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What you get when you are the minister of Transport .....

Under witch hunter regime !!!!

HawksDude:
When I say "hypo" you say "crite";


Hypo...

Gererererererea here men!

Land not for sale

Ezemust:
right. Echezema rocks

Wrong here. Amebo I think ....lol

Ezemust:
from which part of ibagwa aka are u from?

ikem ibagwa aka (at the back of saint Mary Catholic church ibagwa aka)

funnynation:
i rep obukpa but my mum is frm ur side

wow , that's my bro

adadioranmah:
Proudly Udenu L.G.A.

one love #

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wow I love our culture , I mean I love the way Nsukka does their things, we are unique in every where we are, .........

If you are not born and brought up in nsukka you have not started.


#Proudly ibagwa aka guy#

I need likes

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April 1st is named FOOL'S DAY, Do you even know why? . *I will tell you, so you will not just be doing what you dont know the source... . In early 15's, there was a man born on April first, 1522 to be presise.. . He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools. At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. . When he became 46, he married a 17 years old girl and they are happily married with Kids... . He left his own house because his first son abuse him, . He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now. . After knowing today as April fool for this while, I still get you... Na so life be! . #Happy new Month, I wish you the best in this Month...

Group of silly men.. ......mtcheew......

The reason why Nigeria cease to develop. ..


how I wish they could kill themselves.

vicstar:
I wanna be ya boo and nobody can stop me

mtcheeew!!!

pussy starved nigga spotted .

Nigerians are suffering!! . . Buhari is travelling!! • May the God of sanogo strike him Down if he had come to scam us!!!

Epically funny!!!

so sad

yes! yes!! yes!!!

team Mr p......

I love you bro!!!!





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: TYPES OF STUDENTS FOUND IN SOME OF THE DEPARTMENTS IN HIGHER INSTITUTIONS:
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OPTOMETRY: Their girls always looking sharp,cute and neat with their all white, just gorgeously looking but by the time u set ur eyes on their guys u will become discouraged; looking like the first mortuary attendants on earth.
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MED LAB : Students found in this department both the girls and the boys are believed to be advanced community secondary school students searching for green pastures in the university with their white and blue uniform. Enjoying senior jokes, till i catch one
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LAW STUDENTS: Students found in this department are believed to be the ones that seriously did ITK (I too know) in secondary school,always galavating round the school premises looking like hungry teachers that have not received their salaries for about 8 years plus.
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Marketing: Only the name will give u a little Idea to where I am heading to. They are the chief noise makers found in the university. Evolution made it known that they are the backsitters in Secondary School transferred to continue their good work in the university.
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ACCOUNTANCY: Their guys are more cute than their girls. U will concur with me that some shapes have been discovered by scientist barley looking at the legs of some girls like c Ronaldo shape...anti curved shape etc.
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Zoology:Their department is like onion..It will make u cry. If u are under this discipline please clap for yourselves. It is not easy joor.
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ORTHOPEDICS AND PROSTHESIS: Yes their are fine girls in this department but they are believed to exist only in the early 60's. Their guys are now frustrated to the extent some are now doing change of course not minding the course even If is Industrial Igbo.
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PHILOSOPHY; The call themselves the great wisdomite but yet they are been duped in school. Do me a favour please gerrarahia.
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NUTRITION AND DIETETICS: Great course with great students with well fed handsome guys with Mary amaka girls. Sometimes mere looking at them u will be like ''wait o am i still in secondary school or in the university'' pharoah please let my people go'
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POLITICAL SCIENCE: Students found in this discipline are very tall but mainly disabled...no wonder politicians are like that.. It is from their course gene.
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MEDICINE AND SURGERY: They are quite intelligent but boastful. Always feeling like without them nothing moves. Big heads. Combining their heads together u will make a good okada seat.
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HISTORY: Looking like History themselves always wearing one type of clothe to school all the time.
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MASS COMMUNICATION: Girls found in this department are believed to be the cutest in the university. Is like the admit students according to looks because It will be hard for u to see a being that is ugly. Even their guys.. looking very neat and well kept.
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MICRO BIOLOGY: They are the most populated in university history with block heads and hippy students. Always making noise in class.
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INDUSTRIAL CHEM/ CHEMISTRY: Joyfully Admitted but they don't know where the are heading to in respect to the course the are studying. Ask one the meaning of Chemistry and see definition that will make u fall down and die.
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MANAGEMENT: Bursty girls with manageable boys... will u blame them after all that is what the are studying.
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FOOD SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY: Filled with Students that can't cook that re looking forward to cook well in future.
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LIBRARY SCIENCE: Mainly students that hardly read or write so the are aided by allowing them spend the rest of their years in school learning it.
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PHARMACY: Filled with Indigenous and Industrious cute students. So sophisticated and brainy.
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NURSING: They are the Ajebos in campus. Always gossiping in class. The rate of their gossiping has eaten much of their flesh till the extent they are now looking like expired recharge cards.
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COMPUTER SCIENCE: Filled with Good looking well educated criminals that sort their lives out after examination
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ARCHITECTURE.Good students that needs help in future...without seeing what to draw to earn money...hunger will sacrifice them to the gods
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ENGLISH AND LITERALLY STUDIES: Always carrying dictionary that looks like book of life"" yet they release atomic bomb when they talk
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tThat is all that i could remember If not Included. Just Indicate ama add them.
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I rep History and international studies (A proud Historian) but I don't wear one clothe to school Joor what about you

