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Kolawole omo Baba Olawuyi

I never missed it because my mother never did..

Even my dad started listening to him and would ask where the guy got his gut from..

So many scary and gut-wrenching tales and secrets..

Chai. One was Baba Gborie ( head cutters in Iwo osun state), that story scared the living daylight out of me..

Not forgetting the 'respected Alfa ' that was steadily sleeping with his teenage daughter and eventually impregnated her severally ( disgusting!)

How many can one even recall?

Kolawole Olawuyi existed and bared secrets before Gist-Lover ever came into being, with cold and hard facts right in front of live camera

Sadly he died in his prime!

Damn! Man was a real legend in his trade..

I stan!

Our governments dont even rate us at all

Imagine we are all so deprived of basic amenities that we celebrate mundane and unimportant thinks like fountain..

Because govenrnment make it look like luxury!

Such gross disrespect for citizens!

Sha, I am happy that one day go be one day, citizens go change am for government..

Very soon sef!

This Gaybrelle don cast Bobrisky and James Brown format

Let me tender my unreserved apology for saying Ribadu has integrity.. ( Well, maybe in the past)

Seriously, APC has an extremely corrupting influence on people..

So Ribadu can become a spokeman for BAT government ?

Omo, 10 dey happen!

Are we still on this case because of Igbati slap wey chairman received?

So the industrial action is still not about high cost of living, hike in fuel price, escalating prices of food stuff and transportation?

It is about physical assault to the NLC chairman? ( Not condoning the action of the accused governor)

We are still not serious in the country

No wonder Saudi deported us for no reason

E remain Togo that will shut their door in our face

Iranu!

Verbtips:
if you are a cleb any part of your life na normal tin buh if na ajepako them go give am 2 by 2 for neck

most people dey look am lyk idol so anything wey him do seems unique.
if a rich man wears a back of cloth them go call am fashion
buh if poor man do the same them go call am madness.

Present sir

Una dey ment..

I dey office ..

When you call for strike for genuine reason like fuel price increase , cost of transportation and hike in prices of consumables, we will take you serious..

In the meantime:

Strike ko, Stroll ni..

The Igbati slap they gave NLC president must really be painful ooo

The same NLC that would call for strike and reverse at the last minute but finally pushing ahead now is not serious as far as I am concerned

Government hiked fuel price by almost 600% pushing for an increase in transportation cost for commuters, food prices soared and companies are folding up because of these, yet these mumus would not push ahead for strike or call for strike only to call it off a few seconds later after alat don enter

Now thesame NLC wants to go on strike because their oga received slaps and Igbati olooyi

So, basically the strike is to serve and massage their ego, not for the causes of the masses

If una like, shut down light at the end of the tunnel, we go use hand fan when heat dey

ENKR

RingRoadCartel:
Keep calm, Tinubu is coming, make e look breast fininsh.

You no well oo

But sha na true.

Tinubu no fit do anything again even if he sees bress and yansh of Toke Makinwa and Destiny Etiko

Baba don retaya for that side

smokinloud:
Ile-ife shrine dey there una no carry pilgrimage go there. God don catch una. Una so called holy land don dey reject una and war dey happen for the other one.
Una go learn by force!.

Ogbeni , you dey smoke loud true-true

Make dem go shrine bah!

Anyway shrine no go cost too much, only palm oyel and salt

Good one!

Finally, Chioma no show skin and cleavages again..

Motherhood na your mate

Beautiful pictures though

Someone is actually listening to Portable songs?



To me, he is more of a werey entertainer than a musician

But sha, people and their choices sha

Congratulations to the werey oni-woran-woran

Submissive?

Seriously?

I laugh!

yarimo:
Mteeeew see as Jonathan busy claiming elder stateman up and down as if he is somebody politically

Because he is..

Big head

rinzylee:
Been laughing here with all the suggestions. Chai... reminds me of the movie problem child and home alone.

I think say na only me...

This thread should be in Joke section I swear

Juniorangel:
You see this December? No miss those roosters try catch like 3 or 4 carry do pepper soup for 24th night... Repeat again for new year's eve by January you will be sleeping fine, that's how I finish my Uncle chicken them that year, every once in a while I dey set trap for them, immediately they enter my compound na bye bye...

