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again and again,na so we go dey come!

Yo mama is so short that u could see her legs in her passport pictures

This info aint for the scammer but other people that need info to go to Cape verde. There is a direct flight from Dakar(Senegal) to Cape Verde it was about a $100 then,it is visa free 4 Naija P,Its more of a Tourist Country,a route for Drug dealers(Ununu). They speak Portuguese. Most Illegal immigrants use Cape verde as a route to leave for Europe. My Brothers, nothing dey there, but that one no mean say people never make am for there, just be wise, goodluck

funny? my guy no be my fault!

hmmm

yo Momma is so black that she makes her body lotion look like a DYE

hia i come abeg i dey enjoy dis thread abi na eri ri?

It really was an interesting match,Barca dazzled and had lots of ball possessions,but still didnt get to win the game. Lets see if Messi would be merciless to Mourinho tutored team in the return leg at Camp Nou.

My starcomms is aight, dnt think i can trade it for any other network, am in Eko sha

If u can let it go for 35k and its as clean as you ve said, drop a post in that regard

I hope Yaradua knows he is human,he can fall sick and shouldnt be ashamed of letting the country know,he is now a National property and not just Turai's husband alone. Why everyone feels so bad is the way issues concerning his health were handled with extreme secrecy, haba its tax payers money na!. I wish him quick recovery so he can come and serve his remaining term and then like Ben Bruce said "We will kick him out of office with our votes".

Go Milan

hmmmm,Barbados,naija dey waka gan!

I love and fondly remember the Vick blue(baba blue) advert in a court room,where a lawyer was speaking for the defendant( his client) and suddenly lost his voice,and Baba Blue( the Vicks candy seller) said " Oga the law,this cold and catarrh,no go fit commot this man for this case",thereafter he was given a drop/tab of Vicks blue and suddenly he recovered his voice and later won the case for his client.
The best part of the advert was when the discharged and acquitted defendant was thanking Baba blue, he said " Baba blue i thank you o,I sweari no go do am again" after pleading not guilty!!!

expert 1,thanks for your prompt reply.
God bless u

Can u help me check this VIN 1N6BA06A86N552182, ASAP,thanks for ur help

There is one clean one in Festac,with a/c and in good condition for 450k,if u reside in lagos then come and see what u want to buy,i dont have time for pix,see what u want live!!!

@ Paul,most Naija Used dont come with factory a/c,and the transmission are more of manual than auto,but auto transmission types are available sha. Let me check and see if i can get you a Sunny or Primera.

Kubie,
Nissan Sunny hatchback 1993 has to be 'flown' in to lagos from cotonou because its over-aged (1993),but i can assure that u will buy very cheap at Sekandji or Mivvo parks in Cotonou. It shouldnt cost more than 500k including the cost of flying,but u ought to have someone you can trust to buy such cars. Wetin sweet dey also bitter.
One good thing i can tell you about that car is its fuel efficiency. My brother I can use my reserve from Semeborder to Ajah and back. and the parts na moi moi price,the engine is abt 50k without gearbox at ladipo,the gearbox is 15k.
i dont have anyone i trust to get u a tokunbo oh!!!,but i can get u a very clean registered one.

@kubie, I used that car (Nissan Sunny),its abt 500-550k,very clean with a/c,most dont have a/c sha

asunaobi:
Rat with long nose is a good rat but the one with short nose is bad and evil. Imported gins and wines are good for the state but local brews are bad. Why not put incentives in place for this local brewers to improve on the quality of ogogoro and encourage them to grow instead of destroy them.

nwanne abeg tell them

Banning Ogogoro is not the solution,instead it will make the business more lucrative (like any other contra ban drug).
Like someone said earlier ,they could enforce the alcoholic content be reduced. funny enough ,the police will even take advantage of the ignorant masses,anyone found drinking white gin,r whisky,might be arrested for taking ogogoro.
Abeg make them find better things that will enhance the 'betterment' of the people of benue.

nna mhen!!!
I was expecting to see some lean ,tall sweet faced girl,this babe look like someone wey dey mmanya small small,her tummy big small oo,her face is just there,if i see her on the street i wont look twice.
The judges know wetin dem see,beauty is in the eyes of the beholder!!!!( even person wey get apollo)

when Ribadu was steering the EFCC,the name EFCC sent shivers down criminals' spines.
now i sometimes forget the name of the present EFCC chairman.

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Even tyre self go tire for this our naija,i just dont know how we can make it work here,see Ribadu that was highly celebrated for dehorning the sacred cows!!!
There is always a clique thing in almost everything in naija if its possible it will spread down to the oxygen we take down our lungs.

@OAM4J
 Ibori kill ribadu?,what for?
   fill me in abeg
Freshmoney, bros u see wetin we dey yarn, u for try video that scenario for ur fone next time,make we send am give some friends for media,make people see how yeyeish our politicians can yeye reach!!!

See its every where in Naija,
Imagine someone can go to the police and lock up another person for making pass at his 25 years old daughter and this foolish people would make an arrest as long as he can part with some money.
The police and court will really mess up Ribadu and El-rufai,innocent or not

Depilot
 Bro, those government properties  you did say El-rufai did get rid of,they were sold isnt it?,and i believe such properties are for the 'high class' right?, and if they are legitimately sold off with govt consent, then u should know that most of these buyers will have a connection with him or his office,like it or not.
   When banks and Govt offices,NDlea dey auction cars or other properties,do you ever get to hear of it or even participate,na within that dem clique.
  If we keep talking about these people we would go on and on,none of them are clean !!!
Fhemmmmmy i tire oh!!!

My worst pain is that,both guys must have declared their assets,because if it is truly a 'must do" for any public office holder,they should and must have declared their assets. Now they can only be wanted for interrogation ONLY if there is a case of false declaration aside other crimes.
These guys would not willingly want to come here to clear the air because here in our Naija,its GUILTY until proven INNOCENT!!!
Dem go so mess up whats left of their reputation
Wait a minute!!! i no say dem no do anything sha

@ud4u
Dear,i share the same conclusion. Why is that they only find faults when these public office holders leave their positions. Nuhu Ribadu has suffocated the biggest of fishes. I just believe those holy cows he made to face the law are the part of this crusade to tarnish his image and rubbish his person
None of them holy pass!!!

@mauri
Is this Tobe?