photos below

When it comes to mechanical construction , Nnamdi Azikiwe university mechanical engineering students takes the credit.

Below pics are the recent constructed mini bus and racing car which they showed during the ongoing exhibition at the school premises with a host of other Nigerian universities


photo credit.....Ajibo111


CCc. ..lalalsticlala, seun Pls come and do the needful .


#Proudlyzikite#

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droves in to my apartment with my 1999 model bicycle , clean everywhere with my broom and spread my
42 inches mat.

clean my television screen and connect it to the server.(thanks to NEPA for their constant light today)

brings out chilled coke with pop corn and starts enjoyment.

waiting for EDWIFE to join me .

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Chelsea till I die!!!!

go and tramp on PSG!!!!!

yes for sure

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FlawlessRebirth2:
.LMAO



YOUR SIGNATURE THO....NA ME DEY COLLECT THE PRIZE AND AWARDS....



ANYWAYS SHA....




(in don jazzy's voice)..IF YOU WANT THE PRIZE COMMAN COLLECT IT

so you're are the one collecting the prestigious awards which rightfully belongs to me.

no problem sha, I trust lalalasticlala , he go dey Tanana you sha .

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log out from nairaland and switches my phone off******

Waiting for my longlasting ban!!!

fine girl with her sugar daddy.

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copied Why is the Nigerian Naira depreciating against other currencies? Mr David Ahmed Okoro started the day early, having set his alarm clock (MADE IN FINLAND) for 6 a.m. While his teapot (MADE IN CHINA) was boiling, he shaved with his clipper (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on his shirt (MADE IN THE UK), and designer jeans (MADE IN ITALY) and shoes (MADE IN THE USA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric cooker (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his wristwatch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to his radio (MADE IN VIETNAM) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled with petrol imported from (SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying NIGERIAN job. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), he decided to relax for a while. He put on his slippers (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN SOUTH AFRICA), while fiddling with his mobile phone (MADE IN SOUTH KOREA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in NIGERIA. He felt achy and sore in his left kneel, he decided to take one tablet of his TRAMADOL TABLETS (MADE IN BANGLADESH) to relieve the pain. Lying down on his bed and wondering why NIGERIAN External Foreign Reserve has depleted to under $28 billion which has translated to free fall depreciation of Nigerian NAIRA to US DOLLAR at PARALLEL MARKET. Fellow Nigerians, let us start producing, let us start buying made in NIGERIA goods If our economy is to grow and create better jobs. How can a country like Nigeria be importing toothpicks, cotton bud, cotton wool, matches, rubber band e.t.c? And we complain at the same time that there is no jobs for our teeming youths? The situation is even pathetic now when you see Nigerians (in Lagos) prefer Cotonou garri to that of Ijebu, buy cotonou pineapple and they say it is better than that of Nigeria. That is why frozen foods will be exported to Cotonou from farms like that of Obasanjo, re-packed and imported back to Nigeria because they know Nigerians always prefer goods made outside Nigeria. That is why you will see an expatriate renumeration will be juicy than that of his Nigeria counterpart even if that Nigerian is more certificated than the expatriate (This also happens in government parastatals). Any nation that import majorly foreign made goods/services rather than producing their own is hurting its people. When we keep importing foreign made products into Nigeria, we keep importing poverty into our country and exporting jobs abroad. Let's go back to the land to grow and patronise MADE IN NIGERIA products. PLEASE SHARE FREELY TO ENLIGHTEN ALL NIGERIAN.



cc..... lalasticlala , seun.

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