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Any interested male Room mate should pls contact me on 08076040842, 08163513265 on or before Wednesday 07 Nov., 2012. Thanx

How many photo copies did u guys submit?

I am just tired of unstable Budget.when Putme result was released, I told my parents to sign a Budget of 100k, when admission came, I increased it to 150k, when uniben initially Released d clearance details, we went to d negotiation table and finally resolved to make it 200k....with d sudden hike in school fees, I don't just know d kind of dictionary to pick my grammar from now and I pray they won't demand back d already approved Budget o o o....collateral or no collateral, Personal Bank Loan on my mind.

Kenswinzy.:
I go arrive benin airport wif my private jet. I u wan c me, go wait 4 dere. Probably u will c me next year.

I hail oooo....Hope dat mechanic guy has finished Repairing dat ur Volkswagen motor? Sorry...car!!........cos we are going to Rock Benin with it o o o!

youngpol: Guys me sef get my own questn.......Abeg where i fit get my statement of result

U will get it from d Forest, sorry i mean d school/centre where u wrote ur Waec or Neco...thanx

FINAL ANNOUNCEMENT.
As ye gradually packeth all thy Luggages, including thy Ghana must Go full of Red background Passports Photographs and other Documents, If ye are an Ecostat Student and haven't Identified with D Ecostat LandLords and LandLadies such as Akhigbode01, Vickhovo, Obukhowo, Zanjorrg. Aluta continua, pls, Kindly Join us on the Round Table by Dropping ur Username(s)...we Looketh Forward to seeing Ye Guys!......Boljou!

Metaphycist: Brothers,sisters,friends.I want 2 humbly giv my opinion.
Virtually all fellowships in skul do d clearance free.My advice 4 u is dat.Dnt go ahead 2 do d clearance wit any fellowship cuz after den dey wil stick 2 u like glue n u wil likely be a member of d fellowship becuz of d kind gesture.
D tin is,do d clearance wit a fellowship dat romances wit ur belief n lifestyle so even if u start attendin it,it wnt compromise ur stance as regards Xtianity.
Pls I'm no way condemin dose who r advertisin Free clearance here.
Som dnt lik deeper life,so dnt do ur clearance wit deir fellowship.
Som hate Christ Embassy,so dnt let them help u n later u dnt reciprocate by being a member.
Some dislike Mountain of fire n Catholic.So dnt bug them.
Spirituality is a fundamental aspect of human existence. U dnt hv 2 be forced in2 a fellowship,u hv 2 choose.
I hope u grasp?

Nice work Bro.! I thought u will also Advise D Muslim Brothers to proceed to their various Mosques for the E-exercise since that's their Fellowship centres too!...No prosecution pls o o o o o o o!

Ur address first. Then to...
The Registrar,
university of Benin, P.M.B 1154,
Benin City,
Edo State.
Sir,
LETTER OF ACCEPTANCE.
I want to specially appreciate you for the offer of provisional Admission given to me to pursue a first degree programme in the department of Economics, faculty of social science in the most reputable university of Benin, Benin City.
I hereby acknowledge and accept the offer, without Hesitation.
I Promise to be of good conduct and also do my best endlessly, in fulfilling all necessary obligations as regards the effective conduct of the institution.
I shall remain faithful to my promise forever.

Yours Faithfully,
SIGN.
David Solomon Rehoboan.

blocx03: Hello beautiful people,aspirant of uniben,there's this information reaching me direct from the source,that our dear friend,father of 5,driver,farmer etc MR AKHIGBODE,for those who known him as driver,his willing to sell out his admission provision,his going back 2 his former old job farmer,fisherman at his village,so any intrested person should dail dis number 0809ja, for more info.

I am not a father of anything yet ooo......yes yes yes!..I want to merchandise it so as to enable me set up and annex a Poultry Farm. Any Interested Fellow should kindly pls refer to my wonderful AGENT, Jhoe Blocx A.k.a. Cheffman1 for special considerations. Sign.....management.

Tare1: I vividly know you are not ready for any exam seat down there and be asking foolish questions

OLODO

dis was may 28, 2009 statement by HER

Goodluck4to: [color=#000099][/color]2012 University of
Benin Admission
registration is on
September 25th, 2012 by
solomon
University of Benin, we accept
been able to accumulate the
account of things bare for
UNIBEN registration.
By now all accepted acceptance
accept to accept had all this
accessible but just to be sure,
appearance this as a checklist;
1)Your O’level Result(Original
Certificate or account of
aftereffect or online Print out.
2)Your Original Jamb aftereffect
Slip (Click actuality to get it).
3)Your Local Govt Of Origin or
Affidavit of Local Govt of Origin.
4)Your Guarantor’s Letter.
5)Your Acceptance Letter.
6)Affidavit of Non-membership
of abstruse Cult.
7)Affidavit of Good Conduct.
Birth Certificate or Age
Declaration Affidavit. etc.)
9)REJECTION LETTER
For all your Affidavits, ensure
you get them active in any
cloister of Law in Nigeria. Which 1 b rejection letter again?

you will surely have Affidavits of (1) Bad character (2) Bad English Grammar...thanx alot!.......I know court will collect ur money and give u what u want, weither it is good or otherwise.

snave007: O boy!! I go Jamb office go buy card to print admission letter, na im i con c botany instead of plant biology and biotechnology, WETIN dey happen

chief, if Botany is a Branch if Biology which deals with D study of PLANTs, then why do u have 2 worry about what u were given since they are d same Field? Ur majesty Pls Ride on!

