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Blazay:
Then you have no problem(He may forgive or look the other way you if he finds out. . . if you are as swwweeeet and lovable as I am. . .as an OmoSexxxy)

1. If he has cheated on you in the past. . . .take no hostages. This is your time to return the serve. BUT. . . be prepared to kiss that marriage and Mr. Wonderful goodbye.

2. If he is the easily hurt kind of a husband, make sure you 'chop' the other dude well well. . . then 'clean your nyansh' proper proper. If your man finds out. . . DO NOT LIE about the affair. He has the choice to leave or stay.

3. If you are a so-called Christian. . . .not my consine. I am not and monogamic vows have no place in my vocabulary.

4. Please, no matter how sweeeeeeet the feelings may be. . .always use protection. You only live once.



[size=20pt] *STOP*!!!! [/size]


Oh puleeze. You must be new or a novice to this 'extra-curricular' sointin of a romance.
Give it some time. . . you will get better at it.
Thank God for the h-internet and phone intimacy.

I betcha when you phuck the dude once or thrice. . you will become like "Eve". . .EYES and NYANSH WIDE OPEN without a husband or an Adam in the lustful garden of Eden huh?

How can one find love outside marriage?
Short-lived fun and excitement while on vacation away from your matrimonial home/bed of course.
Not worth throwing away your marriage. . .especially if it is a decent one(just enough to play a little and go back home).
Pleazoooh, if the man ain't hitting on ya. . .STAY PUT!
You are only desireable while you are a MRS. Somebarry. . .
The moment you leave your husband for ANY raggedly behind of a man out there OUTSIDE ya marriage. . . o gal, you are TOAST.
O gal, keep your man and waka small.
The men are ALL the same. . . just use them small. . .keep ya man.

NEVER LEAVE YOUR HUSBAND FOR ANY MAN OUT THERE. . . NO MATTER HOW IN LOVE YOU THINK YOU MAY BE.

You will regret it. If the man leaves on his own. . .you have no burden of doubt or guilt.

It ANOTHER man is the cause of your unhappiness in your marriage. . .YOU ARE MAKING THE WRONG DECISION.

You may only leave your husband or wife for ALL other reasons but another poohsie or dee-k in this world!

Never!

A word is enough for the wise.


Btw,
Housewives are NOT allowed to have affairs. You must be educated and MUST earn a paycheck! Breeding machines and fertility goddessing are not full-time jobs! You and your broke behind will be thrown out on the streets for sure and 'Lover BOY Felix Liberty' ain't gonna be there for you after phucking your arzzze!!!

so my sweeety lovable how are you

seun
forget this people they get short memories we need a true leader

^^ are you that ugly anyway not your fault why blaming ur man if he look at his ex pix on facebook. when his next to you may be he just realised what da fu-ck mannn this ugly betty wor wor oooo

i will vote for gej i will vote for gej i will vote for gej god will lead him through buhari have nothing in the table.for nigerians time for people to vote wisely. @ just cash you are very right gej is less tribalis than the rest of them.time for change time for change vote for good luck ebele jonathan god bless him

hadaffi escapes to Nigeria

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Written by Edekyn Liofuan
Friday, 01 April 2011
EMBATTLED Libyan leader, Muammar Ghadaffi, bowed to international pressure and escaped to Nigeria, on Thursday night, apparently to avert onslaught from North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO) which took over operations in the country, on Thursday.

The defection of Libyan foreign minister, Musa Kusa –– one of his closest confidants to Britain –– on Wednesday night, possibly added to Ghadaffi’s misery, hence his resolve to flee.

Ghadaffi, who ruled his country for the past 42 years, was sighted at the border between Sokoto and Niger Republic at 8.47p.m., on Thursday night.

Reports said normads at the border drew the attention of Nigerian security operatives to the presence of “a group of people behaving strangely”.

Upon arrival at the scene, the security operatives not satisfied by the group’s answers to their questions, decided to search them.

It was in the process of the search that a man that was dressed like a beggar and with a walking stick appeared to be Ghadaffi.

The (former) strongman of Libya, whose glamorous lawyer daughter –– Aisha –- who once worked for deposed Iraqi leader, Saddam Hussein, joined the anti-rebels battle recently, disguised with the aid of fake beards, moustache and a wig on his head.

He wore a bullet proof under T-shirt and jeans jacket and a pair of jeans trousers. He wore a babaringa over the western wears.

Billions of dollars were recovered from the camels and horses that he and his entourage were riding on. They numbered about 56 in all.

Some weapons, including a plethora AK-47 rifles and bullets were also recovered from the world’s most wanted man after al-Qaeda kingpin, Osama bin Laden.

Security sources said Ghadaffi, who world leaders at the London conference on Libya, on Tuesday night, wanted to flee to Uganda. Though he looked pale, he was said to have pulled a pistol in his bid to escape but the vigilant Nigerian security operatives frustrated his effort.

