff. . .

Ika, I need your injections. . .

Now, where's the rest of em?

Yeah, keep the chill on granms. . .

Just kidding now

Care to take a look?

I gats fairly big bottom mounds to accommodate any perforations on my behind based cushions  ^{apologies for my language}