See another werey wey Jesus died for!

Una no dey go church ni ?

bassdow:
would suggest taking it to landLord association.

and if nothing is done, make a case at nearest police station (so iit's documented), and if still nothing gets done, try to own more of such birds e.g if your neigbour own 3, make yours at least 7, that way, all of una go follow c-r-a-z-e together while the neiigbourHood go enjoy una werey. You could even add 2 Pigs, and always ensure they are very hungry before feeding them. I trust pigs, their own noise when hungry go make that your neigbour's own look like child's play.
And should anyone complain, suggest they take it to the landLord's association. if and when landLord association calls you, no matter what they say or how responsible they try to make you see things, your only response should be - since the mosque, churches, animal rearers, etc are allowed to ply their trade, yours shouldn't be any different and if they want to put an end to it, you would be among the very last to stop.

See the werey wey Jesus commanded to love his neighbor like himself!

ahnie:
Roosters are my alarm clock in the mornings,I use their crowing to my advantage


Recently one cockerel took it to the extreme standing on the fence close to my window crowing non stop and I really needed to sleep.

I had to come out look for pestle,aimed at it,I like to think I missed him by a flicker since then
the eediot stopped coming.

Aside that experience...I think roosters are cool they serve the purpose of both a wall clock/alarm.

I really LOL after reading this!

See as Nigerians no fit type trolling or negative comments about Canada even on toxic Nairaland!

Omoh! Fear of Canada embassy reading comments here and increasing their rejection rates is real...

My Naija people, awon omo ogbon

Everybody including Agbado people wan japa

Dey play..

INEC don write results already..

The masses can go to ' court'

No dey waste time..

mbaise1000:
In Iraq after rescuing her from commiting suicide, they will then give herthe the death sentence and kill her by themselves.
Some religion will give anything to murder and spill the blood themselves

Very funny and not funny at the same time..

You and who go follow eat this abberration?

God forbid!

Imported long grain rice for me anyday, anytime!

Tinubu and election fairness

Let me just open teeth

hammerFC:
THEY ARE THE SECOND RELIGIOUS GROUP IN SE.


ODINALA IS THE LAST,


NO IGBO MUSLIMS.


ANY MUSLIM U SEE IS ABOKI, YORUBA OR FULANI

Thank you for the clarity.

I have never heard of them before

However, Nigeria is a secular state hence with right and freedom of , believe, ideology, religion and association

So , they deserve our respect

N18 billion just to select random winners and announce fake results?

Omoh!

I go run am with N200 million or less

sukkot:
let me tell you something. these boys would soon be very rich and famous. davido will put them as dancers in one of his videos. next is phyno and flavor videos. then they will be choreographers. then they will release album. they will turn their infamy to fame

That is what I would pray for if they were my sons..

But just look at how they repaid their present benefactor ?

They literarily destroyed the name of that man ( I am not a fan of his but for someone to sponsor you abroad even for a semester is a big feat)

Which benefactor would want to help them again seeing how they treated the former one?

It might really be hard to get help again

But then, we are not God but only speculating

I wish them the best sha and I sincerely hope they learn from their mistakes

FreeStuffsNG:
Only UNILAG can pull a German Chancellor , the Leader of the largest and most powerful country in Europe, down to its campus. No other school can pull this feat.

Greatest Akokites! You rock guys. If you are reading this and you didn't attend UNILAG, if you can still, try and attend UNILAG, you will find out why Akokites have a very high esteem of themselves

Yes ooo

Greatest Akokites!

INEC never declare winner for Kogi state?

Ok, we go hear by 3am midnight

Alaba Rago is the dirtiest market

Not just in Lagos or Nigeria but in the entire West Africa

As an alumni of LASU that share hood with that market, l can confirm

yarimo:
Here in Israel that is evening dress nothing wrong with it.

After watching Yansh and bress online, you will still go Ile keewu ABI?

See your life for outside yarimo

As I be una Mama, egbon, and Aunty

I came to settle fights.

Make una take am easy on unaselves oo

One Nigeria sha