He was shot in the leg in the process. Nine of his bodyguards were killed in the confrontation while three others were wounded.

You have just become one of our numerous April Fools! It is one of those things at this times of the year. Were you able to fool somebody today? If not, you could try again next year.

GEJ for president 2011

Inked_Nerd:

So very true. I love my people but I must admit, some of us are by far some of the biggest hypocrite on Earth. They'll say one thing and do another. Everyone one had free will. If one wishes to alter or beautify their body in a manner that they deem is ok for them then so be it. All these people crying foul about tattoos, did their forefathers and foremothers not have tribal marks?!?! I don't see then getting up in arms about that.

Dont mind them like i care you have to have heart to get tattoo nigerians can pretend even outsiders don notice them

haters Nigerian are the highest pretenders on this planet earth.bible they will carry for head but 98% of them do worst sins in GOD and mans eye is my body. on the last day you will not answer for me. so u guys should try and look into yourself tell yourself the truth the world is now getting wiser. people wake da fu-ck up.abeg as if the last day una go full heaven pretenders sorry guys am real

^^^
thank you dont mind them everything dey go find GOD put inside to make them look holier my grand mum she had 4 different tattoos in her body

some will say they hate tattoos may be cus ur skin is darker u not too sure how it will come out trust me professional tattooist can give you a new look you will always admire and people always admire too

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Yeah i do. [/color]

slap1:
Is that also tattoo or hairs peeking out of your armpit?

wetin ur eye dey do there amibo

mimima:
six different tattos
i will hate u forever.Do u know waht,it will make u look like a masqurade.Please stop and look more natural.

why hate me never heard that b4 pls dont hate me

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]lmao! WOW. that is my first time hearing that one! [/color]

my ex she is Jamaican she got both tattoo and piecing very hot and her cousins the girls most got tattoos

^^
why is it bad?

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]YOUR STOMACH?
but I heard the fleshy parts don't hurt
my upper back is ALL bone lol and it HUUUURT
but like I said I took it like a champ tho [/color]

jamican girls can take tattoos very well

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]WOW! I like!
I want something like that in the middle of
my back but not as big but noticeable. It's gonna
be HOT!!!!

I like yours though! did it hurt alot?
mine did especially the one I got on my upper left back
especially when he did the "outlining" to make it darker
and the shading but it wasn't so bad. [/color]

it was painful but am used to it after tattoo just apply e45 for a week so the wound will heal quicker u will be fine but specially the ones in my tommy that was painfull as hell

check me out

Inked_Nerd:
@OP: I love tattoos [and piercings as well]. I don't mind if a guy has tattoos. I've been thinking about getting one myself but each time I think in depth about it, I have doubts. Piercings on the other hand, I will definitely be getting more of those. I see nothing wrong with someone having a tattoo, even my great grandmother had one [bless her soul ]. ak47mann , would you mind showing me your tattoos?

you can check it out  

mr brown
but no offense you look like those men that fight in the club

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff]I do.
I have tatoos of my own so why wouldn't I? [/color]

eeeeh which part of ur body,you tattooed

baby.me:
Do you wear ring on the piercing you have down below?

Inked_Nerd:
@OP: I love tattoos [and piercings as well]. I don't mind if a guy has tattoos. I've been thinking about getting one myself but each time I think in depth about it, I have doubts. Piercings on the other hand, I will definitely be getting more of those. I see nothing wrong with someone having a tattoo, even my great grandmother had one [bless her soul ]. ak47mann , would you mind showing me your tattoos?

soon i will put up pix of couple of tattoos in my arms

190:
[color=deeppink]Babe one thing i like most about a lady is
someone that can easily talk a man out of something,

You just did that and believe me im so not gonna touch my body
although i gotta admit maybe peer pressure was starting 2 work on me
cos of people i roll with all getting piercings but im cool,

i wont touch my body no more, i even had two minds about it and now
u just let me choose one path!

Thanks once again![/color]

^^^190
yeah my man just chilling. me self wan go sleep.50cent  na my niggaoo number 1 fan. just watching some documentaries dey sip brandy hope you sleep tight am going to bed soon take care

BABE!:
Naaahh,, Thanks! I don't do tattoos.  
I'm looking forward to piercing my belly-button though, But, not my eye *looks at 190, and begs again*

that is hot i like it

BABE!:
Naaahh,, Thanks! I don't do tattoos.  
I'm looking forward to piercing my belly-button though, But, not my eye *looks at 190, and begs again*

190 he knows why he want piecing dont worry about him

190:
[color=deeppink]  
where's my AK-47

I need to engage for any further stupiiid not-so-smart post from any body suffering from  Sciatica as a Result of stroke or hemorrhage in the brain, with an end result of the tissue softening in that area, I need my Gun around these parts and your username is just my gun    


How you dey my man!![/color]

COOL DON MIND (MRS CHIMA) YOU KNOW THIS NA END OF THE MONTH PERIOD DEY SHARK AM