₦airaland Forum

In my home hood, 15 hours at least...

Great improvement...

But still bad in my work hood

That's my honest opinion..

hisMrs:
did u just say beated ? I have headache

Are you new on nairaland?

You just met the resident ogbanje and salaro..

Very good for democracy.

I wonder how, in a sane country, a president could take a long medical trip abroad and keep holding on to power..

Sadly, these same characters foamed in the mouth with all indignation and anger when Late president Yar Adua was in the same shoes..

Not surprising, this administration has two standards, one for them and the other for opposition..

Very good...

With serious flogging with bulala l suggest...

Good... I love the simple elegance of Mrs Osinbajo..

Never mind, the cake and food would not go to waste...

That's the bottom line.

BABANGBALI:
I am still alive and kicking,I just finished eating pounded yam and egusi soup prepared for me by ajepako

Werey Asaba..

Enemyofpeace:
Federal government has no single point, they should as a matter of fact keep shut and bury their heads in shame. If they so much care about Nigeria and Nigerians, they should stop sending their children to school overseas, stop going for medical treatment abroad, stop looting our treasury and put things right in Nigeria. They made us to be where we are today.

Cc vickyrotex,ajepako,aminat508,fabfunmi,funjosh and rokiatu

So because l 'teached 'you English and you 'goted 'A7 in WAYEK, l should not rest again Abi?

IYANGBALI:
Omo see bweast like ajepako own. Is that a trouser he is holding or na wrapper?

I don't have your 'thyme' today

VickyRotex:
Wawwuuuu. Ajepako, is that year real?

Iyangbali, see your life? How far, you don check your WASSCE Result. Me I've checked mine o. A+ Parallel
Oju ti elegan.

Emi niyen jare aburo...Eye meji kii je pepeye

As for that ogbaje boy/girl, how he no go pass when I 'gaved' him English lessons yesterday?

Just check and that is why he 'goted' his results..

One day, we go dawojo beat am..

Only 18

Where is my whistle??

IYANGBALI:
just only warn ice

Know one da

IYANGBALI:
chai vickyrotex come and sea sum tin

Vickyrotex don't hansśa hymn oh

IYANGBALI:
Ajepako I can sea you

With how many ice?

IYANGBALI:
hmmmm four you?kai I doesn't know why your English grammar is so pour

Carry your mouth a way and leaf me a loan...

IYANGBALI:
kai see English, simple English you cannot spoke. Don't boarder going to cheque your resalt again,I have already sin it,na as usual.

It's not your 'vault'..

It is mee who has thyme four you..

Olodo

IYANGBALI:
I pray that funjosh,ajepako,fabfunmi,vickyrotex,aminat508,
osusumustflow and rokatu make their English paper this time around,I am shaming shame for them. Imagine sitting for just paper for the past 6 years.

I ' 'wrioted' WaYEC in 1991 when you dey suck bwest in Ogbomosho...

And l made all my pali in one 'seated'

Na today we go know our 'shindren ' on nairaland when they start praying to make maths and English like this werey ogbanje here..

This aunty Kemi has no limits!

Imagine a kid old enough to be your grandkid?

She has totally lost it...

Alafishe

My observation is that l didn't see a single picture of Buhari as a campaign strategy on the poster of any aspirant in my LG as it was before 2015 elections...

Wetin dey happen now?

Now that sounds responsible...

If it really comes from the heart and not just political gimmick...

Baba Bubu can soooo fall hands eh....

Sense finally falling on senator Katikati

Remaining nairaland zombies....

Keke Marwa and second hand okada fall on the so-called cabal..

He looks good and sharp..

God bless lgbo , Yoruba , Hausa and all Nigerians..

I represent afonja and Brown Roof Republic...

What is this noise about fibroid surgery that they will not let person hear word?

The same fibroid surgery l underwent and was back to work six weeks later?

These so called yeyebrities and their childish quest for the camera and social media sef....

Yeyenatu...

So, what is stopping the presidency from showing us the 'real'Buhari?

Why shroud him in so much secrecy if nothing fishy is going on?

Whatever happens to 'transparency' they shouted and foamed in the mouth over, during their campaigns?

Awon werey..

KahlDrogo:
Every day cabal cabal cabal cabal.

Mtscheew.

Next.

Give me ipob or Kanu news so I can look for trouble jor.

Even though I don't agree with your political stance in some areas, I find this very comically funny and hilarious..

Me likey...

Our economy will grow like you 'Bounce a dead cat by throwing it from 50 storey'

Who did we offend for God's sake?

LionDeLeo:
You are right but the emboldened.

Adamu Aliero is a capitalist who used Kebbi state for personal enrichment.

If you can remember, locally manufactured items ranging from poultry products to satchet water consumed at the NYSC orientation camp in Haliru Abdu at Jega were all from his farms and industry. He monopolised everything without tolerance for other struggling business oriented guys. Although, you may not be aware of the politics he played there.

Additionally, what he embezzled from the state threw the state acc off balance throughout Sheidu Dankingari's administration but he was almost untouchable due to his romance with Late Yar'adua's family.

He was elected as a senator, but later left senate for a more juicy appointment of Minister of FCT.

That man is a capitalist.

Unfortunately, I wouldn't know about the NYSC scam

I did my NYSC orientation in Argungun Fishing Village, Argungun.. ( one of the best NYSC camps in 2001-2002)

It was years later I heard it was moved to Jega Town..

Anyway, for a capitalist as you call him, his state remained a peaceful state throughout my stay there and that mattered a lot to us Southerners.

Kebii state has always been blessed with hard working governors among northern states..

This incumbent, I heard is working very hard for his people

And I can attest to one of their former governors, Adamu Aliero who governed during my sevice year in Kebbi state in 2001..

That state remains very peaceful, boko haram and killer Fulani herdsmen-free and tranquil.

I don't know how they do it there, but Kebbi state remains my most favorite northern state.

Moronnn on the podium..

PDP said the same thing several years back but Nigerians showed them pepper..

Una own go worse with the way people will vote you out angrily...

Maybe not in 2019 because I am sure your party would rather shed blood than relinquish power..

However, Nigerians will not wait for 16 years to kick out your sorry assess!ss

laffwitmi:
Gej- King of mumu

PMB.....geriatric-in-chief..

That's my presido!

GEJ of life!

Omo Aye....

Respect!

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