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The DG NYSC's statement supersedes the minister. GEJ decision supersedes both.
If my people have one voice,they will unite and refuse to go. If only they had one voice!

Oh my Nissan Sunny hatchback '93!.
You were a 4th hand car,I paid for you in 6 installments,in fact I am still owing Mr Lawrence some money,lol.
I changed virtually everything in that car excluding the chassis. Fuel consumption was next to nothing.

Wow,that man controls traffic with so much confidence. These danfo drivers are the major cause of traffic in lagos!

What will now happen to the owners of the affected containers? Na wa.......and it could be anyone's...God Help us

If his intentions are true,he may carry on. If he just wants some juice,I will give him the 'Tony Montana' treatment.

E guzoro oto tuwa nwanyi ime,iga amu onye ala!...(Don't mind me)....Happy Sunday all,great thread

@ Osasp,thanks for detailing the forum.

@new Maonza
My brother,you won't understand until u see the potential of a well trained dog. The only fear I have is with our lack of maintenance culture. The work of these dogs is detection and to alert handlers,sometimes attack when 'the enemy' tries to resist apprehension. I believe your idea of dogs are the hungry mongrels that stray around various streets. Hey bro,canine prowess isn't something to underestimate!.

Sniffer dogs all over the world have got lots of advantages on security work. You can't equal the lives of one human with 500dogs. A well trained dog doesn't compromise or take bribe. Also no one on earth wants to be bitten by a dog. Dogs are loyal to their owners/handlers. If this development is followed up as planned. It will curb their(Boko Haram) activities to a large extent

This maltreatment has been going on for long now,especially for First time travelers. However unlike your case,the traveler's passport are not impounded. I think there's more details he didn't share.
Its advisable to always look at the name tag of the immigration officer attending to you and memorize it. With that you can always meet a superior office and lodge a complaint. I still believe there's more to it sha.
In addition,the passport belongs to FGN,it may bear your name and you may pay for it,it may be withdrawn at anytime if abused.

I lost 400,them use my money take pay Davido.

http://www.vfsglobal.com/southafrica/nigeria
I guess that will help

Great meal on SAA,pap(semovita lookalike) and soup.....beautiful street in Sandton,Randburg....naija peeps @ Monash University in Bloemfontein......meeting 'guys' in greenhouse,fun filled and crazy life in Yeoville and Hilbrow

Follow LAWYER's advice. Its sometimes takes up to a year or more for the court to give you the 'fanfare' guys to throw the tenant out. One of my customers (a custom officer) did this....He constructed a poultry in that compound,and sited it close to their windows,additionally,he tore the mosquito nets on all the windows.
Another landlord did this in Ojo area of lagos. He took normal legal procedures,He beheaded an agama Lizard,put it in a calabash and placed in front of their door. Man they moved their things out that very week.
My brother follow legal procedures though,and always try to know the kind of people u rent ur house to.

Que sera sera

PRESENTER: What's your
contribution?
CALLER: There is this lady I wanted
in my life
shortly after my NYSC, but all my
efforts proved
abortive, she wouldn't pick my
calls, she would
laugh at me while passing by, for
reasons best
known to her. Five months later, I
was able to get my apartment, get
a newcar, courtesy of a
contract job I secured with
Nigeria Agip Oil
Company. Now, most of the
missed calls I have
are hers, barrage of SMS and all
that. I am
confused on what to do. Please
help me out.
PRESENTER: Listen up! You pick up
your phone now, give her a call,
letting her know you'll be at
her house in 2 hours. You take a
cool shower;
wear a nice outfit and an
attention- catching
perfume. When it ’s exactly 2
hours, you call her
and tell her that you'll be there in
another 2
hours. When the 2 hours are now
over, you now drive down to her
house, get down from d
car,walk to her house, knock on
her door. Once
she opens the door, with †he
sexiest smile you
have got, stylishly look into her
eyes, draw her
slowly to yourself, take your
mouth close to her
ear and whisper.... "THUNDER FIRE YOU".

@ Outstrip,well said!

@ Bushman,o boy u sabi as e dey go. For Hilbrow na......informants 'ndu mburu' full everywhere from underground to timesquare plus greenhouse....although Obodo na machine but if u don't have a tight package,its better to look elsewhere. Hustling in SA especially in those hillbrow ,Berea and Yeoville axis brings out the beast/best in you.

Well,there's a difference between becoming a millionaire and staying a millionaire....a million sat in my account @ 22,but one has got to invest nah ,lol.....what's cash in the bank for them to lend Dangote,lol......I investes it nah......I sometime have 5k in my account,but I no fit shout,I dey gallant.........

If in doubt of authenticity of yellow card,they can administer vaccines at a fee. Some Nigerian go to S.A for vacation and legal businesses.

You can get vaccinated and be sure of your
Yellow card's authenticity at health centers in major local government offices nationwide

When I arrived passport control in Oliver Tambo airport,South Africa,a young Nigerian next to me in queue,was asked to produce his yellow card,but on the card only C.S.M and Cholera was endorsed on it,there wasn't any yellow fever shown. The boy was asked by the immigration lady why he did he have yellow fever endorsed. The dumb lad couldn't defend it. The thing is many cards are issued so long you pay for it. Sincerely most people aren't vaccinated.

still available good people!!

Sold Sold Sold to Syber on nairaland, Mr Seyi carry go, I swear I never buy full tank for that car before, lol, abeg other bidders no vex o, Oga Seyi come make we club for Festac

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still available, keep the calls rolling , come inspect with your mechanic,pastor or spiritualist