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I ended page 85, started page 86 and Now, Page 87. I congratulate myself with 1 plate of chicken pepper soup and 3 bottles of Malta Guinness !

U said Hall 3 b like Ajegule but in no better pass Under Bridge? Pray my bro.

I said pray pray pray pray pray 4 ur admission and leave D cut off mark alone. Also pray dat ur photographer would charge U less 4 40copies of passport photographs.

Continue 2 pray until D Heart warming so called FINAL BREAKING NEWS.

U are highly permitted 2 speak in different TONGUES. Everybody begin 2 Say Ur last prayer NOWoooooooo! 1, 2, GO!

To completely avoid and escape next year JAMB, pls kindly schedule at least one day 2 fast & pray within D week! What U can't pray 4, U will pay 4 it!

BREAKING NEWS!
D more U dislike my posts, d more U dislike my God and d more U reduce ur chances of being ADMITTED. So, bekiafu and rejoice with dos dat REJOICE. LOVING U ALL!

Mallam Bello, why U co hate me like dis? Make u continue but remember on Judgement Day, all of us go join D Queue and na U go dey front front and U go tell Papa wetin I do Uooooooo.

I SPECIALLY thank dos who like my posts. As 4 dos who HATE me, I ALso wan to earnestly wish U all what my friend always wishes his WICKED uncle in IBADAN.

Kneel down there let me pray 4 U 4 annoying God by dis-liking my post dis morning!

All those in favour of this thread say I !. against, say nil!!!!!!

HALL 3, BLOCK C, ROOM 24, MY TARGET!

When U like or comment on my posts pls always indicate ur name so dat ur name can enter my list of commitee of Friends in Uniben. Thanks!

D news is around d corner!

Wetin dis policeman co dey find inside my Trailer dis early morn morn? BOMBs? Shuuuuuuu I go carry dis policeman go BINI KEBBIoooooo !

Una don start again! Na when I don show, na im all of una dey always run comot baaaaaa?

Even someone who scored 39 aggregate dey ask me WHAT ARE MY CHANCES? Do U actually mean ur chances of becoming a Gardener in UNIBEN? Chaiiiiiii!

Na now dis my uncle wen B Lecturer 4 Uniben co dey flash flash me because 4 dream he don see my name 4 D admission List. Idiot, U no pass GODoooooooooooo! U B wan fall my hand wen B say na my father Sen u 2 sukul.

During d post UTME, We saw where people dey cut cut Iron, na im my friend co tell me say na D Department of WELDERs and IRON BENDERs b dat. Is there any tin like dat in D UNIVERSITY?

Since when we dey wait 4 jamb Result, Post UTME result and now, admission List, some of Una 4 don get DIPLOMA as Tailors, shoe Shinners, Carpenters, motor Boys and even Okada Riders. Occupation is occupation!

Hmmm! Another journey again frm Abuja 2 Bini Kebbi, it is well even if there is no water in D well!

U go show dem pepper and onions by Fire

Dis my battery dey always claim stronghead when ino want gree run down since yesterday.

Trailer front seat booking in progress. Pay as D number of bags of Beans & Garri U have!

Thank God 4 GCE! D only legacy our principal left 4 us na so so D7 and E8 in maths and English in both Waec and Neco since 2002 when he died. In fact May his soul rest in perfect emmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

What a rugged principal!

Like and comment on my posts and have a free lift in my trailer during D clearance and Matric DAY.
What a groove in UNIBEN!

My spaghetti don burn burn on top fire again. Oooooooooooooooooo. This Forum go leave me 4 a short while because Me I no fit leave am oooooo!

If ordinary recruit 4 Army Slap U, U go know say Boko Haram na ur very close Friends. Chaiiiiiii

D only legacy our principal left 4 us na so so D7 and E8 in maths and English in both Waec and Neco since 2002 when he left our school. Thank God 4 GCE

Yes of course, U will surely see us, I mean myself, D trailer, D admission List and D VC on or B4 20th July, 2012. Thanks lots 4 Ur patience and impatience all together!

Some photographers are just wicked these days. 70 copies of passports photographs now cost N12, 990:05K. Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!