Bertinho: Akhigbode re u seekin 4 admsn or u already hav.....

I was seeking, But now I have Found! What about u Benitho, sorry, Bertinho?

Metaphycist: It's pronounced "Shodi" I tink.

I think say na Oshiodi make I run go dey arrange my clearance Documents ooooo!

blocx03: CHIEF,ONLY FEW MADE IT 2 D FINISHN LYN,AND D REMAINING STIL GOING 2 MAKE IT THERE 2 WIT US,COX WE WAITN 4 EM,MR DRIVER

Let me Liase wit my Erstwhile manager 2 see if d new Trailer Driver can work that out.

Ifeyz: Akigbo. hw body oo...i hail d nw generatn f uniben stdnt nd intercede in pray on bhaf f our yt 2 b admitd peepz,wit life derz hope.
rep. Ngine

Pls, Don't be Afraid of spelling my Name completely because it simply remains my Bonafide Identity. In fact, it is AKHIGBODEMHE. It is worth a password.

phshawdy: answers: 1)make nothing less than 10photocopies of ur documents 2)number of passports shuld be above 15, say 20passport photographs to be on the safe side 3)any passport photograph of u would do. Personal advice frm me to u, get ur personal stapler and pins! Trust me on this am also a fresher but i also hv a diploma 4rm uniben...goodluck!

Nice contribution friend. I just feel like awarding You a free Ticket to Indian, But I don't wanna harm ur Admission Clearance. Just Remind me after 1st Semester Exams. Bless U!

Akhigbode01: I can feel D presence of D living GOD on dis Thread now!

when D Almighty YAWEH visited NairaLand to Access d Admission situation in July. Father indeed U are ten much! Receive All D every every

Akhigbode01: What shall it profit a man if He does waste all His acceptance fees On Recharge cards 4 megabytes on NairaLand, Facebook & 2go?

My Legs are shaking 4 dis post!

Akhigbode01: here we are with our Positive & Normative Reasoning. No BB yet but only Torch Light NOKIA Phone!

when men started threatening men with BlackBuri. Sorry, I mean BlackBerry. Poverty Wicked oooooo!

Akhigbode01: here we are with our Positive & Normative Reasoning. No BB yet but only Torch Light NOKIA Phone!

when men started threatening men with BlackBuri. Sorry, I mean BlackBerry.

Tare1: Akhigbode hw u dey?? Gud Morning

I am stronger. And u?

Akhigbode01: Mr Speaker! Dis is a pitiable Dismal, In fact it is Economically, politically, mechanically and Regrettably Lugubrious dat U are asking someone like me who has a Diploma in Truck Driving and also a Retired Photographer 2 go & Learn WORK again. U are just play with a Vote of No Confidence!

When d English Grammar becomes more Vulnerable to unusual attack

Akhigbode01: Na now I co know say no B only me don go Law court go swear swear tire 4 dat paper wen dem dey call AffiDavids, 4 only one admission?

the Ab Initio of Necessary and unnecessary Swearing of AFFIDAVITS in d Law Court.

Akhigbode01: Pls what was D cut-off mark 4 d EDO Gubernatorial Election and which Party Finally gained D admission into D EDO state Seat of Power?

when d Issue of cut-off mark became d Question of D day!

Akhigbode01: On D admission list in my Trailer dis morning, are: Akhigbode01, Graviti, benkings, blocx, metaphysicals,vickhovo, TARE, akeke, sarahlnx, ozo, Ifeyz, Rkm6, oojingbe93, Ayo47, mexyz, chokofall, 6 guests and so many others.

And where are all these people Now?

Plan well

Akhigbode01: I humbly wan 2 apologise 2 dos I've offended and I also 've forgiven dos dat infuriated me. Wishing U all God's guidance & protection.

dis should be Everybody's Comment!

Akhigbode01: In D Book of Akhigbode01 126:1, when a long Trailer enters Uniben Main Gate with admission consignment, All D uniben Aspirants will be like Dem Dat Dream! Tel ur neighbour I'm Dreaming!

Now Tell ur neighbour I am Dreaming!

Akhigbode01: I hope una don start una photo copying because me I don almost photocopy reach all my Primary school Report cards dis morning. Chai!

when Men Become desperate for Admission

Akhigbode01: Can U pls help me Imagine how much dis man wants 2 charge me 4 only 40copies of Red background passport photographs? Chai !

my First contract with D photographer