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LALASTICLALA, SEUN....PLS CARRY THIS NEWS TO FRONTPAGE.....THIS IS URGENT

SO BAD

REAL PHOTOSHOP......MTCHEEEW

WHILE Buhari (DULLARD) was away the oppressed regained their freedom

HRich:
Lolz. Please when you check lemme know

ok.....just chill am coming back

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dullard

i must knack girl wey dey maga me like madt......
i need this kind children joor........

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PrimeMinisterr:
it's better to wait for Chelsea to climb up to top four , than to wait for monalisa to upload such pix.

BAD GUY

Monalisa185:
ohhh, okay...the picture is loading

wow******spread mat and sips origin***;*

today gonna be sweet joor

Monalisa185:
yeah....I am..wanna see?

Yea..i wanna see and touch

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MODIFIED.......

this lady above me must be a w**ch , so she beat me to ftc

Monalisa185:
lol

ARE you victim of that

chisos

MODIFIED.......

maybe this gal in my town wey dey carry big p***y on her tight leggings is using this

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off in her house to verify.....,D

is that suppose to be on frontpage

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MY HERO

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BUBU at work

The 10 Types Of Lecturers You
Meet In The University


1) The Sadist–
Most students are
scared of him. He comes to class,
threatens everyone, you rarely see
him smile, always serious with a
straight face. He never gives an
‘A’ and when result comes out, his
courses are always mass failure.
He is usually the most hated
lecturer.


2) The comedian–
He is more or
less a stand-up comedian. Always
lively, students look forward to
his laugher-filled lectures but
once taken for granted, he can be
shocking. He is usually stingy
with marks/grades•


3) The Student lecturers–
Also
known as Assistant lecturers. They
usually start as errand boys to
some top lecturers in the
department, they mark exam
scripts, invigilate during tests &
exams and later graduate to
helping the lecturers with some of
their lectures. They are usually
hyperactive, aggressive and proud
which usually results into a clash
with the students.


4) The Crazy Lecturer–
He rarely
smiles, does things in an unusual
manner including ways of
speaking(with big grammar like
Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon), a
funny dress sense(with long
bling-bling chains like Ayo
Oritsejafor). He is always REAL
and serious, doesn’t care what his
students feels or think about him,
highly unpredictable and lectures
for 3/4hrs until the students
complains.


5) The Fatherly Lecturer–
He is
always matured, homely,
approachable, and friendly. He
takes his time to extensively teach
his students in such a way that
once you fail his course, you
know that you truly deserve to
fail. He is students’ favourite.


6) The Lazy Lecturer –
He comes
to class twice in a semester(One,
for course introduction & later, for
revision, a week to Exams). He
doesn’t lecture nor teach, he only
comes to read out loud while the
students listen. He doesn’t care if
you understand or not, and 15 or
20mins, he is done for the day’s
lecture.


7) The ‘Runs’ lecturer –
He comes
to class, gives shabby lectures and
drop his mobile digits or his
errand boy’s digits(The coded
students knows what to do). #5k
for ‘C’,#8k for ‘B’ and #10k for ‘A’
depending on the importance or
Unit of the course.


The Departmental dog–
Woman
wrapper. He takes advantage of
any vulnerable female student, it
doesn’t matter how young she is,
the sex addict just want to get laid
at the slightest opportunity. Hide
your babe, sister, daughter from
him.


9) The story teller–
90% of his
lecture is the story about his days
in the University and how serious/
dedicated they were those days +
how he still consult his 1973
lecture notebook. He talks about
how bad the Gov’t and the school
management is, especially if he is
an ardent ASUU member. He
usually receive at least 10 phone
calls within a lecture.


10) The Religion fanatic
(Daddy
G.O)– This type of lecturer comes
to class to chip in the Gospel
within his lecture, inviting the
entire class to his church & mid
week programmes. He is always
gentle & Godly.

11..... pls add yours



CC.....LALASTICLALA DO THE NEEDFUL!!!

Lautechgossip:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-ifLhJYggByo/VqKY3MwOYOI/AAAAAAAANAk/MN9lncCBHo4/s1600/Buhari%2B2.jpg[/img]

Because some politicians have started denying, President Muhammadu Buhari has ordered Nigerian Embassy in the United Arab Emirates (UAE) to investigate, document, and submit the full list of all Nigerian public officials with assets in the UAE.

Inside sources say Mr. President had also set a deadline for the completion and releasing of the list.

The list must be out latest on March 31, 2016. All politicians with questionable assets, no matter your party, will be exposed.

The presidential deadline comes on the heels of bilateral agreements signed earlier this week between Nigeria and the UAE to facilitate the extradition of suspects wanted in Nigeria as well as the repatriation of stolen assets back to Nigeria.

Presidency sources told Sahara Reporters that Nigeria’s ambassador to the UAE, Ibrahim Auwalu, had been asked to extend his term of service to ensure that the list is accurately compiled and submitted to Buhari.

The UAE has become a destination for many public officials since President Buhari’s inauguration at the end of May 2015. Many Nigerian officials with assets and real estate in the UAE, especially Dubai, have fled there hoping for sanctuary from Buhari’s prosecution for corruption.

Nigeria’s bilateral agreement with the UAE is part of the Buhari administration’s agenda to set in motion legal mechanisms to facilitate the arrest of corrupt politicians and the repatriation of stolen assets.

Names of numerous public officials and politically exposed persons who own real estate in Dubai were leaked this week but some of them are denying.

The list, released by SR, include ex-Comptroller-General of Customs, Abdullahi Dikko, Goodluck Jonathan’s special assistant on domestic matters, Waripamowei Dudafa, a former chairman of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Adamu Muazu, former Petroleum Minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke, Mr. Jonathan’s former campaign spokesman, Femi Fani-Kayode, former Minister of Transportation, Idris Umar, former Minister for the Niger Delta, Godsday Orubebe, former Attorney General and Minister for Justice, Mohammed Bello Adoke (who recently moved to The Hague), former Minister of State for Finance, Bashir Yuguda, who has been indicted in Nigeria, former Governor of Bauchi State, Isa Yuguda, former Governor of Niger State, Babangida Aliyu, and former First Lady Patience Jonathan.

Sources say some politicians use other peoples' names to buy properties in Dubai, that was why they were bold to claim that they don't have houses in Dubai but EFCC is working and will expose them.

http://www.ekitionline.com.ng/buhari-gives-order-reveal-politicians-questionable-assets-dubai/

Lalasticlala

ANGRY DULLARD

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buhari must hear this!!!!!!!



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you may be on DSS CUSTODY before dusk.......

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