₦airaland Forum

GasAndOilTheory:
what will TB Joshua say ?

He will say: l have already seen it in vision and prphesised there will be intense heat but no one took heed..Now see? even fashola's kids have heat rashes all over their body...

shalom....

OP...The kwani weed wey you dey shack and otueke ogorogo no epp you oh...

This is so madly hilarious...

tollytexy:
Lalasticlala..For moving this shitty topic to FP.. obama be like

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST.....

Abeg when is he travelling again?

Make he travel make better breeze blow jare...

holllandis:
Yoruba are irritating

Thanks....we are honoured you have an opinion about us.....

One love......

Jazzlite:
Oga you are going nowhere....you must be rooted in Nigeria not after sponsoring this "change" agenda, you must stay to enjoy the change.
cc ajepako,

Chain him down with his CHANJI...

And how is this trashy rag going to stop GEJ from being my hero and love?

EE ri oogun e shey lailai..

lyalaya gbogbo yin.....

doublewisdom:
From the left you have Ondo, Osun, Oyo and Ogun. It was a beauty contest for the SW.

Miss road........we yorubas dont dress that way..

neih....

Even his die hard zombies are getting embarrased at his constant blame games..

The old daura man just dey fall their hands all the time...

Soon he will start mentioning our names individually according to state and region to apportion blame..

oshi pelebe....

That's my GEJ.....

Awards all the time...

Some brain dead zombies go get heartburn today...

But who look dem face?

GEJ my crush.......

GEJ l know

GEJ I trust

GEJ I love

GEJ I miss...

RESPECT.........MY PRESIDENT.....

Haters...come on and spew thrash..

With phones you are charging in your neighbor's palour since he is the only one who got fuel in your hood because you spent all day in petrol station yet you came back fuel-less...

So, BRF is now trying to obtain a degree in Rocket Science since that is what it takes to fix our power sector...

kudos...

musicwriter:
What's happening now is exactly what happened in 1984. Devaluation brought death to Nigeria after Buhari was over-thrown by IBB in 1985. The only thing that remains to be seen is a coup.

bros...that is exactly my fear...

queencalipso:
huuun!!! are my eyes deceiving me, is this really you or someone else?

l thought l was the only one that noticed this core buharist now insulting their demi god...

so funny how things are these days...

OrIandoOwoh:
I stay with Buhari to resign..

Mr Orlando, what changed you? Because you are a core Buharist....

His body language is searching for the next country to visit.....

Jombojombo:
Nigerians aren't smiling at all

I just pity these #istandwithbuhari people

Below are the comments of Nigerians in one of their latest post on Facebook

Enjoy!

Lalasticlala

Even the phone wey dem take stand with buhari is low on battery yet they stand with him

Awon zombie-in-chief

Even the phone wey dem take stand with buhari is low on battery indicating no light to charge the phone..

Yet they still stand with buhari...who mumu pass dem?

As for me: #lfartwithBuhari#

kestolove95:
Sumtime I wonder if dat man was a soldier..damn lazy nd annoying more dan GEJ..d only minister dat buhari have is kachukwu,fashola and amechi d rest are nonsense

The only visible one is kachukwu..

BRF though from my state has done nothing l can relate with as a federal minister..

As for Ameachi......

Why una no come take my ATMs and withdraw all my money since the heavy monthly tax deductions from my monthly pay is not enough for una...

Awon ole jaguda ologbo iya aje....

tunjijones:
If not more... My brother u don go Lagos before? Pple plenty like sand.....

Yes plenty...ln my hood in Lagos you buy fuel under one hour...

nnadychuks:
There is petrol,our Buhari just want to generate revenue for his budget deficit,thereby increasing price. So he thinks that I don't know this is a psychological inflation? All his followers and their slogan (sai Baba) are now quiet.

Psychological inflation? You go tell me how buhari go understand that......

ridwanayo:
Wow are apc really comdemning the Fulani herdsmen apc zombies like joborskill,passingshot nd foolanimafia called peaceful people.zombies never seem to amaze me,they must lick bubu ass even if he just finish shitting.well I hope to see zombies condemn Fulani's since there pay-master already spoke against Fulani blood thirsty bastards,awon oloshi alayeradarada omo ale jatijati





Lalasticlala move this to front page,let nigeria's air there view on this







Cc ajebutter
Ajepako
Drss
Omenka

Oluwa mi ....eroo oh..

