₦airaland Forum

notoriousbabe:
Wetin concern me,na dem get their yam legs.

Abeg lala your snake meat still remain?Abeg give me small make i take soak gari with ajepako

Omo ljoba....

IYANGBALI:
God forbid bad thing. Who is lala?is he a human bean?

Human rice not beans...

Eemo.wolu.....

Werey re oh.....

IYANGBALI:
once they do that i will get married

To Lala...

And start rearing snakes....

Make una hold madridguy oh before he go vex and refuse to eat oh...

Aburo....no vex eh...

Because l know your heart beats for zahra.

pele...

ln the next 5 years huh?

That would be the next campaign theme...

Walahi BOTE por me and l will pix PHCN

lobatan...

My hero...

My presido....

God bless GEJ.....

henrydadon:


that our president

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the mugu down here have been a curse to the country

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THIS IS DAMNNN FUNNY...

meezynetwork:
Did fayemi just say this? I doubt. But then Tinubu is not indispensable. His political influence is overrated. He has political acumen but not that influential. The number of votes Kano state gave APC is more than the number of votes southwest as a whole gave APC in 2015 election. So what's his problem and why is he carrying himself as a Demi god. Let him float his party and let's see how far he will go. He will still be relegated to his southwest zone. He is not a national leader but a regional leader.

Gbabeski....

lf this is true...

Then it has begun...

The poor are starting to feed on the rich and the powerful...

All will be well...

IYANGBALI:
see your mouth,I no blame you, I don help you find your monthly visitor wey you no see since September,you don get mouth to talk now. If no be sey today na sabbath day wey I dey always keep holy I for show you pepper today.



Abeg na who get cucumber hungry man size make him borrow me 5,the thing is to expenses in our area

olodo rabata...

Common cucumber you no fit buy...something wey chidinma dey get boku for freezer...

Agbaaya...

l am sure the keke driver na babangbali...

And the passengers that ran away are..notoriousbabe..iyangbali...and madridguy...

Na only on nairaland dem get mouth....



#lookingfortroubletoday#

madridguy:
Daada ni mo wa sista mi. Ife Zahra npa mi bi Oti oyinbo El Rufai ati awon rival to ku won ba eleja Yan ni.

Ma worry jare aburo...

Ti e gan ni Olorun a fun e...

Firefire:
2019 is too far...

APC was built on faulty foundation, with the amalgamation of aggrieved political criminals, just to oust GEJ.


Ile ti a ba fi 'ito'mo, iri lo ma wo. Any house built by saliva will be destroyed by dew..


Goodnight APC!

Afoju gan mo pe isubu Abija ti sun mole...

lsowo awon alabosi ati ojelu gbogbo...

Oju wa lo ma jo se...

Ajiire bi?

Congrats my hero...

Respect here and beyond....

God bless GEJ...

chibuzorAbia:
Omo Okoro yi again.

Pele ti e...

Alafishe....

Rustic and archaic....

Urbane and fresh...

According to the ancient one....

Nigeria's woes started 16years ago.....

Honestly...this line is stale and unexciting now...

Give us a fresh excuse...

TheFreeOne:
The idiot should have been a boy scout with that yeye beret.

Buhari assembled the worst team as ministers since 1999 coupled with nepotism in some other appointments too.

He is an insult even to boys scout..and Girls' Guide...

Even cub and brownies will reject him...

Mumu minister

Oga GEJ abeg dont come back...

Even if abookiis and Mr Momodu like...make them shed tears of blood...

Dont come back....Continue to flenjo and enjoy your good life...

Let their 'messiah' and 'superhero' fix the economic, religious and ethic mess he is creating with his utterances and bigotry...

"My ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian'....GEJ..

You forgot their inability to speak proper English but pidgin...

I have never encountered a policeman in Nigeria who would address you in proper English..

ln fact the moment you address them in proper English, case closed...

lt's so embarrassingly sad...

Soon we will see Mallam Atiku buying boli and epa on the street

Soon he will be clearing traffic on Ozumba Mbadiwe...Adeola Odeku...Admiralty Way....Third Mainland Bridge...Western Avenue...lkorodu Road and Ahmadu Bello Way...

Then...his wife will join lya sheri in frying akara in onipan bus stop...
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All for 2019....

He is corrupt...EXTREMELY..

But as long as he takes Baba Bubu off our hands in 2019..

lt's fine with me..

ls this man mad ?

Abi dem swear for him ni?

Football.......the only thing wey naija dey take console themselves to forget the hardship?

Na im you wan deprive us again?

Oga....ori e buru oh...

Nigeria was hit by a misfortune called Baba Bubu...

Chikena...

SycophanticGoat:
You are getting 3 hours a day and complaining? What of we wey never carry eye see their electricity for more than two months now?

Omo una get luck no be small.. .

Our own is one hour a day..

Mostly at midnight...

Long enough to use the pumping machine and thats all..

And right in Lagos oh..

See this people oh...

You cant scare a retired old ashawo with big diiickk...

So you cannot scare us with blackout because we are already used to it

Awon werey unlimited...

chibuzorAbia:
Omo Igbo ni e Joor, confirmed!

Omo Igbo ko, omo calabar ni.....

Alawada Baba suwe......

Ahmeduana:
enu lowa yen MR AGUN BAJE OLODO! BI E BA BA JONATHAN JE, ELEDUMARE A TUN GOODLUCK SE.

Ododo oro...

Mo ti kii iponri e fun nisale

Arindin yen ye ko maa gboorun ara re lekookan

sarrki:
Hmmm

A one eye man in the land of the blind is a king


Hero ko Heineken ni


This man failed our heroes past

Failed in our time

FAiled the future generations

N some blind mofos call him their hero

O tun ti n ja e je abi?

O je ya ma sare moto lo ko si enu reluwe nitori ogbeni Jonathan...

Jonathan eniti aye gbe laruge....

GEJ my hero........

Firefire...wa wo ogbeni yi sha?

O shaa fee ru eru gambari sori bi ti ketekete abookii...

chibuzorAbia:
This ugly girl from Igboland.

Tani omo lbo?

O dabi enipe won baa e fira...

Abirun....

Next time the word CHANGE is mentioned...

We go ask for its meaning and definition before carrying it for head like gala and Lacacera

Shuoh.....

Na today?