₦airaland Forum

Taking care of her husband and holding the home fort..

I think..

enemyofprogress:
eyaaa you no like wetin I say make you supply? Oya come supply caskets of those people that will die when we will finally take over. Dem go plenty o

enemyofprogress:
Eyaaaaaaaa ajepako I warned you to leave this man,but you won't listen,you always tell me that you like how he presses your turtle to your throat,sex is not everything o,no go kill yourself because of big long prick

Oo gbadun

enemyofprogress:
My uncle is gradually taking over.

Make we begin dey look for aso ebi to do the owambe.

Ajepako to supply elubo and gari

Funjosh to supply cows and Oshogbo weeds

Lala to supply snake meat

Vickyrotex to supply ewedu iru maggi salt kaun ata rodo etc

Juliaann to supply chairs and canopies

Fabfunmi to supply pure water bottled water soft drinks beer assorted drinks and alomo

Aminat508 to supply all the musicians

Rokiatu to supply ugly babes for our ugly visitors

Osusumustflow to supply condoms

Freeglobe to supply fine babes age not beyond 18

Babangbali to book the church service with baba Adeboye

Werey omo .

Alafishe...

When you have to repeat yourself now and then...

Then you are lying through your teeth..

Anyway.. But wetin concern me sef

Oniro -in-chief..

bubu2019:
TO CALL THOSE YOUTHS ZOMBEE IS TO UPGRADE THIER STANDARD,PLS CAN SMBODY FIND ME A WORD TO QUALIFY THEM?

Let's see... How about...

Retards... Mor0ns....fuckwits.., nitwits.... Imbeciles....slowpokes... Mumu... Idiots... Brain dead..

madridguy:
I stand with President Buhari.

Leg go soon pain you..

IYANGBALI:
I'm busy now,i go reply you later in the night for your dream

Ogbanje...

Atiku2019:
But you know say Atiku na the boss na

Bros.. Why u sef fall and now? Oga Atiku be fowl?

BLACKCHARGER:
Ur sense no good ah swear... Atiku dey dere?? Abi atiku na d fowl

This got me ROTFL..

These people keep taking Nigerians for fool

If anything.., don't we have the right to know what exactly is wrong?

I have refrained from commenting on the president's health believing it is just a malicious gossip but recent events have been pointing something major is going on.. Isn't it about time the president throws in the towel on health ground?

Tire for this Mata oh

Rilwayne001:
Baba one chance

And Fayose warned us o..

Anyways, my fellow Afonja will probably replace him.

Is this really tRilwayne aburo mi

O GA oh... Baba really fall your hand oh

IYANGBALI:
What are we waiting for? I can't wait to see funjosh fabfunmi osusumustflow vickyrotex rokiatu freeglobe msglobalwonder juliaann Seun lala ajepako notoriousbabe and enemyofprogress begging for visa to visit me in my new country

New yansh now?

Yesterday was spade...

Alafishe...

I remember the frenzy of Febuhari exactly two years ago...

His supporters and resident zombies foaming in the mouth believing he is the next best thing to happen after chocolate ice cream..

Now it sounds like Failbuhari to many Nigerians...

Skyrocketing prices of foodstuff, massive job loss, inflation on the rise ,cooking gas beyond the reach of middle class, kerosene for the poor Sef.na war..

Zombies.. Over to you

IYANGBALI:
This country is doomed. This is the only country that celebrates mediocrity,crime and criminals. Some of us are not surprised to see this,we saw it coming. Don't be surprised to see him in the senate in 2019. Shame shame shame to all those that brought us to this level.
Ajepako vickyrotex fabfunmi aminat508 osusumustflow freeglobe funjosh juliaann eleko1 enemyofpeace and rokiatu una see una country? Thank God I have relocated to Spain.

You relocated to spade?

Ope oh.... At least we go rest small before your mata Taya dem

IYANGBALI:
This country is doomed. This is the only country that celebrates mediocrity,crime and criminals. Some of us are not surprised to see this,we saw it coming. Don't be surprised to see him in the senate in 2019. Shame shame shame to all those that brought us to this level.
Ajepako vickyrotex fabfunmi aminat508 osusumustflow freeglobe funjosh juliaann eleko1 enemyofpeace and rokiatu una see una country? Thank God I have relocated to Spain.

You relocated to spade?

Ope oh.... At least we go rest small before your mata Taya dem

yarimo:
Mtcheeew this kind mumu people apologizing will now make GEJ to be feeling like a celebrity and elder Statesman.

He is already a celebrity and a statesman...

Thank you...

IYANGBALI:
Confirmed na ajepako get dis legs. Omo oko akure to fe belong

Oo gbadun..

lt is very clear that stupidity and idiocy are major criteria for being spokeman of this administration in whatever guise....

Just look at the bunch of retards and mor0ns we have to deal with daily at the helm of affairs?!...

0b10010011:
And PDP had the best government in the whole world

Nope.....

But we never had it so bad either...

IYANGBALI:
you no dey shame,see as you dey scratch yansh for dat photo, how you no go scratch when you dey wear one pant for one month

oo gbaadun....

GreenMavro:


Even my generator too dy protest over usage because of the erratic power supply


Any time i on m...he go just dy vibrate moving towards the gate

Na my neighbour go con knock for my door tell me say my gen don dy waka o

Even your gen dey run away from recession-induced heat....

Baad gen.....

IYANGBALI:
lala's favorite meat.

Fabfunmi and ajepako going to lala's place for lunch.

Omo alaigboran....

Prof...why are you demystifying zombies' personnal.'saint' and 'god'?

Zombies...make una no vex ...

Baba Bubu is 'integrity personified " jare....

ln fact.this professor is beri beri kwarruft...

he Nation is reporting nagative news about this government?

Shuo.....fire on thhe mountain....

Get wwat ll'm saaying.....

IYANGBALI:
why you dey blow lie now?father mbaka no get particulars o,na only driver's license him get

Walahi na lala I dey pray make DSS carry,the guy ban me pass anybody. If dem carry am I go buy beer on credit for all my enemies here like vickyrotex funjosh fabfunmi Juliann ajepako mukina2 osusumustflow rokiatu and eleko1

wait for Lala to get time for your mata again....

Eleregbe...

sarrki:
The truth is Gej is corruption personified

Buhari is clean is integrity on corruption is not dented

Really??

Itotally agree with you...

All hail Buhari...the PIOUS...UNBLEMISHED...UNTAINED...

Please remeber to invite me for his cannonization and beautification as a SAINT...

Where are these verocious voices and critics?

Lair Muhammed...

Hell Rufai

Adams Oshi-omole

prof ltsay sagay...

Are they now blind...deaf..and mute?

This government will be the undoing of this naija l swear..

DropShot:
Why has Trump exempted Saudi Arabia, Qatar, UAE, Bahrain and Oman from his list of countries he's banning?

Only the wise can understand this.

Because those are filthy rich arab countries and Mr Drump will not dare destroy economic alliance with.those rich bastardss...

Anyway..l am glad his refugee priorities are endangered refugees like the yazidis, Egyptian coptic christains etc..

He is not totally irredeemable afterall..

Baba Bubu...

That is what l wish for...

For you to be hale and heart...

To fix the country as you promised in your chanji agenda sir..

He looks better...

l wish him.speedy recovery to fix the mess he promised to fix...

Abokiii tackling Baba Bubu left and right....

Innocent blood being daily shed in Southern Kaduna...Benue..Taraba..Jos...Kogi and eastern states are starting to wail loud and Baba God is listening..

God will surely fight for HIS people...