Awon alaye baje looto...

demolinka:
Correct! u sabi book...small

You know me wella....

demolinka:
The name 'ekweremadu' is franko-turkish Swahili for corruption! Wetin dey worry EFCC?

EXACTLY BRO...WHILE

ATIKU= SAINT
TINUBU=SPOTLESSNESS
SARAKI= UNBLEMISHNESS
AMEACHI= SAINTHOOD
OSHIOMOLE=CORRUPTIONLESS

I CLAP FOR YOUR MULTI LINGUALISM...

Why am l not suprised?

l have always known that ' kwarrufion fights' of our 'saintly one' is only one sided because all his political cronies and benefactors are the true faces and definitions of corruption and thievery..

Lets see how this unfolds but l have a hunch it would go unnoticed by EFCC and ICPC

By their standard definition , corruption means opposition...

pinceprinz:
NIGERIANS SHOULD CONTINUE FRUSTRATING THEIR LIVES

This feels great sha

I like that word: frustrate their lives..

Actually make l join in frustrating the life of my senator also.

Make l annoy the living daylight out his life as you suggested..

OYA MAKE ME SEF JOIN THE FUN PARTY

MAKE I CALL AND TEXT SENATOR GBENGA BAREEU ASHAFA REPRESENTING LAGOS WEST

MAYBE I CAN ANNOY THE SHIIITTT OUT OF HIM TOO..

NOTHING IS AS GOOD AS RUFFLING SOME PAMPERED POLITICAL FEATHERS JARE.

Still on this budget of yam ?

When the first quater of 2016 is almost over?

O ga oh!

Nigbati won ba fi odun kan pile were, nigbawo lo maa to bu won je?

Awon eleregbe gbogbo...

Shio......

modath:
When is the Abode China Parry?

OMO YORUBA TI E NI E.....

searchng4love:

1. It is not unusual for people to jubilate over food that will hurt their stomach, but it is unfortunate to see medical doctors celebrating agbo jedi.

2. China want to borrow us 2 billion dollars, but they want to give us in Yuan and not the dollar itself. They are not handling us cash, but service exchange; meaning if we want to buy iron rod, we buy it from Chinese company and they pay the company on our behalf. If we want to construct railway, they will construct it for us and take the money out of the loan. In the end, we are bound to award contracts to them, cutting out competition from others and fairplay to others(non Chinese company can't bid or compete to reduce the cost.) They get to value the contract and determine the price, meaning they can sell something worth 200 Naira for N2000 and we don't have a choice 'cos it is on credit.

3. The worst of it is that China want us to pay back in dollars, that is not all, we are moving our foreign reserve to fake currency(Yuan) a currency that is manipulated openly by the Chinese government. Did anyone ask Lamido Sanusi what happened to some of our reserve he moved to Yuan few years ago? They sold us Yuan at 4 to a dollar, only to devalue their currency few weeks latter to 9 Yuan per $.

4. Many Nigerians don't know that even Chinese company don't want yuan, nobody want it, Chinese foreign reserve is in dollars, China is the largest holder of US bond, they want dollars by all means.


5. Also, China have more lobbyists in Washington DC than any other nations on earth, begging Washington politicians to always make policy in their favour, how can such country save us from USD

We are the only one that can help ourselves, let's implement true federalism system and free market. Development is a culture and not a product, we can't buy it no matter how much money we have or borrow

cc ajepako, lalasticlala, mynd44

Well we can only brace up for the storm ahead..

Any country dealing with dubious china need their full economic and intellectual wit intact..

l will keep my fingers cross and hope we wether this..

allanphash7:
E no consign me joor








how much is fuel in your area ?

FORTE OIL IN LADY-LAK BARIGA IS SELLING AT 86:50 AND THERE IS LITTLE QUEUE..JUST BOUGHT 30 LITRES IN LESS THAN 20 MINUTES